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Dragon Tavern Quotes!; Yes! We did find some!
Topic Started: Oct 15 2005, 01:21 AM (568 Views)
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Jael Lei: wesawesawesawesawesawesa
Jael Lei: dude..
Jael Lei: it's like..
Jael Lei: sawed
DivineDragyn: Oh no no no no
Jael Lei: yes yes
DivineDragyn: I won't... I won't do it...
Jael Lei: do it!
Jael Lei: one finger...
Jael Lei: wesawesawesawesawesawesawesawesawesa
DivineDragyn: wesawesawesawesawesawesawesa
DivineDragyn: XD
Jael Lei: XD
Jael Lei: LMAO

DivineDragyn: *looks at the keyboard* What else... hmmm...
Jael Lei: LMAO
Jael Lei: DUDE!

Jael Lei: fredfredfredfredfredfredfredfredfredfredfred!!!!!!
DivineDragyn: FRED! fredfreffredfredfredfredfred
DivineDragyn: d00d!
Jael Lei: fredfredfredfredfredfredfred
Jael Lei: LMAO!
DivineDragyn: LMAO
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Gaming .¸¸.•*´¨`*•

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LOL! But it's FUN Abbey!!! :D :D
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Gaming .¸¸.•*´¨`*•

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Why's the rum always gone?
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Mitch: poor Zanthia hasn't been able to sleep soundly since she was turned...?
Amy: Zanthia doesn't sleep soundly at all unless she's drugged or unconscious
* Mitch thinks Guion might have a solution ;)
Amy: LMAO! oooooooh really?
Mitch: ROFL
Mitch: YEAH!
Amy: LMAO! And just... what would that solution be I wonder...
Mitch: love! (awwww...)
Amy: LMAO! Now, are we talkin'... the kinda love that played a part in Athena's recovery... ooooorrrrr... sweet sweet hawt hanging from the chandalier lovin'?
Mitch: BOTH!
Amy: LMAO!
Mitch: she needs someone to be with, to hold her and whatnot.... aaaand someone to give her nights of stress-relieving monkeylove
Amy: Ooh Ooh Ooh Bebe! lol Yes, she does.
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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The following quotes were taken from last night/this morning, when Shelle, Mitch and I were doing a role play in the Dragon's Glen Dragoon Complex. If you're unfamiliar with what happened, you're going to be clueless to half of these quotes (but they're still funny!) so... if you want to read the thread, you can find the start of it here, just follow Zathion and Syntyche until Zanthia and Angel join in, and that's about when this started.

The Start Of Something...Bad...

Shelle: i have a wikid cool twist!
Amy: Ooooh?!
Shelle: i'm not teeellliinnngggg :)
Amy: OH YOU BIZNATCH!
Shelle: I am :)
Amy: LMAO! Rawk on!

IT BEGINS!

Amy: Zanthia: ...why the fuck did you stab my perfectly good table...
Shelle: Angel : Because it looked cool when i did it! (LMFAO!)
Amy: Zanthia: Dag.
Shelle: Angel: but you love it!
Amy: Zanthia: Yeah. but now you owe me a new table.
Shelle: Angel: Meh, i've seen into the future little lady, i'ma owe you more than a table soon enough ;)
Amy: Zanthia:... is that so? (LMAO!)
Shelle: Angel giggles and POOF disapears in a cloud of smoke
Amy: Zanthia: ...Why do I have a very... very... bad feeling about this...
Amy: Angels evil laughter fills the room... before she chokes and has to run off coughing

Something...Bad...

Amy: d00d, you and Mitch broke my favorite toy!
Shelle: what toy is that?
Amy: Zanthia O.O
Shelle: LOL i didn't break her!!
Amy: YES YOU DID!
Shelle: HOW?! LOL!
Amy: READ HER POST! SHE'S BROKEN! ROFLMAO!
Shelle: MMUUUUMMMM if any one broke her it was Mitch!
* Shelle points at Mitch
* Amy goes to blame him
Shelle: ROFLMFAO!

Amy: d00d, you broke my favorite toy!
Mitch: WHAT! not me!
* Mitch points at shelle
Amy: ITS BOTH YOUR FAULTS!

