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    Kaiju Personal Adds; Single, 35, Radioactive
    Topic Started: Jul 16 2008, 08:13 PM (611 Views)
    Spüne
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    Mecha-Godzilla's Brains Are In My Stomach!
    How would kaiju describe themselves on dating sites or in a lonely hearts coloumn of a newspaper?

    Mothra
    Age: 47
    From: Infant Island
    Peace-loving deity seeks dark twin to complete yin-yang balance. Enjoys long unconvincing flights, tribal dances, dust and black jack. Suitor must have patience as I change into something more comfortable - in a silk cocoon against the Japanese Parliament. Most love kids/tiny priestesses. Must be willing to protect mother Earth (eg. driving a hybrid car, recycling, stopping atomic monsters.)

    Jet Jaguar
    Age: 35
    From: An Inventor's Mind
    Hey honeys! Jet's the name - Jaguar's the game. You ain't seen a man who can grow at will, have yeah? Once you go mecha, you'll never go back! I look like a younger, sleeker, silver Green Goblin. I'm good with animals (heck - I can talk to dinosaurs!) and the suitor must like karate. But please don't bring up Ultraman.

    Hedorah
    Age: 37
    From: Tokyo Bay
    Tall, athletic billionaire seeks lady with low expectations and a tenancy to not be disappointed. Bring Oust!

    You do some.
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    Spüne
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    Mecha-Godzilla's Brains Are In My Stomach!
    Just thought of some American ones

    Zilla
    Age: 10
    From: New York
    Tuna-eating lizard that's not up to much. Looking for a suitor with a big heart for an unloved reptile - but must be good with kids, I've got hundreds.

    Clover
    Age: 1
    From: New York
    Camera shy sea demon seeks small American for diner and possibly friendship. Dislikes missiles and statues with heads. Slight roach problem. I'm scared of a relationship loosing interest in me so I tend to use heavy amounts of marketing and publicity to keep it alive. Greatest fear: Flaming hobos.

    King Kong
    Age: 75
    From: Skull Island
    Lovable islander seeks tiny woman for carrying and prodding. Loves nice long walks down the beach, long lie ins and snapping open dinosaur's skulls. Dislikes blinking lights and aeroplanes. Despite my size it is actually surprisingly easy for me to travel to New York and enjoy going their for ice skating.
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    lol, these are good. Too bad I can't wrap my brain around this sort of stuff so I can make it.
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    Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to you."
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    Mecha-Godzilla's Brains Are In My Stomach!
    Well I'll try to come up with some more - if there are any suggestions on which kaiju I should do then I'd be happy to here them.
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    YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED
    Kiryu
    Age: 5
    From: Tokyo
    Gigantic monster-fighting robot seeks feisty woman to pilot his life. Must have flight-training, and be able to control outbursts of natural intincts.

    Something like that.
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    Jul 19 2008, 11:42 AM
    Kiryu
    Age: 5
    From: Tokyo
    Gigantic monster-fighting robot seeks feisty woman to pilot his life. Must have flight-training, and be able to control outbursts of natural intincts.

    Something like that.

    No, that was hilarious! I love the idea of Kiryu having fits of anger.
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    YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED
    Natural Instincts. Meaning his Godzilla side. :P
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    King Ghidorah
    Age: 44
    From: Outer Space
    Hey babes, I'm an extraterrestrial Monster King looking for a Queen to warm me up on those long flights. You won't be disappointed- I'm outta this world!
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    Name: Biolante
    Age: 19
    From: Lake Ashino
    Tall, Dark type seeking plant lover type. Must have interests in botany and mutant gene splicing. Seeking someone who doesn't mind daily trips out onto the lake and cleaning up the small amounts of green stuff that spew from my mouth. Turnoffs include radioactive lizards and fire. Turnons include sitting in the lake and just hovering over the earth.

    Name: Destroyah
    Age: 13
    From: Tokyo Bay
    Big and bulking seeking someone with no lungs. Survivors from the precambrian era encouraged to call. Good with children (just ask Junior, we had a ball rolling around in Tokyo) Have a tendancy to be a little playful (I just don't know when to stay down) Turn ons include Oxygen Destroyers and getting together with my hommies. Turnoffs include Oxygen, cold lazers, and nuclear meltdowns.

    Name: Kamebas
    Age: 38
    From: Solgel Island
    Large, robust male seeking something to pinch. Must be willing to move into island with two roomates. Enjoy listening to native chants and an occassional crawl across the island. Turnoffs include volcanoes and possesive alien amoebas.
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    Desghidorah
    Age: 12
    From: Hokkaido
    Tall, dark pyromaniac seeks lovely little lady to light my fire! Must like fire, destruction, and all-around chaos. Must hate PETA, naturalists, and Jeff Goldblum.
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