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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 21 2005, 02:54 AM (81 Views) | |
| n3rd qu33n | Dec 21 2005, 02:54 AM Post #1 |
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Why's the rum always gone?
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*Watching Pirates of the Caribbean on Amy's computer* Amy: I love this movie... Kaytee: I need to watch it sometime. Amy:..... Kaytee: What? I fell asleep last time. Amy:...BUT IT HAS GOD IN IT! (Johnny Depp) How can you fall asleep with HIM IN IT?! *Amy takes second, large trashsack from her room* Grandma: Cleaning house? Amy:...Yeah... *mutters in the living room* No! I'm filling them up with air and setting them free!!!! Mom:...What? Amy: Grandma asked if I was cleaning house. *Few minutes later, Amy comes back out with another trashsack* Mom: Setting another one free, eh? Amy: Damn right I am. *Fighting with Kaytee in the Kitchen* Amy: Moooooom! Kaytee hit me with a spoon! Kaytee: Mooooooooom! Amy shut my arm in the fridge! Amy: Moooooom! Kaytee keeps stealing my plate! Kaytee: Mooooooom! Amy threw the hot sauce at me! Mom: STFU! How old are you two?! Amy: 21... Kaytee: Almost 19... Mom: Are you sure it's not 12 and 9? *Amy is sniffling over the RP with Shelle* Kaytee: What's wrong? Amy: Illigitmate pirate kiddies are sad... Kaytee: You're such a nerd. Amy: No, I'm a geek. Kaytee: No, you're a nerd, geeks get it done. (stupid line from Earthlink commercial) Amy: When it comes down to my RP, I always get it done. |
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<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~ So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins. ~*~*~ ~*Pink Punk Pirate*~ Proud Satanist, an Artist A Writer, a Nutcase Your Head Nurse This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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