Amy: And people wonder why every now and then, Zanthia looses her grip on sanity X_X
* Amy watches Zanthia go after Jean (For using up the Ma'jai favor on Athena) o.O
Shelle: ahh but the irony is, if Zathion dies, it's because Athena got to live
* Shelle watches Jean hide behind Serenity "ATTACK!" hehe

Shelle: oohh Serenity
* Shelle snaps
Shelle: i have it
Amy: Do you now? o.O
Shelle: i didn't have any fucking clue how to fix this btw
Amy: O.O
Shelle: i do now
Shelle: :)
Shelle: LMFAO!
Amy: Aw gee, just figured you'd kill off the only child my character has that HASNT shattered her heart?
* Shelle nods
Shelle: seemed the thing to do
Amy: Oh, I am so getting even :P
Shelle: LOL!

Shelle: you know, that until about 10 seconds ago i had NO fucking clue how to fix Zath
Mitch: O_o
Mitch: and you went ahead and doomed him?!
Shelle: yes
Shelle: seemed the thing to do ;) like i told Amy

* Shelle breaks out her nice shiney new scary character and powers her up
* Shelle changes her batteries and gets her raring to go

Amy: lol *hugs Zanthia protectively*
* Mitch hugs her after you do, "mmmmm"
Mitch: nice, very nice
Amy: o.O;
Shelle: O.o
* Shelle steals Zanny and runs off with her. laughing like a maniac
Amy: o.O
Amy: HEY!
Amy: YOU BREAK HER! YOU STEAL HER! YOU GUY HER!
Amy: ... Woah... Fruedian....
Mitch: LOL!!

Shelle: ..........
* Shelle shoves Zanthia down her top
Amy: d00d, that's my favorite toy, I will brave Shelle boobies for her!
Shelle: LOL!!!!!!
* Shelle removes Zanthia and shoves her down Mitch's pants
Shelle: hhhuh! HUH!?
Amy: I'LL BRAVE MICCHI JR TOO!
* Shelle laughs like a maniac too
* Shelle shoves her hand down Mitch's pants, grabs Zanthia and runs off again
Amy: Does he know you just did that?
Shelle: (Do you think we should tell Mitch i went down his pants?)
Amy: ... Too late?
Mitch: O_O
Mitch: O_O
Mitch: ...O_O
Amy: Excuse me, I need to get my character back now that she's been molested... o.O;;; *runs after Shelle*
Mitch: looks like micchi jr just braved the shelle hand
Amy: ROFLMAO!
Mitch: LOL!
* Shelle tucks Zanthia into her top, so Zanny can see over the top of her shirt and waving her arms around in the air, runs around in circles "ZANNY ZANNY ZANNY!"
* Amy tackles you and dives in after her favorite toy
* Shelle wriggles around squealing
* Mitch videotapes the whole thing O_O
Amy: ...
Amy: O.O
Shelle: .......
Shelle: ROFLMAO!
* Amy pulls Zanthia out and runs and hides in the corner consulting her poor EVEN MORE TRAMATIZED character
* Shelle giggles and plays with her toes

Mitch: the
Mitch: girl
Mitch: serenity
Mitch: ma'jai
Mitch: that
Mitch: she
Mitch: her
Mitch: wow
Amy: O.O
Amy: WHOOOOO!
Amy: She's a MAJ'AI!
Shelle: She is :) I will explain what she is in more detail when She explains to Zan!

Amy: Guion: I so sloshshshsed... Ima f00k you!
Shelle: Angel: thats ok bebe, beer goggles make you mighty mighty fine!

Shelle: that if you skip in circles you're in serious danger of falling over
Shelle: like.. BOOM! on yo ass
Amy: LMAO!
Amy: duh?
Shelle: i didn't think about it like that before
Amy: LMAO! I've done it before o.O
Shelle: ROFLMFAO!

Amy: This is fkn fantastic! XD Zanthia hasn't been this broken since... well, EVER!
Shelle: LOL!
Amy: You, my friend, are a genius. But I'm still going to get you back :-P lol
Shelle: LOL!
Amy: Omigosh!WhathappenedottheotherMa'jai?~?!?!>?!>>!<><!>!>! *takes a breath*
Shelle: lol you gonna have to wait!

Amy: If his (Zathion's) head starts spinning...
Mitch: LMAO!!
Amy: naw he's just gonna spit pea soup at the priest
Amy: ROFLMAO!
Mitch: bleeeah!
Mitch: when the little exorcist girl barfed, they used pea soup for that!
Amy: Wow, never eating that again

Amy: Thar be a quickie for Zanny
Mitch: w00t!
Mitch: Guion: You can't lose another one?! This is my LAST one!!
Amy: ROFLMAO!
Amy: *Zanthia snaps out of it* He's mine too! All the other ones fucked up MY plans!
Mitch: lol!

