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| PynkPandah | Jan 5 2008, 09:14 PM Post #1 |
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I was bored. Y'all left me alone O.o So i was looking for a particular quote of Cam and i and i found a bunch of interesting things, quotes and old information! so... without further ado!! By the way, some of these are really old which is evident by the content o.O ~*~ Amy: *gives you puppy dog eyes* Shelle: no. Shelle: lol Amy: *bats eyelashes* Shelle: fine. Shelle: because i love you lol Amy: ... Do you even know what I want? LOL Shelle: nope Shelle: LOL Shelle: what? ~*~ Amy: YOU ARE ALL WEAK! Amy: WEAK I TELL YOU! Amy: Weeeeeaaaaaak Cam: ::raises an eyebrow:: Mitch: that's seven days ~*~ Amy: God I HATE The word Army. Half the time I can't see the r and I think it says Amy >.< Shelle: And tonight on CNN the nations Amy is advancing on Pakistan. O.O April: AMY IS INVADING US LIKE ON VC! Shelle: Dude, I'ma join the Amy ~*~ Amy: *Smirked* Then fly my dragon Amy: (( OH THAT WAS BAD )) Amy: (( *Smacks herself in the head* )) Cam: (("Oh yeah baby, fly my dragon.. mm... yeah!")) ~*~ Amy: Sorry, my chars only get nekkie to bathe or do the naughty ~*~ Shelle: munch it, much what? munch my ass bebe! Amy: o.O The hell are you on? lol Shelle: your drugs April: LMMFAO ten minutes later: Amy: ITS THAT DAMN MOUNTIAN! ITS LAUGHING AT ME! April: ROFL Shelle: *blinks* and what drugs are YOU on? Amy: Uh... Aldactone, Mircette, Amoxillian, Aleve, Apsiraol, Doral Menthol Lights... Shelle: Thats just scary Amy: LOL ~*~ After a conversation that involved Zanthia picturing Rush naked: Amy: Come on, how would you feel if someone like Kat was picture Jack naked? April: ..........thats......not......RIGHT! Shelle: LOL! i'd call the police >.< he's 3 Amy: LMAO! ~*~ Kade's Philosphy: *Zathion looked at Robiton as if to say, "yeah, you for one"* *Robinton made a face and blew a raspberry at him. He may be 18, but he sure as hell didn't act like it* *Zathion cracked up* child Robinton: I'm more man then you are. Least I'm getting some. Kade: Getting some doesn't make you a man. But it could make you a baby. ~*~ QUICK! Whats the number for 911?! Cam: ::lowers his head and closes his eyes, hands steepled in front of him softly chanting:: Shelle: **~~** *Sapphire thinks Larva's insane and calls the looney bin* **~~** Amy: (( LMAO! )) Shelle: (( LOL )) the whore: (("Oh! That address, sorry Ma'am we can't take people from that address. Too many of them")) Amy: (( LMAO! )) Cam: ::the ground in front of Larva begins to glow a red color in a perfect circle, and a column of light shoots out of the ground, a blinding flash of light fires, and standing in front of Larva stands a very tall being:: Cam: ::Kami lifts his tongasa hat:: You summoned me? Cam: ::Larva nods:: Kami, I have a task for you Shelle: (( *~~* *Sapphire says fuck this and calls 911 "THERES A MONSTER IN MAH ROOM! *~~* )) Cam: ((lol)) the whore: (("Oh Ma'am, I'm sorry but at that Address, they're zoned for monsters)) Shelle: (( heheh ))Amy: (( LMAO! )) Shelle: ((*Sapphire hangs up and and goes back to sleep muttering about usless service*)) ~*~ Azreal''s Better Half *Sapphire poured Xivitar a glass of water and slid it to him then opened a bottle Elven Ale, pouring a goblet for Azrela and slid it to him* Amy: (( ROFLMAO! Azrela... the better (female) half of Azreal)) *Sapphire placed a few coins in the till* (( LMFAO!)) *Azreal grinned, "I'll take that as a compliment." Amy: (( LMAO!!! Then Azreal's comment right there was priceless!!!)) Derek: (( Thanks Amy... LMAO )) ~*~ Sexual Energies Dusty: (( Go Savin, you can do it!)) Cam: (( Tell me I'm wrong, but Zen's JUMPING HIS BONES! LOL! )) *Savin looked to her, running a hand from her leg to neck... (( Weird, ain't it?)) Amy: (( O.O >.