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Dragon Tavern Quotes!; Yes! We did find some!
Topic Started: Oct 15 2005, 01:21 AM (569 Views)
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Now... I had a beautiful document filled with 4 years of great DT quotes... but... I can't find it. >.< I think it MIGHT be on my HP... so cross your fingers that I can find it... if not, that means its gone and lost forever. *cries* Anyways... I did manage to find some. If you happen to come across some really funny quotes involving you and another RPer, or you and some friend of yours, by all means, POST IT HERE! MAKE US LAUGH!

So, without further ado...todo... whatever...

Amy Proudly Presents...

FUNNY, WRONG AND WEIRD ROLE PLAY QUOTES!...
Featuring YOU PEOPLE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Donkets
Amy: Damn... AOL died on me...
April: *kicks AOL's ass*
Amy: I'll wait for Mitch to get back online before I restart, until then... dun IM me. lol
April: you FUCKING BITCH PIECE OF DONKET SHIT LEAVE AMERS ALONE!
Amy: DAMN DONKETS!!! They happenbed to be godo for nuttin!

Duck
She Who Must Not Be Named (SWMNBN): Duck
SWMNBN: And
Amy: WHERE?!
SWMNBN: Cover.
April: LMMFAO!!!!! OOOOOOHHH SHHIT! THAT WAS CLASSIC!
April: I can't breathe!
Amy: lol Sorry, I'm being haunted by ducks! >.<
SWMNBN: Quak
Amy: *dies*
April: OW! SHIT IT HURTS!
April: I gotta geta screenie of that... DUDE I have fucking tears in my eyes.
Amy: LMAO!
April: I can't stop laughing.

Easy Mac
Trav: Do you realize what troll tastes like??
April: Awwwww a big bowl of Easy Mac.
Abbey: ROFL!
April: LMFAO!
Trav: Rotten rubber with dogshit on it.
Abbey: A troll tastes like a big bowl of easy mac!!

CSI and Zombie Brains
Amy: *tazers you*
April: -tazered and hits the ground-
Amy: heheheheh
April: -twitches slightly trying to pull them out then stops moving-
Amy: Ooops... *burries you in the desert*
April: -couple days pass and i return from the dead, busting through the sand and grabs the first think on hand.... a Pick shovel.... and starts going after you-
Amy: Like I'd LEAVE my shovel there... Give me some credit, I DO watch CSI :P
April: damn it
April: ROFL
April: aight
Amy: LOL
April: -grabs a nicely tipped thick stick and grins, coming after you-
Amy: That's better. *runs away screaming*
April: -grins and gives chase- BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: *pauses* If that's what you're after, you're going to be sorry... *runs screaming into the dawn*
April: LMMFAO!
April: fuckin classic

Antihistamine Amy
Amy: Sorry, I wouldn't stop sneezing so my mother force fed me some Benedryl
Marc: lovely
Amy: Ugh, I feel like my eyes are buggin out... *has been playing WarCraft III for the last... er... 12 hours* Which may be another reason why she drugged me...
Marc: good god
Amy Oh COME ON! Everyone has ONE game that they would devote their life too - mine is WarCraft III
Marc: perhaps, there's a little thing called sleeping and eating, some people have it in their heads that such activity is necessary for survival
Amy: Oh, I've eaten! I've had two full meals since I got this game yesterday! And 5 hours of sleep!
Marc: I'm so proud of you
Amy: And I'm on chapter... uh... Chapter five of the human campagin! Though I don't think I can concentrate anymore... stupid antihistamines and their sleepiness...
Marc: *shrugs* never played it, but congrats anyway! Starcraft was my thing
Amy: ... Its just like StarCraft... cept WarCraft III has elements of Diablo II in it/ But that's not whats important! You understand the drive of Blizzard's games!
Marc: ah yes, curse those drugs
Amy: Or the drugged addictivness... I was being optomistic
Marc: I know, I've seen it played, just never played it myself
Amy: I'd guarentee you couldn't leave it alone
Marc: I do they are addicting in every sense of the word
Amy: Yes... the way I feel right now, I'd rather go back to playing than have a cigarette XD (good thing I can play and smoke at the same time, no? XD)
Marc: probably
Amy: You know, if you just give me one worded responces, I'm going to start rambling, because my brain's functions have been dampered by Benedryl... which kills my ability to know when to shut up.
Marc: blah!
Amy: That better not be followed by 'I've gotta go' Because I dun wanna sleep. I wanna chat or play WarCraft XD
Marc: I still say cigarettes are bad for you brb
Amy: Well... duh? So is sitting on your ass for 12 hours playing a computer game... oh wait... yeah... did that too... Is this conversation as amusing as I think it is?
Marc: I won't, I just order some pizza and I think it's here
Amy: euh? I should play with the Orcs next... just to dork around... and I should make them pink... because people will call me sacreligious....
Marc: considering it's pretty one sided right now, I would hope so 'cause I'm contributing nothing to it
Amy: Sure you are! I can't hold a conversation with myself. It gets boring.
Marc: you're babbling sweetie, and I was away

