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Tobias's Quotes; Inspired by Shelle
Topic Started: Dec 22 2005, 07:38 AM (267 Views)
DJ-ReBoRn
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Alrighty... welp... sometimes I have the oddest conversations at my work... and now I know a place I can share them at...

and yes this is while working at a gas station.

Nacy - Mexican Lesbian co-work with a great sense of humor
Carlos - Mexican Gay manager with a great sense of humor
Mo - Ass. Manager with a very small sense of humor
Lisa - Lazy co-worker with a medium sense of humor
Shawn - Co-worker with a great sense of humor
Sandi - Co-worker with an alright sense of humor
Giovanna - Co-worker, whiny, lazy, rude, has issues.

So basically... I am the only straight male working at my store...


One day outside having a smoke with Carlos and Lisa.

Carlos - "Yeah I remember when I just got here and didnt know much english. Whenever I got angry I would shout Chingo De Madre."
Me - "Cingo de madre?"
Lisa - "Yes, Chingo de Madre"
Me - "Well no shit... what does it mean?"
Carlos - "huh? oo well... basically go fuck your mother."


Shortly after that

Carlos - "Yeah I came to work with a black eye and bruises cause me and my boyfriend got into a fight, but I didnt want to tell people that. So I said I slipped and fell."
Lisa - "Well yeah I can see how that is."
Me - "Could of just told them ya had some kinky ass sex."
Carlos - "What... this... 'kinkee' sex?"

Lisa is rolling with laughter.

Me - "Well... it is like... really ruff sex... like handcuffs, whips and chains. Ummm biting... you know what... for once I do not know how to explain a word... just really like rough mean sex."
Carlos - "oooo Ive done that"
Me - "To much info Carlos"
Carlos - "Well Im sorry but its fun!"

I just go silent and Lisa just about dies from laughter.

It makes me wonder sometimes

Me - "So getting some H2O are ya?"
Customer - "H2O? Im getting some water, yes."
Me - "Yes, H2O is water. The chemical formula."
Customer - "No it is not. It couldnt be. It would be HO2"
Me - "What? No... its H20 I remember chemistry."
Customer - "No its not, H20 is some poisoness chemical. Its HO2. Im in college I should know."

I give her a very odd look, then shake my head.

Me - "Ok if you say so. Ask your chemistry teacher for some HO2 to drink next time. Well have a nice day."

She just smiles and nods, then takes her water and leaves


With that one, Im not sure if she wasnt being serious or was. She seemed pretty convinced and serious that HO2 was water, not H2O.


*Ya see what I got to deal with at work! Oooo trust me... theres more... theres many many many more... but I need sleep.
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Don't you work at a gas station? Where do you guys smoke? XD

Sounds like a very odd job.
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Yes, I work at a gas station. I added another quoteble moment. ^^

Well I like to smoke on the far side of the building... farthest from the gas pumps and large propane tank and cages of small propane tanks.

Though my manager and just about everyone else enjoy sitting by the two cages full of full 5 gallon propane tanks, which are like 3 feet away. Then large one being 20 feet away, the pumps being about the same. They smart ones... Im just waiting for the day I go to work and find out it blew up...

Oooo ooo I remember another quote!

Late one afternoon, Carlos, Myself and Nancy I believe were all at the store.
Carlos was orginizing and stocking things, while Nancy and I were working the counters.

Customer: "Do you guys realize there is a fire outside?"
Me: "Were at?"
Customer: "Outside, right out there"

He pointed to were I normally smoke.

Me: "No I did not. Ok well I got to see this."
Carlos: "Fire? Hold on."

So Carlos, the customer and I walk outside to the side of the building. It has an overhang with lights to light up the picnic table thingy we have there... well there was smoke billowing out of it. So we walk over to see what it was. One of the lights was hanging down and on flames. We realized that a bird built a nest in there and somehow it caught on fire. Carlos and I just stand there.

Me: "Wow its on fire... I think thats a bird nest."
Carlos: "Anyone up for fried bird? or eggs?"
Me: "That is wrong... we should put that out, huh?"

I look to Carlos, he looks back to me. We both look up to the fire.