< Omg... )) *Sapphire shivered and arched her back off of the table kissing a trail down Larva's neck and to his shoulder, nibbling the soft flesh, nipping it with her fangs playfully* Cam: (( heheheh I got the eyes and the omg!!!)) Shelle: (( I WAS TRYING TO TYPE YOU BASTARDS! ROFLMAO! )) Cam: (( SCREENIE THAT! PLEASE!!!)) *Aurea closed her eyes, leaning into Savin and kissing him* Cam: ((Sweet...hehe)) Shelle: (( I thought she was a freak when she was in Dragon form with her mating flight... THIS IS WORSE!)) Amy:(( ROFLMAO! )) Shelle: (( See all this sexual energy, makes it too hard to type)) ~*~ The Porn Star Queen *Aurea sat down with Savin* "Anything you want." Shelle: (( Zen really is a freak!)) Amy: (( LMAO!)) Cam: ((lol DAMN! now if thats not a come on, I don't know what is.)) Cam: (( DUDE! Thats like the typical pornstar thing to say lol "anythin you want baby" )) ~*~ Nike's New Slogan Cam: Debating on where to go from here... I don't have much practice with suduction lol Amy: Just fuck her Shelle: LOL! Ok well just.. hmm AMY! Amy: :-P Cam: LOL! Shelle: AMY MARIE YANCEY! SHAME ON YOU! ~*~ This is a giant list of crap that Amy posted to update John, Misti and Derek. This list was written in August of 2003: *There are three new Realm Guardians - Avverisone, Atalanta and Evaristus. They're dragons. *Aries has gone crazy...again... and doesn't have a solid relationship with his children and Voodoo. *Angel has had four children with Shasea's God of Weather, Darian. They are: Spring, Natsu, Aki and Yuki. (Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter) *Zengreth has had more children with Savin: Fae'rae, Necriet and Illivita while she's dealing with the loss of her other children. *Arvin is a newer character thats found love with Fae'rae. *Adreian is our local version of X-men's Colossus, he's asked Rziel B|ade to marry him. *Spacey flirted a bit with Rho B|ade and ended up bearing him his first son, Rhune B|ade. They're now engaged. But before that, she had a one night stand with Shinwa's Chief God: Xenos, and had a set of twins: Xeylon and Damon. (In Shinwa, Xeylon is the God of Death, Damon the God of Life. On Shasea, Xeylon is the God of Fire and Earth, Damon the God of Air and Water) *Dathiel was slian by dragon hunters. *Braedon O'brien, an Irish vampire and leader of a crime ring, has managed to get Zulaya to marry him. *Celeste has also had children and married. She had a son with Skiarith, his name is Rishisae. But she has 5 kids with Angel's son, Jean. (The kids: Serendipity, Shennice, Sebastian, Titus and Jasper) *For those of you that are avid "Something Possitive" readers, we've brought the loveable ChooChoo Bear into the Dragon Tavern. He's Razor's cat, but he sleeps with Zanthia and Remi. *Drohitan finally evolved so much that it killed him. He died in the tavern, infront of the fire, Celeste next to his side. *Kevelon is fighting a war up north with the other Divine Knights. Due to a near death expirence, he was saved by Spacey and thus, she turned him into a half air elemental. *Desdemona, the resident God of Fate, has fallen in love with Moridin. Together they have a daughter. *Fred, Guion's dog, was killed in Ouray, though Razor is working on having him resurected for Zathion and Zanthia. *Guion came back to the tavern, hoping to find his wife waiting for him, and instead found the vampire Zanthia in Remi, her husbands, arms. This drove him into a suicidal depression that almost resulted in his death. Now, a black parasidic stone has embedded itself into Guion's forhead, turning him slowly into some very dangerous and evil being. *Gali Thornblood, my Kender, was saddly killed in the Vampire War. *Jason, the slayer that almost killed Zanthia, Gully, Fae'rae and Staralith, was killed by his own daugher... Zanthia. *Keibel, the tavern's resident super mouse, has moved from Zanthia's pocket to Razor's. (Due to the fact that Zanthia's husband can turn into a cat at will, and they sleep with a cat) *Kast has returned from the realm of Shadows and seeks out her own evil ways. She has her sights set on Guion. *Kazer is the new Tavern cook... an origental tiger man. *Kicin is the new God of War. *Kaldakath is the newest dragon of the realm. A vampyric Pernese dragon Impressed to Zanthia's first child with Remi, Rush. *Meiko is the