Why You Shouldn't Consider An Art Trade On No Sleep
Duncan: Art... Trade... Magoo
Amy: You decide who you want me to do?
Duncan: NNNNoooo...
Duncan: I'll make it REAAALLY difficult
Amy: lol why?!
Duncan: Dunno
Duncan: Its harder for me. I have to do it without even knowing what it is!
Amy: lol I told you, I'll scan him. lol
Duncan: I'll make it... naked
Amy: ...
Amy: Why?
Duncan: a naked man
Amy: ...
Amy: WHY?!
Duncan: Its difficult, ain't it?
Duncan: I'll make it a naked man.. woman
Amy: Then I'll make it even MORE difficult
Duncan: HA! Like what?
Amy: A sex scene!
Duncan: I'll do it. I'll do it with BELLS on!
Duncan: A sex scene with people covered in bells! BEAT THAT!
Amy: A sex scene of a mermaid and a centaur!
Duncan: HA! Too simple
Amy: On the land, in the middle of Mardi Gras!
Duncan: Even simpler, I can fill in gaps with masses of people and beads
Amy: No, they have to be in full carnival attire :-{
Amy: * :-P
Duncan: YOU have to draw a sex scene with a sixty-legged dragon and a muffin!
Amy: Hey, at least mine is PLAUSIBLE!
Duncan: A muffin king
Amy: Hmm... *scratches her chin* Then you've gotta do a sex scene of a mermaid and a centar in the middle of Mardi Gras with people in full carnival attire, on a different planet, under a full starred skyscape
Duncan: Yeah, well YOU have to draw a scene with one of YOUR characters getting bitched around by one of MY characters! BOOM! POW! KRRSCHT!!!
Amy: lol
Amy: Well then... you have to do...
Amy: a sex scene of a mermaid and a centar in the middle of Mardi Gras with people in full carnival attire, on a different planet, under a full starred skyscape and include 12 Star Wars characters
Duncan: 12 characters doing it?
Duncan: I mean... YOU Need that!
Duncan: 12 characters in the reproductive process!
Duncan: Mwahaha! You got nothin!
Duncan: I proclaim myself the victor
Duncan: Now give me a bakery
Amy: Oh no
Amy: Not doing it
Amy: Just in the picture lol
Duncan: Well I've got you drawing them doing it, so I win
Duncan: I proclaim myself.... GLADIATOR!!!
Amy: Not if I add 12 Star Trek characters to it :-P
Duncan: Oh yeah... Well... I'll do a NUDE SELF PORTRAIT!
Duncan: You've lost!
Amy: Okay, you can draw a nude self portrait and I'll have you draw one of my characters getting stoned.
Duncan: Yeah, well I'll get stoned and have sex with my self portrait!
Duncan: BEAT THAT!
Amy: I don't think I want too.
Duncan: Hahaha, its 1:45. I need bedrest
Amy: lol I'll say
Amy: I should SOOO post this on DA...
Amy: Muahahahahahahahaha
Duncan: post what?
Amy: Our Art Trade ideas
Duncan: Oh Hell no... YES
Duncan: Hahaha, No.
Duncan: Yes.
Amy: lol I will :-D
Duncan: Maybe. I don't care. I want sleep
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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I remember the donkets. . .and it frightens me. . .:D In a good way! I also remember the easy mac.

That's what you get for taking everything literally. . .

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1. Steal corndogs
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Maybe Tobi Needs To Be Neutered...

