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| Marcus Quotes; Alright, my turn | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 5 2006, 12:13 PM (147 Views) | |
| metalgurahl | Jan 5 2006, 12:13 PM Post #1 |
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That krayzee Montana guy
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In the drivethrough about to pay to get our food, myself, my friend James, and my friend Bing. The System of a Down "A-I-E-O-U-A-I" song comes on, and we're all singing along. For those not familiar with the song, the chorus sounds like a really cool chant that's basically all the vowels in the english language merged together. Myself, Bing, and James: *All singing the chorus* Lady at the drivethrough window: Here ya go Myself, Bing, and James: *Continues singing the chorus while taking the food and paying and then drive off with our food never stopping once* Me: *After we're out of drivethrough* Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait...did we just do what I think we just did? Bing: I think so James: Oh my god, what do you think the girl at the window was thinking? Me: Probably that we're some kind of a cult, either that, or in the off chance she recognized the song we were singing that we're really big System of a Down fans. However, I'm more likely to believe the cult thing. Bing: Yeah, me too. James: Wanna go back and do it again? Once again, myself, Bing, and James in a drivethrough. This particular restaurant has a 24 hour drive through, and one of their ads for it is, 'Cause you never when you'll want our tacos at 3 'o clock in the morning Me: Is that the best ad they can come up with? Who the fuck is going to..why on earth would anyone want their shitty tacos at three in the morning? James: Weed Myself, Bing, and James: *We're all laughing uncontrollably at this point and finally we calm down a bit* Guy on the intercom: Are you guys done yet? Myself, Bing, and James: *Proceed to laugh even more and harder* Myself and my friend Isaac, keep in mind we're having this discussion with Isaac's mother in the room Isaac: You know, god created us to have sex. He made sex a wonderful experience that both can enjoy. It ensures mankind's survival, it's healthy, and god damn does it feel good. So, it's my opinion that people who shout "Oh, God. Oh, God" during sex are not taking the lord's name in vain, but rather giving a shout out to the man upstairs for giving this wonderful gift. It's just, well it feels so good that we don't really have time to say "Oh, God thank you. Oh, God thank you", but I think the big man knows what we mean. Isaac's mother: Oh Isaac, you shouldn't be talking like... Marcus: You make an excellent point Isaac, and based on that, would you agree that people who use protection and yet scream "Oh, God. Oh, God" are the ones who are committing blasphemy? Isaac: Do continue Marcus Marcus: Well, along with sex feeling wonderful, god also created the process of birth, a result of sex. A man gives a woman his "baby juice" if you will, and she willingly accepts it into her "baby maker". Now, this is all a natural process, a beautiful process, a process that dates back to, hell, the beginning of time. Now, condoms and other forms of birth control interrupt that process, it puts up a wall, if you will, thus defiling god's plan for this wonderful experience. So really, people who shout "Oh, God. Oh, God" during sex and still use protection, they are the ones who are committing blasphemy. Isaac: Excellent point Marcus *At this point Isaac's mother storms out of the room* |
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| PynkPandah | Jan 6 2006, 12:17 AM Post #2 |
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We are creatures of shoelace, lost in Purple. The Koala knows.
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| n3rd qu33n | Jan 6 2006, 08:20 AM Post #3 |
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Why's the rum always gone?
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And when do things like... I dunno... STDs come into play? o.O |
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<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~ So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins. ~*~*~ ~*Pink Punk Pirate*~ Proud Satanist, an Artist A Writer, a Nutcase Your Head Nurse This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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| RamenSensei | Jan 6 2006, 07:28 PM Post #4 |
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Bow to your sensei! :o
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*leaves with Isaac's mom* XD Honestly, what kind of a conversation is that! :rolleyes:
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<FONT FACE="Arial"> Bow to your sensei... m(_._)m o(o_-) O </font> <FONT FACE="Webdings"> ß</font>Abbey Minion army [size0](in the works XD): ![]() ![]() ![]() [size0]Minion Army Agenda: [size0] 1. Steal corndogs 2. World Domination 3. Eat corndogs | |
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| n3rd qu33n | Jan 6 2006, 08:43 PM Post #5 |
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Why's the rum always gone?
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I second Abbey's opinon...
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<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~ So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins. ~*~*~ ~*Pink Punk Pirate*~ Proud Satanist, an Artist A Writer, a Nutcase Your Head Nurse This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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| metalgurahl | Jan 11 2006, 07:51 PM Post #6 |
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That krayzee Montana guy
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Isaac is a rather twisted individual, lol, and since we've been friends for going on 15 years now, he's rubbed off on me. That entire conversation was intended to weird out Isaac's mother. It worked, lol. Isaac just started talking, and I was sitting there listening, and a light bult went off in my head and I added to the conversation. |
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| DJ-ReBoRn | Jan 16 2006, 04:37 PM Post #7 |
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Mooing Sporkness of Nerdyness
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haha thats great. Sounds like some of the convo's me and my friends have had around parents and just out of boredom. Good stuff there... lol |
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