current God of Comedy *Moridin was happy to take in Zanthia as his newest God Daughter when she married Remi. He's now living in a palace like house that he created to house Desdemona and their daughter - Makaila. *Miles is the new God of Honor and Justice *Marcon, the God of Weapons and Art was destroyed after he betrayed Spacey by letting Kai, Raven and Jessica's son, into the realm with Anti-God weaponry. *Michaelangelo O'brien, Braedon's twin brother, has settled himself down into the B|ade family after he killed Razor's last fuck mate, Bast. He managed to prove to Razor that he wasn't as dumb as the rest of her suitors and asked her hand in marriage. They're now engaged. *Razor has currently mass produced... in addition to Remi, Raven, Rho and Reito... she now has half cat, half vampire children: Relle, Rahl, Ryo, Rosetta, Reqiuem, Ramses, Rafael and Roman. *Remi married Zanthia, and in addition to his two daughters with Marie - Rziel and Rohanna, now has Rush, Robinton, Raziya, Reidyn and Remington. *Rho was made God of Weaponry by Spacey. *Raven discovered she had another daughter with Jessica - Streya. *Reito had twins with Airlia, the mermaid - Rhaine and Riven. *Rush is currently engaged to marry Shiara. He's "Impressed" to her, his dragon, and her unicorn. Zanthia is secretly training him to fly as a dragonrider would. *Robinton gets a daily deaththreat from everyone. He never watches what he says, steals, breaks and fixes anything electronical. He's currently involved with Spring, Angel's daughter. *Raziya has given up on men. She also has a knack for setting things on fire with her temper. *Reidyn is the "quiet" B|ade. She feels shadowed by her twin. *Remington is the resident psychic. He can read ones whole life by just looking at them. He also has a habit of telling people things they don't need to know. *Shaylith, one of Zengreth's daughters with Xivitar, was killed in the Vampire Wars. *Syntyche is Zanthia's newest dragon. Angel bonded them to one another. The little cat sized dragon with the abbility to use the elements and change her size, is a couch dragon, LOVING things like soap operas and cartoons. She's also got a mouth on her. *Xivitar attacked Zanthia when she was pregnant with Robinton and Raziya, then used a very dangerous chemical on Remi. In her rage, Razor banished him from the realm forever. *Zulaya discovered something about her past she never dreamed up. She was born in Moscow Russia, bred as a biological weapon that would excape all securities. Her true name is Zulaya Sjorka Zenaida. She was turned back into a vampire by her currnet Husband, Braedon. She's having a rough time, trying to understand her growing emoitons. ~*~ Squires: besides Shelle, i dont have any new characters.... Amy: Bring in a Demo-kun, I'm sure someone on Shasea is masterbating Shelle: LMFAO! Amy: LOL Score one for me... ~*~ Cam: Xenophilia means you have a 4ft tall alien blow up doll. ~*~ MORE Later! there are like, over 2,000 pages of bullshit to shift through o.o |
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<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain. •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me. •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Shelle H. Mollomini ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Mother of Jack ஐ Student of Life ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Nerd Extraordinaire ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Proud member of the Church of Amy ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Proud member of the Church of Gaming ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• <href="http://www.pickle-green.com/egraphics/main.php?id=eggs" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.boomspeed.com/egraphics/kju32.gif" border="0" title="Adopt one today!"></a></center> | |
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| PynkPandah | Jan 7 2008, 12:31 AM Post #2 |
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We are creatures of shoelace, lost in Purple. The Koala knows.