Amy: AVOID THE LIGHT! THE SUNS IN SIGHT! THE UNDEAD SHOULD BE SLEEPING!
Amy: AVOID THE LIGHT! AND CROSS UPRIGHT! OUR FLEDGLINGS DROPPING WEEPING
Tobias: GOOD SONG!!!!!
Amy: AVOID THE LIGHT! AVERT YOUR SIGHT! GO UNDERGROUND DESCREETLY
Amy: hehe it is!
Tobias: *humps your leg for listening to a good song*
Amy: LMAO!
Amy: *taps her foot in time with the song*
Tobias: *enjoys*
Tobias: lol
Amy: lol God... That's so wrong, on so many wrong levels
Tobias: lol

Later...

Amy: So, are you done with my leg? Cuz I need to head to bed here soon. lol
Tobias: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Amy: Well, will you hurry? lol
Tobias: nope
Amy: And what if I jumped up and down? Or sang another good song?
Tobias: Id enjoy it even more?
Amy: And then you'd be done?
Tobias: Ey I can control myself! lol no
Amy: *taps her foot* Mmm... What if... I told Marc you were humping my leg and won't stop even though I need to go to bed?
Tobias: ... why would that stop me? lol
Amy: *shrugs and leans over to tell Marc*

Amy: Help!
Marc: what??
Amy: I'm tired and Tobias won't stop humping my leg and let me go to bed!
Marc: ......who's tobias?
Amy: DJ-ReBoRn... He's one of our role players He plays Triek
Marc: okay ....is he at your house or something?
Amy: No, he's humping my leg on IM
Marc: oh....ooh, squirt him with a water bottle in the face
Amy: *does so*

Amy: Yeah... that's great. He doesn't even remember you. *rolls her eyes and sits down* Mmm.. what to do...
Tobias: He doesnt? I feel so unloved!
Amy: You feel unloved?! I'm letting you hump my leg!
Tobias: True Well then partially unloved then
Amy: *does Marc's suggestion and squirts you with a water bottle*
Tobias: ooo lubricant
Tobias: *humps more*

Marc: did it work?
Amy: Tobias: ooo lubricant
Tobias: *humps more*
You tell me?
Marc: hmmm....try hot sauce
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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Me and a group of friends talking about a DnD movie that was on Sci-Fi one night.

Side Note: I am Daseth, Eric plays a priest, Revanche an assassin, Raceln a demon and Vega a dark elf... just incase there is a comment towards a person... like below about cleric... that is why.

Also... we are refering to things... like DnD style character sheets with stats.

[23:49] <Raceln> the group loses their cleric in the first encounter basically
[23:50] <Daseth> yeah, lol
[23:50] <Raceln> what losers
[23:51] <Raceln> cleric had a low intelligence
[23:51] <Raceln> afk smoke time
[23:51] <Daseth> exactly
[23:51] <Daseth> a low intelligence, a low initiative, and horrible evade
[23:52] <Revanche> He sooo did some Orthos bullshit that like.....Koth would of done though
[23:52] <Vega_DarkHeart> nani?
[23:52] <Revanche> and deserved to get eaten
[23:52] <Revanche> wtf was he thinking, hes a goddamn cleric
[23:53] <Zelomin> He was thinking that his pathetic god would grant him the power to take on a dragon? Clerics tend to have faith in their gods like that...
[23:54] * Daseth looks to Eric
[23:55]* Daseth laughs and then coughs and walks away


[00:04] <Zelomin> ...The leader telling his group to "hold off" a group of easily thirty bandits?
[00:05] <Raceln> it happens
[00:05] <Zelomin> Gotta love D&D
[00:05] <Raceln> they are a bad group thou
[00:06] <Revanche> and its two women
[00:06] <Daseth> lol
[00:06] <Revanche> LoL while the two men are dicking with a puzzle lock
[00:06] <Raceln> i think they were just pressing buttons
[00:06] <Revanche> it gets...better, Im watching it now
[00:06] <Revanche> and the second time is pure comical value

[00:18] <Raceln> well the rogue's climb skill isnt that good
[00:18] <Zelomin> The rogue is awesome, though.
[00:19] <Raceln> his climb skill is shit thou
[00:19] <Daseth> yeah it is
[00:20] <Daseth> Maybe he just has low dex and failed his rolls
[00:20] <Raceln> lol
[00:20] <Raceln> his shoes got blown
[00:20] <Zelomin> ...A rogue with low dex?
[00:20] <Daseth> Seeee
[00:20] <Daseth> He has low dex
[00:20] <Daseth> lol
[00:20] <Daseth> If he would of had high dex he would of climbed up and and not almost died
[00:21] <Raceln> it happens
[00:21] <Raceln> his parents didnt reroll his stats

