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Amy Quotes!; Figured I had to add some :)
Topic Started: Dec 26 2005, 01:05 AM (542 Views)
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Just like Tobias and Shelle lead interesting lives, so do I! - Sometimes.

Adventures of Jessica and Amy
Voice mails left on a high school friend's voice mail)
Jessi: *In raspy voice* Hello? This call's for Sarah (last name). Yeah, this is Joe's Porn Shack. My records show *wheeze* that you rented some toys from us last week. *cough* I need you to bring those back. Thanks. *hack*
Jess: *normal voice* Hello? This is Jessica's House o' Whores. Yeah, this call is for Sarah (last name). You've wracked up quite a bill at my establishment, so it would be nice if you could return my call so we can discuss your method of payment. Thanks! Have a great day!
Me: *normal voice* Hello Sarah! You haven't seen or talked to me since high school and since you aren't answering your cell phone, I'm just not going to tell you who this is! To find out, call *my cell number*. Muahahha!

(In the car on the way to Denny's)
Jessi: Oh my god dude, when you turn 21, we should party.
Me: Yeah!
Jessi: We'll get soo wasted!
Me: Yeah!
Jessi: We'll get Mariah wasted too!
Me: Yeah!
Jessi: But before we do, we'll run around rock with our cocks out!
Me: Yea-Wait, we don't have cocks...
Jessi: We'll get strap ons!
Me: ...WHAT?!
Jessi: We'll put them on and let them stick through our zippers so we can rock with our cocks out!
Me: I was agreeing with you all the way until there...

(At Denny's)
Host: I'll show you to your table.
Jessi: Make it somewhere exciting!
Me: What the hell do you want? A table dancer?
Jessi: Yeah! Can I get a table dancer?
Host: *laughs* I'll see what I can do.
Jessi: He'll have to shake his ass on the table and stuff.

Jessi: *goes to bathroom*
Me: *looks at menu*
Waiter: *weighs 300+lbs, has a bad goatee and a ponytail to his butt* Hey! I'm the most entertaining guy they've got!
Me: ...Heh... alllllll right.

Jessi: *comes back* So! Is our waiter going to table dance for us?
Me: Uuhhh... I wouldn't want him too...
Jessi: Damn.

(On the phone to Mariah)
Me: Hey! Whatcha doin'?
Jessi: MASTERBATING!
Me: You have any plans tonight?
Jessi: TO MASTERBATE?
Me: Awww, are you sure? Jessi and I are bored.
Jessi: MASTERBATION!
Me: Urrr... Ignore her. All right, I'll let you go to sleep.
Jessi: DON'T FORGET TO MASTERBATE!
Me: *hangs up* Are you done?
Jessi: MASTERBATING MASTERBATION! Yeah, now I'm done.
Me: Okay then.

(On the County Fair's Ferris wheel)
Me: You remember I'm afraid of heights, right?
Jessi: Yup!
Me: Okay...

Jessi: *gets in car* Wheee! It rocks!
Me: Oh God, Don't rock it!
Jessi: Oh all right. HEY! Look at this! All this is is a bunch of twisted rusted metal and pullies and shit.
Me: Dude! Shut up!
Jessi: *laughs* You're no fun. OooooOoooO! Look at the engine!
Me: AHHH! DON'T LEAN FORWARD!
Jessi: *laughs harder* Dude, you're a pansy.
Me: I KNOW! I KNOW! AHHHH!
Jessi: *laughs* Can you feel this thingy shaking?
Me: Yes, I can. That's why I have a death grip on your pants.
Jessi: How come you'll go on roller coasters with no problem but you sitting here screaming like a little girl?
Me: Because on roller coasters, I'm going to fast to see how high I am!

(Leaving the County Fair)
Drunk Cowboys: Heeeey! Girls! C'mere hot stuffs!
Jess: *flips them off*
Drunk Cowboy: Hey! Wait up!
Me: Uh oh...
Jessi: Please don't run up... please don't run up... please don-Hey!
Me: *stares at drunk, kinda cute cowboy*
Cowboy: Hey there laaadies! I'm Jesse Baker! Who're you?
Jessi: Jessica.
Me: Amy.
Jesse: Can I put my arm around you? *puts arms around both of us* Ya're nice girls.
Me:....*nearly dies from smell of Stetson and Jack Daniel's*
Jessi: Heh...
*rest of the cowboys catch up*
Jesse: Hey guys! This is Jessica and Amy Baker!
Jessi: ......
Me: ......