Carlos: "Yeah, you probobly should."

So we head back inside and he hands me a fire extinguisher. I just look at it and then at him. This whole time we are just taking our time. No ones called the fire department. So I just walk back outside with it, Carlos behind me. We walk over to the fire, I take the fire extinguisher and proceed to spray it up into the light. After a few moment I step out as I can not breath from smoke and the spray powder gunk from the fire extinguisher.

Me; "Well that was fun."
Carlos: "Spray it a few more time."

I look back into the little area that is now a big cloud of white and brown.

Me: "I will in a few minutes."
Carlos: "Ok."

Then we hung around outside for a bit, had a smoke and sprayed the light down a few times. Then I had to go to the breaker in the back and cut the power to that section of the lights. This is how that convo went.

Me: "Is that it?"
Carlos: "Hold on... Nope."
Me: "Is that it?"
Carlos: "Well now the store is dark."
Me: "Oops. How about now?"
Carlos: "Well now no one at the pumps can see."
Me: "Damn it! How about now?"
Carlos: "Close, but you got the wrong side."
Me: "The wrong side?"
Carlos: "Yes the one on the opposite side of the building has no lights now."
Me: *under my breath* Son of a bitch! *then outload* "How about now?"
Carlos: "Nope, now we got to restart the computers and registers."
Me: *sighs and bangs head into wall* "How about now?"
Carlos: "Hold on... nope you turned off the street lights."
Me: "What the hell? How can I? Shouldnt that? .... Nevermind... How bout now?"
Carlos: "Ok Thats the one!"
Me: "WHOO HOOO! THANK YOU GOD!"

I walk out and the customers in the store as well as Carlos give me an odd look.

I managed to turn off everything, but that god damn section of lights... *sighs* and we never did call the fire department... just got the maintence to come fix it... two days later... lol

The joys of my work. It is the stuff I have to put up with!
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A recent convo that happened today... Amy may possibly be the only one who gets it as one would need to know me to understand or just those with a sick enough mind.

So this very very and I mean very hot chick walks into my work. Shes been into my work a few times... and this is just one of those girls (for the girls, one of those guys) that just make ya jaw drop to the floor every time ya see em and just wanna molest them in every kinky way possible.

Well she walks in and up to the counter and this in the convo.

Me: "Good evening, what can I get for ya?"
Her: "Hmmm how about a... o you got new flavors of primetimes"
(For those out there... A primetime is a miniture flavored cigar with a filter, and looks like a reg. cig, but the butt is gold and the wrapping is brown and its flavored... which makes it tasty)
Me: "Yes, we do..."
I sniffed the air some as she was standing there and I couldnt help it.
Me: "You smell good."
She laughs.
Her: "Yes, cottoncandy."
Me: "I can smell it, smells good."
Her: "well can I get a wild berry primetime."
Me: "I heard the peach was good as well."
Her: "Im not much one for the fruity things."
I withhold a comment, but this slips instead.
Me: "Your saying that, smelling like cottoncandy?"
Her: "Well yeah, but cottoncandy smells good."
So Im ringing her up.
Me: "Damn it. I want some cottoncandy now."
The moment I say that... this thought runs through my mind "Cottoncandy dont get wet untill its in your mouth."
Her: "Yeah, I dont even like cottoncandy."
Another comment withheld.
Me: "True, but I just want some now cause of the smell."
Her: "Yeah, well have a good night."
Me: "You too."

... *le sigh* lol

Ooo ooo another one from the other day.

So carol is the audit lady. She audits us, counts all our stuff and stuff.
So Carlos my manager is in the office, Im at the cashregister and she is standing a few feet away from me with a hand held scanner that is supposed to scan an item, read it, price it and load it into the computer. So the scanners at the cash registers can ring it up.
We've been making jokes since I arrived so we were all in good joking moods when this happened. The three of us were being sarcastic as hell.