[00:29] <Revanche> they suck
[00:29] <Revanche> bad adventurers!
[00:29] <Raceln> yea
[00:29] <Raceln> they do suck
[00:29] <Revanche> they let the rogue get hurt
[00:29] <Revanche> man...
[00:29] <Daseth> They all have horrible stats
[00:29] <Raceln> the fighter has pretty good dex
[00:30] <Raceln> doing that whole throwing sword and jumping
[00:30] <Daseth> Well the barbarian hopefully would
[00:30] <Daseth> but she still gets fucked up
[00:31] <Raceln> i want to see her rage
[00:31] <Revanche> but they let the rogue
[00:31] <Revanche> they didnt even try
[00:31] <Revanche> I wouldof like..taken something outta my pocket and thrown it on the right square
[00:31] <Raceln> how did she lose her arm kerry?
[00:31] <Revanche> SHe portaled into it
[00:31] <Raceln> ah
[00:31] <Revanche> the scry pool showed it an inaccurate image, and when she set of the teleport spell...
[00:32] <Revanche> her arm got caught and they had to cut it off so they could port home
[00:32] <Raceln> oh that sucks for her

[00:40] <Raceln> i hope it ends with the bad guys winning
[00:40] <Raceln> cause they deserve it
[00:41] <Zelomin> The bad guys never win.
[00:41] <Raceln> thats why they deserve it
[00:41] <Zelomin> Especially in this movie.
[00:41] <Kyzzzzel> Yes
[00:41] <Kyzzzzel> with the party of idiots
[00:41] <Kyzzzzel> the bad guys shouldve won
[00:41] <Kyzzzzel> and the rogue shouldve left a looont time ago
[00:42] <Kyzzzzel> in fact he shouldve never went in the first place
[00:42] <Zelomin> I liked the rogue...
[00:44] <Raceln> if i was that rogue, half the team would be dead by now
[00:47] <Zelomin> I'd at least have the fighter's sword.
[00:48] <Raceln> she is one ugly bitch
[00:49] <Zelomin> The undead chick?
[00:49] <Raceln> yea
[00:49] <Daseth> the fighters sword is nice
[00:49] <Zelomin> You can't tell me you wouldn't fuck her...
[00:50] <Raceln> you know the whole fleshing rotting thing
[00:50] <Raceln> it just doesnt do it for me
[00:50] <Revanche> Kas and me were just talking about that...LoL
[00:50] <Zelomin> What? You're insane! That is so hot!
[00:50] <Revanche> saying she was prettier than the elf
[00:53] <Daseth> yeah, even half dead she was prettier
[00:54] <Raceln> true
[00:54] <Raceln> but i aint banging no rotting corpse
[00:54] <Daseth> if its got a heart beat its not a corpse
[00:54] <Zelomin> ...Did the rogue die?
[00:54] <Raceln> no
[00:54] <Raceln> healers
[00:55] <Kyzzzzel> Race
[00:55] <Zelomin> Damn.
[00:55] <Kyzzzzel> you wouldnt do Rev?
[00:55] <Raceln> vampires are different
[00:55] <Zelomin> Three people dying would have made the movie so much better.
[00:55] <Raceln> she doesnt have the whole rotting flesh thing
[00:57] <Raceln> bull shit
[00:57] <Raceln> they so should of lost
[00:57] <Daseth> lol
[00:58] <Zelomin> Yeah. Damadar would have kicked the fighter's ass if they would have actually fought...
[00:58] <Kyzzzzel> No
[00:58] * Raceln ponders on how to go into the movie and bitch slap them around
[00:58] <Kyzzzzel> The fighter was a godmoder
[00:58] <Kyzzzzel> Did you see how he did a flip over the spell?
[00:58] <Zelomin> You know he had to have been five times a better fighter than he was alive.
[00:58] <Raceln> yea
[00:58] <Kyzzzzel> and caught his sword
[00:58] <Kyzzzzel> and sliced off his arm
[00:58] <Raceln> maybe he passes his reflex
[00:59] <Revanche> what was the DC...-45?
[00:59] <Kyzzzzel> Since when are fighters so agile?
[00:59] <Raceln> had evasion
[00:59] <Raceln> rolled a 20 on his save
[00:59] <Kyzzzzel> Now if it was the rogue
[00:59] <Revanche> it had its moments
[00:59] <Zelomin> Then again, dual classed fighter kicked his ass in the first one...
[00:59] <Revanche> like..
[00:59] <Kyzzzzel> Im still mad about the Elf being the least hot
[01:00] <Revanche> yeah
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Amy: .... Mitch.....*looks over her shoulder* ...... My dog is stoned........
Mitch: lol what's it doing, precious??
Amy: He's... just staring.... at nothing......
Mitch: lol oh shit!
Mitch: that's funny as hell
Amy: lol except it goes against what the great Philospher Robin Williams once said: "Dont get your dog stoned! This is not a good idea! He just evovled to lick his own genitals, leave him alone!"
Mitch: LMAO
Amy: lol I love that man.
Mitch: lol me too