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These are from the Dragon Tavern Quotes thread! I.. these are old. Amy: My ex b/fs names spell out SPAM! ~*~ Selebrethiel is Amy, Ryn is April *Selebrethiel leaned back against the wall "We'll have to sexorize it out of the cave..." ((Lol Ok)) <Ryn>[][]otay*smiles[][] <Selebrethiel. **Exsorize OK BED TIME! <Ryn>[]][LMMFAO[][] ~*~ Amy learning about smex! (Zulaya- Amy, Guion- Mitch) *Zulaya_Zenobia smirked "I'm also a master at this" grabs Kevelon and suck on the hollow of his throat, licking and nibbling her way up his neck and then along his jaw, right before she moves to his lips and kisses him hard <Guion>(( O_O lol )) What happened as a result on YIM: the whore:*points to Chats* Sean: wow................ Shelle: HOLY MOSES!! Cam: :blink.gif: Shelle: SCREENIE THAT RIGHT! NOW! Sean: lol Shelle: NOW!! the whore: GOT IT Sean: *falls over*... Shelle: awsome!!!! Cam: WOW! AMY'S CHARACTER HAS A SEX DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!! Sean: ![]() Mitch: ![]() ~*~ *Sapphire turned to Zan 'what the fuck?' Zanthia: No fucks please. They get dirty. *still looking at the wall crack* Sapphire: Zanthia are you high? ~*~ Savin Has Quit (connection reset by peer) Shelle: YOU FOOKEN HIM TO DEATH Amy: well that's not zesty Amy: I DID NOT!!!!!! April: LMMFAO!! Dusty: Amy you screwed him to death!! Shelle: you did so!! NOT ZESTY!! Amy: ROFLMMFAO!!! Amy: WE WEREN"T EVEN SCREWING!!! Dusty: ROFLMAO!! Shelle: SURE!! April: [What position where yall in ... because i think it's a killer position... *nods to herself* Amy: we were discussing the color of my AIM font.. APRIL **** H***!! Shelle: yeah tell me so i never try it Shelle: I DUN'T WANNA DIE THAT WAY!! April: *smirks then busts out laughing* Amy: >.< ~*~ Shelle: YOUR FONDLING THEIR DUCKIES!! Dusty: yeah make sure you get the right one Dusty: MY DUCKY HAS BEEN FONDLED!! Amy: *gets the right Ducky and hands it to Mikerz* Amy: LMAO!! BY ME!! the whore's assplug: o.O *tackles Amu.. Duck Squeezer!! Amy: LMAO!!! Dusty: it was quite nice thank you Amy Amy: O.O Cam: ::Blinks:: now dis is some straaaaaaaaange shit!! ~*~ Cam: Shelle, I have more sex online than I've ever had period... now THAT's sad Shelle: YOU SLUTIFIED MY BEST FRIEND!! Cam: I DIDN:T DO A DAMN THING! Cam: lol Shelle: OH YES YOU DID! I SURE AS SHIT DIDN'T DO IT ALONE!! Cam: lol! Cam: none of my characters are boinking Amy's, how is it my fault!? lol Shelle: YOUR BONKING ME AND SHE'S LEARNING!!! Cam: lol! ~*~ Amy: OMG!!! I AM A FKN SKANK! >.< lol < -- About my RP characters I mean Shelle: I ENDED UP STARTING FOOK NIGHT AT THE DT!! Amy: What is it with you and my ass? Shelle: i love it? Amy: Oh tay :-) Derek: I have CHD - Cronic humping disorder. I told you I was a whore. ~*~ Azreal - Derek. Zulaya - Amy *Azreal_Nasatanada grabs a bottle of After Shock and starts downing it, always grinning. *Zulaya_Zenobia grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniels and started to down the bitch. <Zulaya_Zenobia> ((d00d Derek, we're gonna give our chars either alcohol poisoning or the hang over of their lives.)) <Azreal_Nasatanada> ((Just what we need... two alcoholic assholes.)) More Amy and Derek: Amy: lol good... they're laughing at what you said about getting me back. *posted it in the tavern* Derek: great...now you're talking about me behind my back Amy: Nah, I told you what I did. Had I not, THEN it'd be talking behind your back :-) Derek: yeah, but i wasn't there...so it's still talking behind my back...bleh Amy: Nah... Amy: I luv ya too much to do that Derek: ok...i'll buy it, but just once Amy: hehe otay Derek: hmm...i might be in the RP in a few minutes, depending on if i can get it to load or not Amy: Okies Derek: woohoo...777 posts Amy: lol BASTARD! I was catching up to you Amy: *almost has 700* Derek: bastard? Derek: is that any way to talk to someone you luv? Amy: :-P Dun try and twist my words around Derek: i'm not...you're twisting my words around thinking that i'm twisiting your words around Amy: Now you're trying to twist my thoughts by saying that I'm twisting your words by saying you twisted mine in the first place Derek: See, now you're twisting my thoughts saying that I'm twisting your thoughts by saying that you were twisting my words because you said i was twisting your