Cowboy: Ya'll know Jesse Baker? He's in the top 15!
Jessi: Top 15 what?
Cowboys: *all act surprised*
Jesse: Team Ropin'! That's what!
Me: ....
Jessi: ....

Jesse: You guys like coke? You look like you like coke. Ol' Joe here has 4lbs of coke in his boots.
Me: ......
Jessi: I look like I like coke? Are you calling me a crack whore?
Jesse: Oh no no no.

Jessi: *has her bottom lip peirced twice*
Jesse: I'll give you $100 if you kiss me, I've never been kissed by a girl with lips like that!
Me: ... *eyes widen as he brings out the wallet*
Jessi: Show me the money first.
Jesse: Heh... Well, I don't actually have $100.
Cowboy: *pulls out a $100 bill*
Me: ...*eyes widen more*
Jessi: Heh... Oh god.

Jessi: We really gotta go. *jumps over fence*
Me: *slides in between the fence*
Jesse: Ya'll are gonna wake up tomorrow and think 'I almost slept with Jesse Baker!'
Me: ...I need a cigarette...
Jessi: Me too.

(In the car)
Me: I'm going to wake up tomorrow and think 'I didn't sleep with Jesse Baker... And I'm GLAD!
Jessi: Oh my GOD dude! EW! I can't believe he wanted me to kiss him!
Me: Are you kidding? For $100 I woulda kissed him! He was kinda cute... But I don't have anything enteresting hanging out of my lips.
Jessi: *laughs her ass off* Yeah... he was.
Me: Wow... we were nearly mauled by a pack of rabid cowboys...
Jessi: The Continuing Adventures of Jessica and Amy! The night we were almost ravaged by rednecks!
Me: No no no, you gotta use a lot of aliteration! 'The night we were nearly ravaged by rabid rednecks!

*Kaytee looking at doodles in math notebook*
Amy: And there's the eyeball I drew then attached to a face!
Kaytee: What goes through your head?!
Kaytee: What the f... What the HELL is that?! It looks like a medusa demon!
Amy: HEHEHEHEHEHE I wasn't feeling good that day.
Kaytee: You're a demonic little shit aren't you?

What You Are To Your Friends
Amy: Want a cigarette?
Jessi: You know, you're my lung cancer?
Amy: Yeah, well you're my liver disease.

Dragon Cult!
Becca: You should start a cult. A dragon cult.
Amy: You mean I haven't already?
Becca: Do you worship them?
Amy: Well I call my Discovery of Dragons, Dragonology and Dragonlover's Guide to Pern my Bibles.
Becca: *dies laughing*

DNA
Kaytee: Amy! Come and clean your hair out of the shower!
Amy: What? You want me to remove every fucking trace of my DNA from the damn thing?
Kaytee: YES!
*Amy rolls her eyes and goes to clean up her hair. Stops when she sees THREE STRANDS. Rolls it up into a ball, and throws it at her sister - Kaytee squeals* Next time you tell me to clean up my hair, make sure its MINE! I'm the farthest person in this house to a blonde, that's YOUR hair assmonkey.
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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Becca: My brother is trying to get absolutely as drunk as possible, to the point where you can't walk straight and the screen is fuzzing... in Warcraft.
Amy: *blinks* ... and I thought playing drinking games in a chatroom was the pennacle of my Geekhood...
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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PinkPunkPirate,Jan 1 2006
09:51 AM
Becca: My brother is trying to get absolutely as drunk as possible, to the point where you can't walk straight and the screen is fuzzing... in Warcraft.
Amy: *blinks* ... and I thought playing drinking games in a chatroom was the pennacle of my Geekhood...