Amy: SHIT!
Amy: I forgot!!!
Amy: I HAVE AN EXAM TOMORROW! XD
Amy: * X_X
Mitch: X_X
Amy: Thank GOD its Art History lol
Amy: lol I love my memory procedure... "Okay, need to know the Vishu Temple... Okay... it looks like a dragon 'vishued' all over it."
Mitch: lol!
Amy: hehehehe
Amy: ... I have 23 works of art to memorize for 1/5th of this exam...
Mitch: eeki
Amy: Yeah... stupid Romans with their invention of concrete then inventing 874529138572959283541278956821765825 ways to use it...
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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Pack of Gum
Amy: I just tried to light my cigarette with a pack of gum...
April: ........
April: Wow.... yer special... -hands you mah beer- have soem more ROFL
Amy: LMAO!
Amy: I haven't been drinking...
April: -hands you some sleeping pills-
Amy: LMAO! Shhh...

Girssom... Maybe... Grissom?
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April: DUDE! LAY OFF THE FUCKIN CRACK! PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN!
Amy: I don't sniff crack, I sniff coke. *snorts out an ice cube*
April: Then slowly step away from the pipe... LMMFAO!
Amy: Shit dude... I fucking mispelt his name...
April: well then stop fuckin sniffin coke..... the bubbles will get to yer head..... as it looks like they already have!
Amy: Now I have to redo it... LMAO!
April: NO!
Amy: Grissom...?
April: DON'T YOU DARE!
Amy: GrissomGrissom?

Roleplaying
Mitch: oh what we would be like without the sadistic relief that roleplaying gives us!
Amy: Serial killers?
Mitch: quite possibly! ... either that or politicians.
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
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This is what happens when Amy does her homework and Shelle Helps.. Amy was Grading papers for a peer workshop for her English final and i was.. uhh.. Helping! So, Amy gets to the paper done by the hawt snowboarder and this is what happened..


DivineDragyn: My hawt snowboarder can't spell...
Jael Lei: LMAO ain't that alwasys the way with hotties?
DivineDragyn: lol I suppose lol
DivineDragyn: 'In the Revelatory War, the Colonists rose up against the Britesh." o.O
Jael Lei: *almost falls off her chair laughing*
Jael Lei: BRITESH!!
Jael Lei: WTF?!?!
DivineDragyn: lol American never have a Revelatory War either o.O
Jael Lei: omfg thats hilarious, i'm still laughing
DivineDragyn: I don't even think thats a word... lol LMAO!
DivineDragyn: Its Brittish, isn't it?
Jael Lei: when you see him say "My Aussie friend Shelle wants to know how the Revelatory war turned out!"
Jael Lei: Brittish yah
DivineDragyn: LMAO!
DivineDragyn: LMAO! OMG@
Jael Lei: :-D lmao thats classic
DivineDragyn: He justifies the revolutionary war by saying that if it hadn't happened, Americans would be having tea time and speaking with a funny accent until Hitler came along and killed us all. o.O
Jael Lei: *busts out laughing, actually crying*
Jael Lei: omfg.. omg..
DivineDragyn: LMAO!

