Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Imaginary Realms. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Caras No good Very bad Day; I really want to kill soemone
Topic Started: Jun 1 2006, 04:03 PM (177 Views)
Griffonics
Special like what.
IR Asylum Inmates
Allright, So today was supposed to be a good day, i was working a short shift, had the evening off and best of all the second half of my student loan was to come in, so i could pay off debts to my boyfriend and the all mighty mastercard.

Well, as the title of my message suggest, this is not what happened. I woke up thismorning, my apartment abysmally hot, as my boyfriend had left the AC off when he came to bed. They play nothing but bad gangsta rap, which i have had stuck in my head all god damn day, on the radio (which is my alarm). I go into the bathroom, weigh myself (as ive recently lost a bunch of weight, and was curious) and discover that i have gained 5 pounds. As subsequently i look at my feet and notice that i now have an infected hangnail. After 10 minutes of unsucessfully trying to drain and fix said hangnail, i find myself bleeding profusely from the foot. This is when i discover that i have 20 minutes to shower eat and catch the bus.

A sad highlight of my day? Listening to the eagles while in the shower, although i couldnt sing along, at least i heard something good.

So i get out of the shower, try and put on a pair of pants, and discover, as per my gaining 5 pounds, i no longer fit them comfortably. I die a little inside. So i get dressed, and have cereal for breakfast, which ruled.

As im eating, i sit down at my computer, discover when i check my bank account, I did Not receive the $4000 which the canadian government is giving me, and my paycheque received decutions of nearly one quarter. I check student aid for problems? Well, they pushed my receiving date back by nearly a month, and my old employer has not returned the form they need.

During my sudden panic, i have missed my bus to work.

So, i finally get to work with about 30 seconds to spare and get going. I dsicover that on saturday, i have nearly triple the amount of stuff to do, including 220 anti pasto plates and fruit plates (for those of you who dont know, im a cook). The rest of the day is uneventful, as my chef is on vacation, no screaming today. At the end of my supposedly short shift, i end up having to make ceasar dressing. This involves peeling 10 heads of garlic, and 10 tins of anchovies. On said anchovie tins, i cut myself. 4 Times.

Finally off home. Aside from the fact, i need to pick up a bus pass. Seems simple enough. Aside from the fact its rush hour. I dont know what time the shop closes, and i need to find the car. My boyfriend drives it to work, and occasionally i get to take it home. I sit in the coffee shop near his work for about 30 minutes, trying to get ahold of him. I even ask one of his coworkers downstairs to ask him to call me, nothing, i still havent heard from him. I leave, walk around downtown for 15 minutes trying to find the car, and finally do, of course on my way back to the coffee shop to wait more. So i drive to the bus pass place, on the way, Winnipeg the city of the worst drivers in the world, makes my life hell. No one drives more than 40kmh, although the limit is 60kmh, and people seem to forget that the road has 2 lanes, and drive in the middle. The whole way. So by the time i get to the shop? Its closed. and there isnt anywhere else i can get my bus pass. So i head home, more incredibly retarded drivers, and impossible traffic.

As a last ditch effort? I stop by my local conveinance store to get some bus tickets. The kind clerk, who sadly speaks little english, looks through his drawers, and tells me, that... He has no tickets. They are all gone.

That, was my day. Now, im going to finally finish my friends curtains, eat something for the first time since breakfast, and possibly set something on fire.

Purple monkey dishwashers for all!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
n3rd qu33n
Member Avatar
Why's the rum always gone?
IR Asylum Head Nurses
Jesus Christ Cara >.< d00d... I so feel your pain... I hate it when you have one of those days when everything shits on you. At least, the ranting in here may have helped to ease some of the tension? On top of setting things on fire... which ALWAYS helps with tension... muahahaha...
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
RamenSensei
Member Avatar
Bow to your sensei! :o
Damned
ugh. Forget possibly. Burn baby, burn. *many hugs*
<FONT FACE="Arial"> Bow to your sensei...

m(_._)m


o(o_-) O </font>

<FONT FACE="Webdings"> ß</font>Abbey


Minion army [size0](in the works XD):

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

[size0]Minion Army Agenda: [size0]

1. Steal corndogs
2. World Domination
3. Eat corndogs
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Griffonics
Special like what.
IR Asylum Inmates
It happened again today? But, now its time to party, so if that goes wrong, i Will set things on fire, possibly whom soever pisses me off. thank you for you kind words of flaming encouragement. Hopefully i wont need them as much.
Purple monkey dishwashers for all!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
RamenSensei
Member Avatar
Bow to your sensei! :o
Damned
party = yes

:D
<FONT FACE="Arial"> Bow to your sensei...

m(_._)m


o(o_-) O </font>

<FONT FACE="Webdings"> ß</font>Abbey


Minion army [size0](in the works XD):

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

[size0]Minion Army Agenda: [size0]

1. Steal corndogs
2. World Domination
3. Eat corndogs
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
« Previous Topic · Bitch Box · Next Topic »
Add Reply