Carol: "I need to get into the office."
Carlos: "No No No No You can not! Not allowed! Stay out."
Me: "Welp you have just been denied."
Carol: "I can not be denied! I want to go home! The longer I am here, the longer he is here."
Me: "I dont think he cares."
Carlos: "I LOVE BEING HERE!"
Carol: "Aww come on Carlos I just want to come in there a break some things."
At that exact moment, the scanner she was holding, slips out of her hand, the strap coming undone and smashes to the floor, falling apart.
Carol: "O shit"
Me: *busy dying of laughter, couldnt even help a customer*
Carlos: "What was that? Im scared to look."
Carol: "Nothing!"
Me: "Carlos! Shes throwing things at me!"
Carlos: "HEY! No throwing things at my employee's."
So he steps out of the office and looks down at the messed up scanner, then to Carol.
Carlos: "You werent kidding when you said you wanted to break stuff."
Carol: "I didnt mean too!"
Me: "Yeah she did!"
Carol: "DID NOT!"
Carlos: "uh huh... you have to fix that you know."
Me: "uh oh."
Carol: "Ill bring you a new one tomorrow... maybe."

and it went on from there... hehe that was an amusing day... and I dont know... maybe for alot of my quotes, ya may just need to be there to of really gotten it... but it was quite amusing.
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Alrighty... another amusing night of interesting quotes from work... o.O

Well now... it been about an hour I was at work... counting the ciggs... when a guy comes in... not paying much attention...

Me: "Good evening."
Customer: "Hows it going? So what kind of magazines ya got back there?"
Me: "Ummm playboy, playboy and playboy..."

I finally look up at the dude and its a 40+ year old man. I was like... oky day.

Customer: "Really? No penthouse or anything?"
Me: "Nope, just playboys... got collage girls, vixens, lingrea..."
Customer: "No that is ok, Ill just get this then."

So I walk over to the cash register and look down to the item... in my horror...

Me: "That all?"
Customer: "Yep, thats it."

The dude... bought... a bottle of... baby oil!!!!


So then... a reg. customer comes in around 2:30... regular time... lol but I was outside hosing down the parking lot, trying to get it clean and make it look purdy. (why we got to hose down a cement parking lot... still not sure.)

Me: "What do you want?"
Customer: "You know... you reminded me of something."
Me: "Really now? What is that?"
Customer: "Well I pulled up and was like... what is that hoser doing? Then I thought... hoser... hose... pumps... I need gas!"
Me: "Well I do what I can. Your welcome."
Customer: "You know a few years ago, I worked with a mexican guy named Jose, didnt know much english. So I called him Hoser. He thought it was a different take on his name, so he would walk up to me and be like "Im hoser" I would say "Yes, you are." It was a good time."
Me: "So did he ever learn english? and learn what hoser ment?"
Customer: "Yeah... he came to work and pulled down his pants and said "Yes, Im a hoser and coming for your wife."
Me: "So ya got any mexican looking kids?"
Customer: "Not sure. One is pretty tanned."

So we walk outside, the hose had moved and was slowly lifting up. Ya know how hoses are with nozzels when its restricted to a thing blast.

Me: "Look my hose is rising for you!"
Customer: "Its after me! Wait did you say your hose likes yews? Ya got to be careful with those sheep!"
Me: "Only on certain days."
Customer: "Its all about the sheep."
Me: "Hey man, Im only trying to help it get through the fence."
Customer: "Yeah... ya got to watch out for the lambs though."
Me: *afraid to ask* "Why?"
Customer: "They will give ya lambnesia."
Me: "What?" *facial expression -> o.O*
Customer: "Yeah becareful of pig too, give ya porknesia."
Me: "And you know this how?"
Customer: "Put the two together and ya get spamnesia."
Me: "You know this from personal experiance dont you?"
Customer: "I dont remember... "

And that was that... the man is a quick wit... and me being quick on sarcastic replies... we useally have amusing convos.

Then right around when I was getting off of work.

Shawn: "I take it this slip was supposed to go in the drawer?"
Me: "Yeah I forgot to slip it in."
Shawn: "You forgot to slip it into the slot?"
Me: "Yes I forgot to slip it into Carlos's slot."

Shawn just about spits out her soda in a fit of laughter.

Me: "You are a dirty drity woman."
Shawn: "I have no idea what your talking about."

shortly after...