DivineDragyn: Read this:
DivineDragyn: "War, fighting, is a part of every day life. From traffic to going to the grocery store, one will always fight things."
Jael Lei: DUDE! lol i'm still on the whole 'Hitler' thing..
Jael Lei: *this time, does fall off her chair*
DivineDragyn: ROFLMAO!
DivineDragyn: Uuuurgh! I'm the only person in my group that knows how to WRITE! O.O
Jael Lei: theres fighting the line at the store .. and then there's people laying their lives on the line in the name of a cause!
DivineDragyn: Yeah...
Jael Lei: why are the hotties so.. stupid?!
DivineDragyn: I wanna know what 'things' he fights at the grocery store...
DivineDragyn: LOL I dunno!
Jael Lei: SO DO I?!
DivineDragyn: HYAH! TAKE THAT YOU WATERMELON OF DOOM!
Jael Lei: i never wanna go to that store, Hitler might be there O.o
DivineDragyn: AHHH! THE MACARONI AND CHEESE NINJAS ARE ATTACKING!
Jael Lei: LMFAO
DivineDragyn: ROFLMAO!
Jael Lei: WATCH OUT FOR THE ASSASSIN BANANA'S!!!
DivineDragyn: ROFLMAO!
DivineDragyn: AND THE KILLER KUMQUATS!
Jael Lei: take cover!! The POTATO CHIPS AND LEADING A REBELLION!! NO MORE SALT!
DivineDragyn: LMAO!!!!!!
DivineDragyn: THE MILK HAS GONE BAD! CODE RED! CODE RED!
DivineDragyn: D. (Pro point) I really liked your argument, it amused my friend in Australia and I for like... 10 minutes.
DivineDragyn: lol jk

Jael Lei: HOLY SHIT CALL IN RE-INFORCEMENTS!! THE REVELATORY WAR HAS BEGAN! THE FLAVOURED MILK IS TRYING TO KICK THE PLAIN MILK FROM THE FRIDGE!!
Jael Lei: lmao!!!!!
Jael Lei: omfg!!
DivineDragyn: ROFLMAO! WATCH OUT! HITLER AND NERO HAVE JOINED FORCES IN THE BREAD ISLE!
Jael Lei: *is crying she's laughing so hard*
DivineDragyn: LMAO!!!!


And that is the tale of the hawt snowboarder and his Revelatory War :lol: :lol:
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Gaming .¸¸.•*´¨`*•

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LMAO! It was PERFECT with the 'And that is the tale of the hawt snowboarder and his Revelatory War :lol: :lol:' at the end! XD
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
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A Writer, a Nutcase
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LMAO!! :lol: :lol:

Another Amy and Shelle Quote..

DivineDragyn: *gives you puppy dog eyes*
Jael Lei: no.
Jael Lei: lol
DivineDragyn: *bats eyelashes*
Jael Lei: fine.
Jael Lei: becuase i love you lol
DivineDragyn: ... Do you even know what I want? LOL
Jael Lei: nope
Jael Lei: LOL
Jael Lei: what?

i tot it was farni :lol:
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Gaming .¸¸.•*´¨`*•

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A Night In The Chat!

Jael Lei - Chelle - Works in a nursing home
LarvaNoShi - Cam - Chemist-in-Training
XxGuionxX - Mitch - Psychologist-in-Training
metalgurahl - Marc - Vet Assistant
DivineDragyn - Amy - Artist-in-Training


Angel and Jesus

Jael Lei: i lost Angel..
*** LarvaNoShi has joined the chat.
Jael Lei: *cries*
DivineDragyn: SHES UNDER THE BED!
DivineDragyn: WITH JESUS!
LarvaNoShi: ?
LarvaNoShi: What's happening with jesus?
DivineDragyn: Hello Cam :)

Mitch...o.O

XxGuionxX: I'M YELLING, YOU'RE YELLING!! WE'RE ALL YELLING!!
MetalGurahl: I AM NOT YELLING, YOU'RE YELLING
LarvaNoShi: o...k....?

Mesa Gonna Kill You

MetalGurahl: <----Xivitar?
LarvaNoShi: yeah, I know
MetalGurahl: oh, okay, cool. just making sure you knew
XxGuionxX: <---- Al Gore
DivineDragyn: Ooooh... I'm here with three boys
* LarvaNoShi raises an eyebrow, but keeps that thought to himself
DivineDragyn: hehe
* DivineDragyn whistles innocently
LarvaNoShi: don't even give me that innocent crap
* XxGuionxX 'sa jar jar binks
DivineDragyn: LMAO!
LarvaNoShi: oh you will die if you keep doing that

Inferior Chat Programs!

DivineDragyn: I forgot they're seeing / me
XxGuionxX: lol!
DivineDragyn: Hey! Play nice guys!
LarvaNoShi: sucks for them
LarvaNoShi: inferior chat programs!
LarvaNoShi: lol
DivineDragyn: Muahahaha!
LarvaNoShi: indeed
XxGuionxX: wish i didn't see the /me... 'sa
LarvaNoShi: get trillian
DivineDragyn: lol Cam got me on Trillian... hehe yeah
LarvaNoShi: yup :)
XxGuionxX: that = effort
LarvaNoShi: they do IRC style actions in IM and chat
XxGuionxX: lazy > effort
LarvaNoShi: :: rolls eyes::
* DivineDragyn sigh, "Micchi micchi micchi..."