Amy: POST!
Shelle: my turn now?
Amy: YEAH!
Shelle: you sure?
Shelle: aww
Shelle: i had like...
Amy: I can edit it o.O
Shelle: a really cool long post ready and now i can't use it :(
Amy: I CAN EDIT! LOL
Amy: TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Amy: COMMAND ME OH GODDESS OF SADISM!

Mitch: POST
Amy: YAY!
Amy: This is some GOOOOOD shit XD
Mitch: lol! yeah!
* Amy squuuueeeeals and does a quick post for Zanny
Amy: Post!
Mitch: Guion: make another one?
Amy: Zanthia: ... OKAY!
Mitch: LMAO
Amy: hehehehehe
Amy: *afterwards* Zanthia: you think that was a good idea? Cuz... I mean... the kids we make are for some reason, mad powerful X_X
Mitch: Guion: Hell yeah!
Amy: Zanthia: You just liked getting laid after... 20 years...
Mitch: O_o

Shelle: see who appeared?
Amy: O.O
Amy: ...
Amy: WEsdfsdfsdsdfsdsdfdfsdfdsfsdfdsf
Amy: GET IT OF... there we go
(Amy's Note - I have no fucking clue what the GET IT OFF was about...o.O)

Amy: If Zanthia was mortal, she would've had a heart attack by now X_X
Shelle: prolly
* Shelle calls the men in white coats anyway
Amy: Thats a good idea o.O

* Shelle squeals as she runs around in circles
Shelle: OH WE ARE SO DAMN GOOD!
Amy: WEEE!
Amy: LMAO! FUCK YEAH WE ARE!

Becca: Also, I have one question for you.
Amy: Yes?
Becca: If Zanthia's had multiple children... how come she doesn't look it?
Amy: because she died after Celeste and Zathion were born, and was reborn again in a different body. And she only had one child as a human, the rest were born as vampires.
Amy: That and Shasea has Mad fitness classes XD
Shelle: ROFLMFAO
Shelle: She's so busy chasing tail, the weight falls off
Amy: LMAO! YEAH!

* Amy dies from a migrane
* Shelle dies just because
Amy: NO! YOU CANT DIE! O.O
Shelle: i'm .. brain dead almost
* Amy briiings you back!
Amy: NOOO!
Amy: You can't be! This... is your bebe! This is your brainchild!
Shelle: i know lol
Shelle: i just gotta... figure out how to kill the poison without looking like i'm copping out
Amy: Hmmm...
Amy: What would the cop out be?
Shelle: that she ... i dunno
Shelle: see?
Shelle: i can't even think of an easy way OUT!
Amy: How about iff....
Shelle: i want her to.. just.. kill it
Amy: She has to pull the string...
Shelle: without typing "Serenity kills it"
Amy: And the more she pulls, the more the veins and greeness receeds?
* Shelle goes off to type that
Shelle: ooh thats clever
Shelle: i like that
Amy: And it hurts her to touch it, and it litterally pulls and tears at Zathion
Amy: As it happens
* Shelle goes off to type that instead
Amy: Damn, I'm good for having a migrane

Shelle: Imagine if Serenity got stuck in there?
* Shelle plots future RP's
Amy: She'd be a part of her uncle O.O;;;
Shelle: Yep
Shelle: two cincuos's one body
Shelle: conciouses
Shelle: omg that was bad
Amy: LMAO That'd make boinkin' Thena a lil on the odd side o.O
Shelle: Zathion is macking on Athena, a voice inside his head "I'M ONLY 14!! PG RATING PLEASE!'
Amy: ROFLMAO!
Amy: Athena: You mean to tell me, they wasted a divine favor to save my ass, and wound up having to give you the last resort, and now, after all that crap, I cant even GET some ass?!