Me: "Oooo Lisa when do we work together next?"
Lisa: "Dont know."
Me: "Ooooo I want to work with you!"

I hop over and poke Shawn in the shoulder.

Shawn: "Ill work you."
Me: "I SAID WORK WITH YOU!!"
Shawn: "ooo" *giggles*
Me: "Wait..."


Then as I was about to clock out and I told Carlos about the old dude and baby oil earlier in the night.

Me: "Clocking out now."
Carlos: "So Ya gonna get some baby oil before ya go?"

I just about fall over in laughter.

Shawn & Lisa: "What? Whats so funny?"

Carlos hops up and runs out of the office.

Carlos: "You got to tell them!"
Me: "Fine fine fine."

So I tell them about the old dude.

Shawn: "ewwwww I so did not want to picture that."
Lisa: "That is a bit disturbing."
Me: "Im just happy he didnt ask for the bathroom after he bought it."
Shawn: "What would ya of done if he did?"
Me: "Ummm sorry we keep them locked and I lost the key."
Lisa: "What if he parked his truck right outside, then sat in it and staired at you?"
Me: *with a look of disgust.* "I would of dialed 911 and been like "HELP ME!!!! PLEASE!!! HEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!" in the tone of The Fly"

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:P :lol: :lol:

I like the spamniesia thing
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I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
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Sounds a little like my pizza place job. . .We would roll up old bits of dough into larger balls and kick them around the floor. . .
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O.o you threw them out afterwards right?!
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
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Anyways... I was at work... outside smoking a cigg. and a mormon missionary was out at the gas pumps... then came up to me... o.O So heres da convo... lol

MM: "How are you doing today?"
Me *taking drag off the cig* "Good and yourself?"
MM: "Good, would you mind if I..."
Me: "Nope"
MM: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes"
MM: "Do you need any..."
Me: "Nope"
MM: "Well do you know anyone who needs help?"
Me: "O yes, alot of people. In serious need of help."
MM: "Well would you mind..."
Me: "Yes"
MM: "So you will?"
Me: "Nope."
MM: "Oooo alright... well you have a good break."
Me: "You too!"

All the while of this convo I was taging drags of my smoke and blowing it in his direction but being very friendly and with a smile... lol I know it was rude... but *shrugs* I found it amusing and he shouldnt of come over to me while I was smoking... Ill do that to anyone who I know is against smoking and comes up to me while Im smoking. I was not in a good mood, working with my assisstent manager... I hate that women.
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I don't find that very funny.

You know, you really shouldn't be rude to missionaries of any religion. Politely say you are not interested, but don't blow smoke in their faces and don't be sarcastic. They work very hard. :angry:

Also, Mormon missionaries don't just try to teach people about their beliefs, they also do a lot of good humanitarian work and also simply visit people who might be just lonely, so you might have tried to be slightly useful.

*is Mormon, by the way* Did you forget that, or just not care? :D

:huh:

I don't want to start a discussion about religion, but I think that was pretty rude. Like I said, missionaries of ANY religion are just out there trying to make the world better, which is a TON more than you can say about the majority of the world's population.
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Oooo I know it was rude, its why I put in there that I know I was being rude. lol

and hey I could of been alot more rude. That was being nice in a pissed off mood.

I found it personally amusing, I enjoy messing with missionaries... lol *shrugs* Just the way I am.
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All right you two...

Tobias, I do have to admit that... perhaps the quote that was posted wasn't in the best of taste. Let's not do that again when we know it's going to offend someone seriously?

Abbey, you gots the right to not read anything that's on here, but I want to keep the peace, so we'll all try to behave.

And on a side note, whereas I don't always agree with what Missionaries do, they ARE nice guys. They actually helped my family move into the house we live in now - no preaching/converting required.

Now! No religion debates. No more posting about missionaries.
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Well, like I've said to others, if they don't want any opinions, then I just won't read anything. :unsure:

Besides, I wasn't arguing. I didn't plan to say anything else.
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Minion army [size0](in the works XD):

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[size0]Minion Army Agenda: [size0]

1. Steal corndogs
2. World Domination
3. Eat corndogs
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