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I got robbed!; Human stupidity is an amazing thing.
Topic Started: Dec 11 2005, 07:03 AM (137 Views)
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Ok... so check this...

I was at work last night... and a guy comes in... he wonders about the store for a moment, then two others guys came in. The two other guys I have seen in the store before, the first one I havent. So all three are standing in line now and the first guy that came in asks if I had any cold 18 packs of bottles of bud in the back. So me being the overly friend guy that I am at work and considering there were two other "regular" customers in my store. I figured, shit might as well. People cant be that stupid... man was I proven wrong. I mean this guy was friendly, but when I came walking out of the back, he was behind the counter. So I yelled at him to get out and asked what he was doing. He said just getting some candy canes. I was like uh huh sure. So I ring him up as it didnt look like anything was messed with. He says he needs to get some change... he leaves... and then comes back... then says he needs to get some more change and leaves again.... and that is when he takes off. The two guys still in the store tell me he just drove off. I ask them if they saw the guy do anything funny and they get all sketchy. So I check the safe and he jacked 100 dollars from the safe... So I called the cops. The two guys in the store try to leave and I say "You guys need to stay here, the cops are on there way. Sorry but you cant leave." They are all reluctint, but stay.

So the cops show up, question the two men, get there info down. Then come in and question me. I tell them what happened. So they send for the ferensic unit. I manage to get a glimps at what the two men said. They claimed they didnt see anything... I told the cop they were both lying out there asses. So the cop makes a note of this. Then the ferensic unit shows up... just one chick... god she was stupid... printed for things and didnt even see a print till one of the cops pointed it out to her... stupid ass woman... *shakes his head* So then it finally is all over.

Not to mention I had to call my Assistant manager and manager, got ahold of my ast. manager and she was on her way. So Im waiting around with one cop... he leaves telling me he would come back to pick up the video tape. My ast. manager shows up and we watch the tape.... this guy walks in... looks at me, then right up at the camera... o.O He did it both times he came in the store... a clear picture of his face.

So it happened at 12:30 and finally managed to get back to work at around 3.

But seriously... how stupid do you have to be... to do that in a gas station, in a rich part of town and not be sneaky about it, but actuelly look up at the camera's as you do it.... *shakes his head* stupid ass people.

But as my co-worked pointed out when she got into the store at 6 was that it was a good thing I didnt try to stop him. He might of been armed. But... it makes me wonder if he had the intelligence to use it...

oo oooo then the best part...

The cop was like "Well it is not likely we will find him... we only really look into it if its over 250 dollars." My quick reply was "What the fuck? I get robbed and it doesnt really matter cause it was not over 250 dollars? What kind of stupid ass shit is that?" The cop just looks at me, then shrugs and walks out with the tape.

Welp there ya go... finally got robbed, while working graveyard at a gas station.
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d00d... I'm so fkn scared that one day you're going to get robbed... at gun point. >.<

Anyways... as we've already discussed, you and I have watched enough CSI, that I believe we could've processed that crime scene WAY better than the real Forensics team did... o.O That's just stupid...

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Aww dude that sucks >.< least you didn't get dead right?


*at the risk of being slaughtered by Amy and Tobias* you do realize how many mistakes they make in the show though right?

What kind of forensic officer processes a crime scene with hair hanging out, a fancy suit and high heels?

Not that i don't love CSI :lol: :lol:
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LOL oh of course! And you don't solve crimes in like... 2 days. hehe But, its fun none the less!
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
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lol true :)

I love CSI Miami, the blonde Texan chick Kalli

Horatio :What do you get, when a six foot man lays down with a 'such and such' sniper rifle?

Kalli: Hot and Sweaty.
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
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•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
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sVEATTYYYYY

i :wub: CSI, but it is so entirely unrealistic, thats why i like cold case files or such. still kinda silly, but real crimes and pretty freakin cool, that and it sometimes has canadian cases too.

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Hehehehehe... I still gotta stick my love with CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. I'm attracted to Grissom in that 'hawt older smart dude' way... to Greg in that 'He's a hawt lil rocker dude' way... to Warrick in the 'God damn he has a hawt voice and beautiful eyes' way annnnd to Nick in the 'hawt strong, dark haired dude' way. hehe And Catherine and Sarah are kick ass too. XD hehe

<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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i agree with EVERYTHING you just said ;)
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Gaming .¸¸.•*´¨`*•

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Wow. Sometimes I wish I could get robbed, just so I could give somebody a kick in the face. I didn't get a black belt for no reason.

Then other times I just don't care. If they need it bad enough to steal it, go for it.

Glad you are alright.
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