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    Funny Kaiju Fan Fiction #1
    Topic Started: Dec 9 2005, 10:16 PM (406 Views)
    gojira2
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    Anguirus looked out into the ocean. His wounds from his battle with Mechagodzilla were almost healed. Then he saw Godzilla lift his head out of the oceam. Godzilla roared at Anguirus. Anguirus knew what to do. He grabbed Godzilla's red carpet and put it down as the king walked on shore. Anguirus noticed that Godzilla was wearing Mechagodzilla's head as a crown. Anguirus roared when suddenly the monster Gigan came flying out of the air. He demanded to sighn a peace trety. So Godzilla and Anguirus sighned it and from that day on the M nebula Space hunter and the kaiju on monster island all got along and sat and drank tea. The End
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    gojira2 one thing I'm not saying this to be mean but it's short and my topic got locked for saying short stuff cause we suppose to say long stuff but we can call it short kaiju fan fiction parody #1 or #2 or maybe a long fan fic.
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    gojira2
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    Okay.
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    ELMO VS BARNEY

    Both Elmo and Barney stared at each other for a moment,The Red Monster's fur reminded The Obese,Purple Beast of it's favorite substance... Blood.Barney Viscously showed his white,sharp and gleaming teeth at the Monster.Elmo's Nose brightly glowed Orange to Red as Rage constantly coursed through his veins.He Clenched his Spelling blocks and sharpened Crayons in his tightly balled fist.Barney made the First attack by Biting on Elmo's slender arm,The Monster squealed in pain as Blood mixed with his fur and Barney clenched his Maw harder and harder.Elmo joked "Elmo don't like to play fair."Suddenly Elmo's round,Circular nose filled with red electricity as He quickly shot at the Obese Creature's half-open maw.Cries of pain filled the air as smoke left by electricity emitted from Barney's mouth,Elmo quickly gaining the upper hand savagely stabbed at the Dinosaur's skin with his Sharpened,red penciles.Blood sprayed out like a fountain,as Barney was constantly losing his own blood,"Wow This is better than the Red Violet markers."Elmo joked as he picked his Crayons from the pieces of Skin and droplets of Blood left behind on Barney's open wounds.

    Taunting the Fat beast,Elmo quickly said "Elmo's going to make Bad old dinosaur extinct!"Elmo started giggling.Tired of Getting blasted by The Red midget,Barney quickly inhaled the Air that surround him,A Purplish glow could be seen coming from his Mouth and Suddenly launched a Fiery,radioactive blast of fire at the Monster."Now,Now Elmo Death isn't a funny thing...But it is, when it's happening to you!"The beast jumped in Joy at the pain Elmo was suffering.Elmo quickly gathered The blocks into his arm and spelled out "B.O.M.B" Elmo quickly threw them at the Dinosaurs body,Instantly exploding upon impact!

    Barney had realized with Elmo's blocks he could spell out a object and it could quickly act like one."Tricky,Little S.O.B aren't you?"Elmo lurched over the fat body"But I also have tricks of my Own!"Elmo was quickly swapped off his legs by The God of Purple's Mouth,Elmo's Blood flowing into Barney's mouth "Noooooooo!"
    Elmo was quickly Gobbled up into the Fat, monster's belly.Barney Roared in Triumphant at the Victory he won,"Little Red Puppets Never Learn,Now to dispose of you my little Children."As Barney evily glared at the Children of Sesame Street.Suddenly Barney realized The horrible truth,The blocks Elmo had where gone,In fact he was carrying them with him while he got gobbled up."Sorry Fat-Ass, if Elmo goes Someone's going with him!"The Familiar voice giggled which was heard deep in The Dinosaur's Belly.The Dinosaur Roared in Terror as His body savagely exploded into millions of bloody chunks realizing Elmo spelled out "E.X.P.L.O.S.I.O.N"The Children where happy that The reign of Terror made by Barney was gone and so was a True Hero.As Elmo became the Official Hero of Sesame Street.Meanwhile A distant small figure formed over the remains of the purple Dinosaur,it fur covered in red and Purple as it said "Told The Fat Dino It was going to become Extinct,He Shouldn't of played with Elmo!"




    ALTERNATE ENDING!
    Following the Event's of the Colossal fight between the Two beasts,The Remains of the Two Beast's were found and shipped to Government for Testing,Sadly A drunk driver who was sending food for charity to give food to the homeless accidently stole The Monster's remains which spilled from the Government Truck and mistook it as Jello.Needless to Say many orphans fed on the "Jello" and got sick a few days after.During A Check-Up made by doctors, many doctors were reported seeing small germs inside their bodies shaped like Small,Violet,Reptilian Creatures....


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    gojira2
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    That is hilarious. :lol:
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    erm....Bump?
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    Dec 10 2005, 08:37 PM
    That is hilarious. :lol:

    LOL. It was. :intears:
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    Paul you should read my preview for Godzilla Dark onslaught and read the prelud to it Godzilla Battle of the Regies.
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