Afterwards... The Sleep and Nicotine Deprivations

Shelle: is Mitch asleep?
Amy: ... I hope not... want me to call his phone? XD
Shelle: i think he may be LOL
Shelle: if you dare!
* Amy calls
* Shelle waits
Amy: It went to his voice mail... *going to try over and over and over again*
Shelle: LOL
Amy: Hang on, we think we lost Mitch o.O
Kallie: Oh? lost?
Kallie: like he died to sleep?
Amy: We call Falling Asleep at the Keyboard 'Mitch Moments' for a reason
Amy: Me: Oooh Mitch, Oooooooh Micchi! I told you a while ago, that you always need to keep your cell phone on you and loud at all times so I can call and wake you up! You've been a naaaaughty boy!
Shelle: LMAO!
Amy: lol one time, he fell asleep... Dusty and I took turns calling his phone... and Dusty made farting sounds for 8 minutes... and Mitch's phone was set up so you couldn't delete it until you listened to the whole message LMAO
Shelle: ROFLMFAO!
Amy: lol I've left 4 so far
Shelle: just yell WAKE UP MITCH into the phone lol
Amy: Me: This is from Shelle: WAKE UP MITCH!
Amy: LOL!
Amy: HE LIVES!
Shelle: YAY!
Mitch: ooooh...
Mitch: that sucked
Amy: You live?!
Mitch: d00d
Amy: I just left 4 or 5 voicemails on your phone
Mitch: really?
Amy: Yes lol
Mitch: i'm so sorry
Amy: tsk tsk, I told you to keep it on you and loud :-P hehe its all right sweetheart! We're used to Mitch Moments :)
Mitch: yeah, that's it... it was in the other room O_o
Amy: LMAO! BAD BAD BAD MICCHI!
Amy: Well, you now have a slew of voicemails from me and my number o.O
Mitch: yay?!
Amy: LOL! (means you can assult me with voicemails anytime you want ;-))
Mitch: LOL YAY
Amy: LOL
Amy: You awake enough to post, sweetheart?
* Amy has been ordered to keep you awake
Mitch: lol!
Mitch: yes i am
Amy: lol is your phone NEAR you now? lol
Amy: hehe tay!
Mitch: yes it is
Amy: Good boi :)
Amy: We shouldn't keep you from your prescious blissful narcolepsy for too much longer. I have a Non-Menthol migrane and I've only slepy 5 hours today

Amy: Mm... I just swallowed some fingernail polish
Mitch: O_O
Amy: Yeah... kinda nasty...
* Mitch does CPR on you
Mitch: BREATHE!!
Amy: O.O *stops breathing because you're pushing on her chest*
* Mitch stops, then looks at you, himself, his CPR hands... you... himself... O_O oh dear!, quite sorry!

Amy: d00d... I'm smoking the last smoke I have from my dad...
Shelle: uh oooh
Shelle: it's now...6.35 and i've been awake since...
Shelle: 9.45?
Shelle: and i've had ONE SMOKE
Amy: d00d... how come you aren't eating my soul?
Shelle: I'm suprisingly mellow
Amy: lol in two hours, I'ma be aggitated o.O
Amy: We should change the topic before someone decides to eat someone elses soul
Shelle: I'll be fine d00d lol
Shelle: i'm not gonna eat your soul
Amy: I might nibble yours
Shelle: lol why?
Amy: Cuz essensce of Shelle sounds purdy tasty with all them Lollies and tim tams?

Amy: hehe go eat, I'll try and keep Micchi conscious
Shelle: i can't i have to wait for David to take me to get food
Shelle: but stay on the Mitch thing
Amy: LOL I shall
Shelle: cos he's anal retentive and won't letme drive his precious stupid car
Amy: Bleh... buttnutt him
Shelle: lol how does one do that exactly?
Amy: What's that?
Shelle: lol 'm too tired and hngry to converse normally
Shelle: i tot you told me to buttnutt him
* Shelle can't stop giggling

Shelle: OMG DANIEL IS AWAKE
* Shelle off like a little girl to ninja a cigarette
Amy: ROFLMAO!
* Shelle cries
Shelle: he won't give me one
Amy: NO! THAT BASTARD! How DARE a smoker keep a cigarette from a smoker in NEED! Thats sacralidge in my family o.O
Shelle: yeeeaaaahhhh
Amy: I would give you one :(
Shelle: i know
Amy: Long as you know I would :)
Shelle: i do :)

Amy: Oy... Serenity got another lil miracle? I could use her to remove the war hammers from my brain X_X
Shelle: can't do that, sorry :(
Shelle: why don't you go to bed d00d?
Amy: Because I'm mildly masochistic and I'm having fun
Amy: Though I don't think I'll last TOO much longer
Shelle: i'm barely concious O.o and it's only 7 pm
Shelle: i think it's cos i have no nicotine
Amy: That does that to a person, ya