ROFLMFAO!! That's AWSOME d00d!! :D
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Gaming .¸¸.•*´¨`*•

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ROFLMAO! THANKS! I thought it was. :D
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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Haaaaair!
Grandma: Kaytee, I wanted to tell you about my hair.
Kate: Uh...
Grandma: I realized how thin my hair is, it's thin like a baby.
Kate: Er...
Amy: *low enough grandma can't hear but Kaytee can* An 85 year old baby...
Grandma: I mean, feel it!
Kate: Um...
Amy: Toooouch it. You know you waaaant to. You life will not be complete until you do!
Grandma: And I asked you to get me this stuff so maybe I can get some more bounce, thank you.
Kate: Heh... welcome.
Amy: *back to normal* I don't think there's much hope for bouncing...
Kate: You so didn't help.
Amy: That's not my job as older sister, my job is to make it worse.

Drunkness!
Dad: Kate, get me some whiskey and coke.
Kate: You want strong or drunk?
Amy: No, its mild, strong, tipsy, fuzzy, drunk, schnockered, and absolutely, completely falling down trashed.

WE DRINK!
Kate: My room smells like alcohol.
Amy: *perks up* Like... drinking alcohol?
Kate: Yeah...
Amy: You still have some left?!
Kate: Yeah... d00d, I have a full liter of vodka...
Amy/Kate stare at one another, then together: WE DRINK!

This may be TMI for some of you, but I think its hilarious...

TMI
Mom: I'm so glad that you've gotten over your harmone inbalance.
Amy: *Snort* I'm not.
Kate: What? You started?
Amy: Yes! For the last TWO YEARS I haven't had a monthly cycle, then you come back and now I'm regular! You irritated me into menstration!

It's Amy Time!
* Mitch is still catatonic... a bit of drool coming out
* Amy takes a napkin and wipes your mouth off
Mitch: dankyuuu
* Amy snickers, "Amy time!"
Amy: ... Any... time
Mitch: LOL!!
Mitch: Amy Time!!
Mitch: :D
Amy: LMAO! Ignore that o.O
* Mitch dances around Amy cause it's Amy Time!
Mitch: (music note) Amy time! Amy Time! Dance around, light a joint, slam a shot, it's Amy Time!! (music note)
Amy: LMAO! Thats one way to cure a coma... ROFLMAO!

Omfg... Wtf!
Mom: Amy, your dog walked over, got himself a drink, then shit on the floor. You know what to do.
Amy: Omfg... wtf am I going to do with you Wicket?! *begins to clean up mess, everyone knows she has a really weak gag reflex*
Dad: *makes barfing noises*
Amy: I SWEAR TO GOD! IF I THROW UP I'M AIMING FOR YOU!
Dad: *keeps doing it*
Amy: God damn it! Stop! *throws a toilet paper roll at her father, hits him in the head*
Dad: *laughs his ass off*
Mom: Here! *throws the roll back, it leaves a trail across the room*
Amy: Are you aware you're TPing your own room? That's kinda backwards.
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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Sister's Boyfriend

Mom: You know, I think that fucknugget just said he lost the $50 Kaytee gave him so he could ask for some more.
Me: There's a doubt in your mind? What is he doing up in Alaska anyways? Working on an oil rig?
Mom: No, working on a fishing boat.
Me: Mm... Maybe he'll die.
Mom: Now that's not nice.
Me: Okay, how about maybe he'll get lost a sea?
Mom: That's better.

Drugs, Alcohol and Murder

Me: Do you know if Kaytee's warrent is out yet?
Mom: Nope.
Me: I still can't believe she was stupid enough to throw weed around a police deparment then dare to call you for money.
Mom: *shrugs* Don't call me for bail money if you're in there for drugs and alcohol.
Me: What about murder?
Mom: Depends on who you killed.
Me: *Quagmire Impression* Alllll riiiight!
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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... hahaha that was funny. Ya got some odd family members there Amy.... lol
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"And when People play April Fools day pranks on me"

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Yeeeah I do... o.o
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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The Cell Phone

*Amy is in her bedroom screaming out the lyrics to a rather embarassing song that will only be known to everyone as 'Gypsies, Tramps and Theives'*
*Cell phone rings, Amy see's that its her mother and answers* Urr... Hello?
Mom: Hey Gypsy!
*Amy smacks her forehead* Too loud?
Mom: Yeeeeeeeah.
Amy: Okay... I'll stop.

Two hours later...