Laptops...

*** Jael Lei has joined the chat.
XxGuionxX: w00t
MetalGurahl: welcome back
Jael Lei: thank you :-D
Jael Lei: stupid computer keeps re-booting for NO GOOD REASON!
Jael Lei: it just goes all "BYE!" and thats it..
MetalGurahl: sounds like fun
XxGuionxX: is it a laptop?
Jael Lei: no a pc
XxGuionxX: my computer goes nuts and starts trying to eat my hands...

Prelude Into Crack/Alcohol

DivineDragyn: YOU ARE ALL WEAK!
DivineDragyn: WEAK I TELL YOU!
DivineDragyn: Weeeeeaaaaaak
LarvaNoShi: :: raises an eyebrow::
XxGuionxX: that's seven days

Crack/Alcohol

LarvaNoShi: wow... no more crack for you
Jael Lei: she's on nose spray and vodka and rubbing liquor
DivineDragyn: I tried to sniff coke once...
Jael Lei: and various other things
DivineDragyn: but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Jael Lei: ice got stuck?
Jael Lei: LOL
DivineDragyn: XD
LarvaNoShi: Ah ha ha ha
MetalGurahl: *pats Amy on the head*
* LarvaNoShi dies

XxGuionxX: i sniffded pixi stix before
DivineDragyn: ME TOO!
DivineDragyn: Doesn't it BURN!?
XxGuionxX: HELL YEAAAH!!
DivineDragyn: Sweet-n-Low burns toO!
XxGuionxX: yikes.. you nut-case
DivineDragyn: Hey Mitch...
XxGuionxX: lol!
XxGuionxX: eh?
LarvaNoShi: you all are nuts
DivineDragyn: We just proved to the chatroom we're insane
XxGuionxX: i'll drink to that
DivineDragyn: Amen brotha

LarvaNoShi: yeah, but I've bet youve never heard of chilly willy
DivineDragyn: Chilly... Willy?
Jael Lei: A CHILLY WILLY!
XxGuionxX: that sounds dirty cam... you stop that
Jael Lei: *falls off her chair*
DivineDragyn: LMAO
LarvaNoShi: you take a shot glass, turn it upside down, and pour enough alcohol (usually vodka) on the bottom, then you snort it
LarvaNoShi: I learned about them in Mexico
DivineDragyn: ...
LarvaNoShi: and I swore not to go drinking with the guy who told me about them
MetalGurahl: you're a wise man
XxGuionxX: ...
DivineDragyn: *looks at her shotglass... looks at her 5th of vodka... wonders about her stufffed up nose and lack of decongestant*
LarvaNoShi: it'll burn, and make it worse
LarvaNoShi: trust me on this one
XxGuionxX: AMY!!!
XxGuionxX: DON'T DO IT!!
DivineDragyn: Oh right, when have I ever listened to any of you?
XxGuionxX: well... hell, try it
DivineDragyn: ... That's not helping Mitch
LarvaNoShi: the response to irritants is: mucus and inflammation
XxGuionxX: i wanna know if it helps the nose! lol!
LarvaNoShi: trust the biochemist
XxGuionxX: booya!
DivineDragyn: Yeah but Cam?
DivineDragyn: Its the psychologist thats telling me to do it

Jael Lei: ooh you know what i did once when i was very very drunk and a little high?
DivineDragyn: lol what Shelle?
Jael Lei: i drank Tequilla, snorted salt and squeezed lemon in my eye
DivineDragyn: Why...
DivineDragyn: Did you...
DivineDragyn: In your eye???
Jael Lei: cause!! it's called a.. torpedo or some shit...
LarvaNoShi: aah cool
MetalGurahl: that had to fucking burn!
DivineDragyn: ...

...Sex...