words Amy: I think your mind is just twisted because you think I twisted your thoughts when really you're twisting mine by twisting your words when you're really twisting mine. Derek: SHUT UP!!! Derek: lmao... Amy: LOL!!! ~*~ Voodoo - Squires, Zanthia - Amy, Chrono - Dusty *Voodoo fingered Kuro <Voodoo> 's <Voodoo> (( *KILLS* The enter key* )) <Zanthia> (( ROFLMAO!! )) <Zanthia> (( Thats always nice to know about Voodoo...)) <Chrono> (( Ooh yeah isn't it tho)) Azreal - Derek, Twilight - Amy, Voodoo - Squires Azreal_Nasatanada has entered #DragonTavern Twilight is now known as Twilight_Mooblood <Azreal_Nasatanada> ((mooblood?!?)) Twilight_Mooblood is now known as Twilight_Moonblood <Voodoo> (( MOOOOOOOOOOOO )) <Twilight_Moonblood> (( OH SHUT UP!! LOL )) <Voodoo> (( All the mooing is getting to Amy )) ~*~ Derek: Ahhh... fuck... just nailed myself in the nuts with my glow sticks... sonuva... Amy: ROFLMAO!!! SERVES YOU RIGHT!! I TOLD YOU TO PUT THEM DOWN!! Squires: o_O You must have a snipger's aim dude... Derek: lol... Shut up Amy... Amy: LOL! Derek is deadly. ~*~ Amy: Damn... AOL died on me... April: *Kicks AOL's ass* April: you FUCKING BITCH PIECE OF DONKET SHIT LEAVE AMERS ALONE! Amy: DAMN DONKETS!!! They happenbed to be godo for nuttin!!. ~*~ Amy: My sister said I made faces when I'm on the computer... April: You stick your tongue out when your drawing! Amy: ...... SHHHH THEY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT! Mikerz: LMAO!!!! April: HAHAHAHA THEY DO NOW!!!! Amy: I realize that >.< Mikerz: QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE!!!! Shelle: lol April: Its cute too its just the tip of her tongue Amy: >.< Oh God... April: And she sticks it out of the side of her mouth Amy: APRIL!!!! *falls over* April: LMMFAO I am so dead Amy: Yes you are, I'll get even... some how... ~*~ (I got up to page... 100) |
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<center>•*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Crystal Gale – Crying in the Rain ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• I'll never let you see, The way my broken heart is hurting me, I've got my pride and I know how to hide, All the sorrow and pain, I'll do my crying in the rain, If I wait for cloudy skies, You won't know the rain from the tears in my eyes, You'll never know that I still love you, So though the heartache remains, I'll do my crying in the rain. Raindrops falling from heaven, Will never wash away my misery, But since we're not together, I'll wait for stormy weather, To hide these tears I hope you'll never see, Someday when my crying’s done, I'm gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun, I may be a fool, But till then, darling, you'll never see me complain, I'll do my crying in the rain. •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Avril Lavigne – When You’re Gone ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• I always needed time on my own, I never thought I'd need you there when I cry, And the days feel like years when I'm alone, When you're gone, The pieces of my heart are missing you, When you're gone, The face I came to know is missing too, When you're gone, All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day, And make it OK, I miss you. I've never felt this way before, Everything that I do, Reminds me of you, I love the things that you do. When you walk away, I count the steps that you take, Do you see how much I need you right now? We were made for each other, All I ever wanted was for you to know, Everything I do I give my heart and soul, I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me. •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Shelle H. Mollomini ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Mother of Jack ஐ Student of Life ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Nerd Extraordinaire ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Proud member of the Church of Amy ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• •*´¨`*•.¸¸.ஐ Proud member of the Church of Gaming ஐ.¸¸.•*´¨`*• <href="http://www.pickle-green.com/egraphics/main.php?id=eggs" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.boomspeed.com/egraphics/kju32.gif" border="0" title="Adopt one today!"></a></center> | |
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