*Amy screaming:* TIE YOURSELF TO ME STITCH UP MY EMPTINESS CAUSE YOU'RE THE DEATH OF ME!
*Phone rings*
Amy: Hello?
Mom: I'm gonna stitch you up here in a minute. Shut up.
Amy: *sigh* Yes Mom...

An hour later...

*Amy squeals loudly*
*Phone rings*
Amy: YES?!
Mom: ...Are you all right?
Amy: YES! I'm talking about rocks!
Mom: ...okay... *click*
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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Bow to your sensei! :o
Damned
Depends on who you kill. . . :huh: :lol:

. . .good answer.
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Minion army [size0](in the works XD):

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[size0]Minion Army Agenda: [size0]

1. Steal corndogs
2. World Domination
3. Eat corndogs
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ROFLMFAO! I love your mum d00d :D
<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me.
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Shelle H. Mollomini .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Mother of Jack Student of Life .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Nerd Extraordinaire .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Amy .¸¸.•*´¨`*•
•*´¨`*•.¸¸. Proud member of the Church of Gaming .¸¸.•*´¨`*•

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Kate: Amy, on a forum, what's a thread?
Amy: A topic in which people reply too.
Dad: Thread scores life.
*Amy looks at Dad and busts out laughing*
*Dad grins* What? Thread scores life!
Mom: ...Wtf are you talking about?
Amy: I... I don't know what's g33kier! The fact that Dad just quoted Pern or the fact that I know exactly what he means!

Hehe I love my mum too XD
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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Peanut Brittle

Kate: AMY! COME AND SEE THE MISTAKE I MADE!
*I go into the kitchen and take a look at the CLEAR peanut brittle*
Me: d00d, wtf did you do to it?
Kate: I did everything the directions said!
Me: ...Then it shouldn't be clear, d00d.
Kate: Well, that's my second mistake. My first one's in the trashcan.
*I examine the trashcan to discover my mother's favorite tubberware bowl, covered in cooling peanut brittle* d00d, Mom's gonna kill you.
Kate: I forgot that plastic melts!
Me: ...Yeah well, there's a good thing about plastic. *grabs the bowl and whacks it against the garbage can as large chunks of semi-cooled peanut brittle fall out* It moves.
Kate: ...But its melted!
Me: So? Watch. *grabs the bowl and slams it down against the kitchen floor and is instantly assulted with cooling, ragged shards of peanut brittle on the arm, pants, feet, and down the shirt.* Nevermind, don't watch. o.O
Grandma: What on Earth are you kids doing?
Me: DONT WALK IN HERE! THERES PEANUT SRAPNAL EVERYWHERE! O.O *starts to sweep up the floor* Anyways, there, see? The bowl is as good as new.
Kate: ... You're an idiot.

Few minutes later...

*I'm staring at the clear peanut brittle* I swear you did something wrong.
Kate: I followed the directions perfectly!
Me: Well, it must be a bad chemical reaction then.
Kate: Look, it normally turns brown when I add the peanuts in it. The only thing I didn't do was put the baking soda in it.
Me: ...Well... there's your problem dumbass!
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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At the Rockslide, a local resteraunt/bar/brewery:

*Ron, Kandy, Rudy, Pat, Pat's daughter in law, are drinking beer, Dad is drinking bourbon and coke, Mom's drinking coke, and I have a martini*

Kandy: And just what are you drinking?
Me: I've got that Chocolate Decadance martini. I asked Dad since I'm 21 now, if I could have a drink.
Kandy: Oh, that's nice of hi- You weren't 21 before?
Me: Nope, I turned 21 in November.
Kandy: This November?
Me: Yup.
Kandy: But you've drank before? At our BBQ's, haven't you?
Me: Yup.
Kandy: Well! I thought you were already 21!
Me: *laughs* Only in spirit.
Rudy: *laughs his ass off* Only in spirit! That's great!
Kandy: And what? You've been 21 in spirit since you were what? 17?
Me: Yup!
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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Bow to your sensei! :o
Damned
XD. In spirit! I think I'm about 7 in spirit.
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Minion army [size0](in the works XD):

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[size0]Minion Army Agenda: [size0]

1. Steal corndogs
2. World Domination
3. Eat corndogs
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