MetalGurahl: I know which animal has the largest penis in proporation the rest of it body
XxGuionxX: OOOOKAY
LarvaNoShi: what do you want a cookie?
XxGuionxX: on to the other subject
XxGuionxX: i had prepared
LarvaNoShi: SEX!
DivineDragyn: I'm gonna go grab that vodka now o.O
MetalGurahl: actually, yeah, a cookie would be nice
XxGuionxX: which... SURE sex
LarvaNoShi: Sex is REALLY awesome
LarvaNoShi: I mean, DAMN
MetalGurahl: sex has many health benefits. It's a form of exercise, ups your immunity system
LarvaNoShi: it's just wonderful all around
DivineDragyn: row row row your boat
DivineDragyn: ooooh
LarvaNoShi: 'know, I'm just gonna avoid over share on this one
DivineDragyn: Why do you think I'm singing?

The Frog with a Vet Assistant, Chemist, Psychologist and Artist

MetalGurahl: how about a frog. Who wants a frog?
XxGuionxX: i don't
MetalGurahl: why the hell not!?
DivineDragyn: I most certianly don't
DivineDragyn: BECAUSE I'M AN ART TEACHER!
DivineDragyn: That's why!
MetalGurahl: I have a perfectly good, ready to be adopted frog here, and you people are being heartless
XxGuionxX: i sat on a frog once
XxGuionxX: it croaked!
DivineDragyn: What does the frog have to do with... How'd that go, Mitch?
MetalGurahl: that's lovely Mitch
DivineDragyn: ...
XxGuionxX: ...LMAO
DivineDragyn: I'm going to laugh now, and its not gonna be because that was funny...
DivineDragyn: LMAO
LarvaNoShi: can I take it's eggs and do immunofluourescent staining?
MetalGurahl: .......yes
DivineDragyn: Can I... draw it o.O
LarvaNoShi: cool!
MetalGurahl: *gives cam the frog*
XxGuionxX: i'll ask the poor think how it's feeling! .... LOL

The Careers of the Role Players

XxGuionxX: i owned marc
XxGuionxX: with the sword of sarcasm lol
Jael Lei: LOL
DivineDragyn: LOL
Jael Lei: did you know that Sarcasim is the last recorse of a weak mind, apparently, according to my mother
LarvaNoShi: she's wrong
LarvaNoShi: sarcasm is the first line of offense for the clever
XxGuionxX: or if you wanna go by the psychology book... it's the first sign of a mind developing abstract thought O_o
DivineDragyn: Huh... we call those artists in my teachings
Jael Lei: we call them Dementia patients
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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LMAO! ahh the times and trials of the people behind the characters that make up the Dragon Tavern :lol:
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Gaming .¸¸.•*´¨`*•

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<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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Amy And Shelle.. Late at night and very RANDOM!

DivineDragyn: Select it all, and hit: ctrl and C at the same time
DivineDragyn: And to paste it, it ctrl and v at the same time
Jael Lei: *looks at you blankly*
Jael Lei: reaaaally?
DivineDragyn: *nods*
DivineDragyn: Wait, were you being sarcastic? Lol
DivineDragyn: Shhh...

AND!

DivineDragyn: Did I say I posted?
Jael Lei: no but i refreshed so i sawed
Jael Lei: if you type sawed
Jael Lei: you go in a big circle
Jael Lei: do it
Jael Lei: sawed
Jael Lei: sawed
Jael Lei: LOL
DivineDragyn: sawed?
Jael Lei: sawed
Jael Lei: BIG CIRCLE!
Jael Lei: sawed
Jael Lei: use one finger
DivineDragyn: sawed LMAO! YOU DO!
Jael Lei: LMFAO!
DivineDragyn: sawedsawedsawedsawedsawedsawed
DivineDragyn: XD
Jael Lei: sawedsawedsawedsawedsawed
Jael Lei: ROFLMAO!
Jael Lei: oh shit thats funny
DivineDragyn: nehehehe
DivineDragyn: We're... insane
Jael Lei: Yes.. we are.
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Gaming .¸¸.•*´¨`*•

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Bow to your sensei! :o
Damned
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[size0]sawedsawedsawedsawedsawedsa*slaps hand*

STOP IT.
<FONT FACE="Arial"> Bow to your sensei...

m(_._)m


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<FONT FACE="Webdings"> ß</font>Abbey


Minion army [size0](in the works XD):

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[size0]Minion Army Agenda: [size0]

1. Steal corndogs
2. World Domination
3. Eat corndogs
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We are creatures of shoelace, lost in Purple. The Koala knows.
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LMAO! IT'S TRUE!! :lol:

*Sucks ppl into the sawedsawedsawed Circle of Pain*
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Gaming .¸¸.•*´¨`*•

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