Shelle: shortly i'm going to go and get food
Amy: Okieday! Well, you post, Micchi and I have something to do, but I can't guarentee we'll still be here o.O
Amy: *when you get back
Shelle: what are you doing?
Amy: Dying? o.O lol
Shelle: huh?
Amy: lol The only way I can get rid of migranes is to sleep it off. And the only pain killer I have is Tyenol PM
Shelle: Ooh ok
Amy: And the war hammers are becoming battle axes
Shelle: i tot you meant you had something to do on the forums, RP related....
Amy: lol no
Shelle: sweetie go to bed and i will leave a lot of cool posts for you to respond to when you wake up O.o
Shelle: i'm worried your brain is going to liquify and leak out your ears..
Shelle: i need your brain... mine doesnt work so well without it
Amy: LMAO! Awww... I need yours too :)

(Will calls Amy - completely drunk - in the middle of editing this)
Amy: By the way, I have a bone to pick with you. The pip you're using on your OOC screen name isn't supposed to be used.
Will: And why not?
Amy: It's a trial thing, I'm not done with it yet. So I'm gonna take it off.
Will: Well I'll cry then! Because I'm emo and I cry about everything! WAH! WAH! Haha what now?!
Amy: ...

<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
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This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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Bow to your sensei! :o
Damned
Will. . .EMO. . .XD


Boy, I need to read that storyline, I guess!
<FONT FACE="Arial"> Bow to your sensei...

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<FONT FACE="Webdings"> ß</font>Abbey


Minion army [size0](in the works XD):

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[size0]Minion Army Agenda: [size0]

1. Steal corndogs
2. World Domination
3. Eat corndogs
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We are creatures of shoelace, lost in Purple. The Koala knows.
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Quote:
 
Shelle: see who appeared?
Amy: O.O
Amy: ...
Amy: WEsdfsdfsdsdfsdsdfdfsdfdsfsdfdsf
Amy: GET IT OF... there we go
(Amy's Note - I have no fucking clue what the GET IT OFF was about...o.O)



I KNOW I KNOW!!

you had yucky bold font and were trying to get rid of it!! uh huh! uh huh!! :D


Thats some farni shyte!
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Gaming .¸¸.•*´¨`*•

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Why's the rum always gone?
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Ooooh! RIGHT! I remember now!
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
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Why's the rum always gone?
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XxGuionxX - Mitch
DivineDragyn - Amy

Shasean Condoms
XxGuionxX: do they have condoms in Shasea? *random querston*
DivineDragyn: No sweetie, they don't.
XxGuionxX: ah... so smuggling cocaine is out of the picture...
DivineDragyn: Yeeeeah.... o.o

Dick Sleeve
XxGuionxX: another random question
DivineDragyn: Do they have cocaine on Shasea?
XxGuionxX: LOL nope
DivineDragyn: LOL
XxGuionxX: is a scabbard hard and a sheath soft?
* DivineDragyn blinks
XxGuionxX: hmm
DivineDragyn: Um... according to Wikipedia...
DivineDragyn: They're the same thing o.O
XxGuionxX: really
XxGuionxX: lol
DivineDragyn: Cept you don't wear penis scabbards in New Guina o.O
XxGuionxX: funny
XxGuionxX: o.O
DivineDragyn: LMAO! Read what Sheath says!
XxGuionxX: i have wikipedia turned off
XxGuionxX: for some reason, it was slowing my computer down
DivineDragyn: A sheath is another word for condom.

* A penis sheath is traditional clothing in New Guinea, worn without other clothing, tied in upward position (image: [(Link: http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Asia/Indo.../photo12474.htm])http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Asia/Indonesia/photo12474.htm])

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DivineDragyn: omg... I didn't realize there was a picture of it
DivineDragyn: Not clicking...
XxGuionxX: oh dear lord on high
DivineDragyn: Not CLICKING....
XxGuionxX: if you value your eyes
XxGuionxX: don't click
DivineDragyn: NOT CLICKING...
XxGuionxX: my god...
* DivineDragyn sighs and clicks, "You didn't help."
XxGuionxX: ROFL
* XxGuionxX runs and hides
DivineDragyn: ....
* DivineDragyn tilts her head to the side
DivineDragyn: Wtf... IS that?!
XxGuionxX: isn't that just... odd looking?
XxGuionxX: A DICK SLEEVE!
XxGuionxX: LOL
DivineDragyn: LMAO!
DivineDragyn: I mean... REALLY
DivineDragyn: Is it... a... fruit?
XxGuionxX: clothing wrapped around the penis
XxGuionxX: i think
XxGuionxX: i dunno, what did wiki say?
DivineDragyn: But, its like, defying gravity...
XxGuionxX: there's a rope around his waist holding it up
DivineDragyn: Uuuh... all it has is horny teenagers making comments about it like dick sleeve...
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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