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Our Whore/Pimp Ring!; Right here in Imaginary Realms!
Topic Started: Mar 22 2006, 12:45 AM (150 Views)
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Why's the rum always gone?
IR Asylum Head Nurses
jael_lei = Shelle
thegrattman = Mitch
divine_dragyn = Amy

*** thegrattman has joined the chat.
jael_lei: *mauls Mitch*
* thegrattman is mauled!
divine_dragyn: Omg, he's tiny
jael_lei: LOL!
divine_dragyn: LMAO!
jael_lei: he is
jael_lei: O.O
thegrattman: o.O it's not the size of the text... it's how you type...
jael_lei: LMFAO!
jael_lei: wesa gonna give him a complex Emmi
divine_dragyn: ROFLMAO!
thegrattman: LMAO
divine_dragyn: You mean we haven't already?
thegrattman: o.O
jael_lei: I hope not O.O
thegrattman: how... tiny is it?
divine_dragyn: You mean psychological complex, I hope... cuz that's what I mean o.O
jael_lei: I do
thegrattman: like... compared to most guys' text?
divine_dragyn: LMAO!
jael_lei: LMFAO
divine_dragyn: Its... really tiny
thegrattman: shit...
divine_dragyn: Like... I have to squint
thegrattman: man...
* divine_dragyn hands Mitch a font pump
jael_lei: still makes an impact though, look how we stare at it
divine_dragyn: LMAO i'm horrible o.O
divine_dragyn: Yeah!
jael_lei: Yup but thats why we love you
* divine_dragyn stares
* jael_lei stares
thegrattman: how's this work?
jael_lei: Better!
divine_dragyn: Much bigger!
jael_lei: the pump worked
divine_dragyn: LMAO!
thegrattman: w00t!
jael_lei: nice and thick too
divine_dragyn: ROFLMAO!
* jael_lei goes off to post O.O
thegrattman: LMAO!!
divine_dragyn: I almost said that... ALMOST
jael_lei: LMAO
divine_dragyn: But I tot the pump was enough outta me
thegrattman: nice an thick... just how my girls like it ;)
thegrattman: (that's my 2 perverted cents)
jael_lei: has to touch the sides or whats the point?
jael_lei: omg make me stop.
* thegrattman makes Shelle stop LOL
* jael_lei places her hand over her mouth
divine_dragyn: O.O
divine_dragyn: Your girls? Are you our pimp now?
* jael_lei keeps that hand in place
divine_dragyn: LMAO!
thegrattman: digitally...
divine_dragyn: ROFLMAO!
thegrattman: ;)
divine_dragyn: I'm Mitch's Digital Whore! That's going on my member title!
thegrattman: cept... you don't owe me money, just luvin!
thegrattman: ROFL
divine_dragyn: LMAO! OH that's g00d shit!
divine_dragyn: Well, I gots plenty of luvin' to go around ;-)
thegrattman: LMAO
divine_dragyn: There, that's now my member title
jael_lei: O.O
thegrattman: rofl
thegrattman: ROFL
jael_lei: Ok there is Syl'vanna and Shendoku at the Triage and Nykolas talking to Shendoku
divine_dragyn: hehehehehehe
divine_dragyn: You could've just taken Shendoku and done it lol
jael_lei: OH!?
jael_lei: Can i?
divine_dragyn: Yeah! lol
jael_lei: OkieS!!
divine_dragyn: That'll get this done faster
divine_dragyn: Great, thank you Mitch, my mind is now in the gutter!
jael_lei: I wasn't sure the extent of my permission over Shendoku
jael_lei: wow you really wanna get this done huh?
divine_dragyn: You have full permission
divine_dragyn: LOL! I want to get to the pwning!
jael_lei: your mind is in the gutter NOW? when isn't it?
divine_dragyn: ...
jael_lei: LOL
divine_dragyn: Actually, this is as deep as it's been in a long time x_X
jael_lei: thatgs true
thegrattman: LMAO
thegrattman: yeah
divine_dragyn: Wow, you know its bad when the male agrees o.O

divine_dragyn: d00d, Mitch, I dare you to change Personman's Member Title to 'Amy and Shelle's Digital Pimp'
jael_lei: should i change mine to "Mitch's Digital Whore" ?
divine_dragyn: LOL If ya want! Mine says 'I'm Mitch's Digital Whore!'
jael_lei: LOL!
thegrattman: if you don't mind me being your digital pimp, Shelle, I'd be happy to
jael_lei: Not at all :)
jael_lei: as long as i get the free loving
divine_dragyn: LMAO!
thegrattman: oh yes!
divine_dragyn: ROFLMAO!
divine_dragyn: Micchi, you're the only guy I'd be a whore for XD
thegrattman: you two's be mah only hoes up on dis digitaaal territory
thegrattman: LMAO that's a comfort
divine_dragyn: ROFLMAO!
jael_lei: Yup, i agree with Amy
thegrattman: believe it or not, I'm very honored o.O
divine_dragyn: LMAO!
thegrattman: and you two are the only two gals I'd digitally pimp
divine_dragyn: LMAO!
divine_dragyn: That's... an honor, and comforting o.O
thegrattman: there! LOL
divine_dragyn: w00t! We're officially all pimped out!
thegrattman: LOL

Anyone else want to join our Whore/Pimp Ring?!
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