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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 16 2008, 08:13 PM (611 Views) | |
| Spüne | Jul 16 2008, 08:13 PM Post #1 |
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Mecha-Godzilla's Brains Are In My Stomach!
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How would kaiju describe themselves on dating sites or in a lonely hearts coloumn of a newspaper? Mothra Age: 47 From: Infant Island Peace-loving deity seeks dark twin to complete yin-yang balance. Enjoys long unconvincing flights, tribal dances, dust and black jack. Suitor must have patience as I change into something more comfortable - in a silk cocoon against the Japanese Parliament. Most love kids/tiny priestesses. Must be willing to protect mother Earth (eg. driving a hybrid car, recycling, stopping atomic monsters.) Jet Jaguar Age: 35 From: An Inventor's Mind Hey honeys! Jet's the name - Jaguar's the game. You ain't seen a man who can grow at will, have yeah? Once you go mecha, you'll never go back! I look like a younger, sleeker, silver Green Goblin. I'm good with animals (heck - I can talk to dinosaurs!) and the suitor must like karate. But please don't bring up Ultraman. Hedorah Age: 37 From: Tokyo Bay Tall, athletic billionaire seeks lady with low expectations and a tenancy to not be disappointed. Bring Oust! You do some. |
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| Spüne | Jul 17 2008, 08:23 PM Post #2 |
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Mecha-Godzilla's Brains Are In My Stomach!
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Just thought of some American ones Zilla Age: 10 From: New York Tuna-eating lizard that's not up to much. Looking for a suitor with a big heart for an unloved reptile - but must be good with kids, I've got hundreds. Clover Age: 1 From: New York Camera shy sea demon seeks small American for diner and possibly friendship. Dislikes missiles and statues with heads. Slight roach problem. I'm scared of a relationship loosing interest in me so I tend to use heavy amounts of marketing and publicity to keep it alive. Greatest fear: Flaming hobos. King Kong Age: 75 From: Skull Island Lovable islander seeks tiny woman for carrying and prodding. Loves nice long walks down the beach, long lie ins and snapping open dinosaur's skulls. Dislikes blinking lights and aeroplanes. Despite my size it is actually surprisingly easy for me to travel to New York and enjoy going their for ice skating. |
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| Lordofmonsterisland | Jul 18 2008, 02:18 PM Post #3 |
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Kaiju Acolyte
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lol, these are good. Too bad I can't wrap my brain around this sort of stuff so I can make it. |
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| Spüne | Jul 18 2008, 07:39 PM Post #4 |
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Mecha-Godzilla's Brains Are In My Stomach!
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Well I'll try to come up with some more - if there are any suggestions on which kaiju I should do then I'd be happy to here them. |
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| Mothra Freak | Jul 19 2008, 12:42 PM Post #5 |
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YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED
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Kiryu Age: 5 From: Tokyo Gigantic monster-fighting robot seeks feisty woman to pilot his life. Must have flight-training, and be able to control outbursts of natural intincts. Something like that. |
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| Spüne | Jul 19 2008, 02:36 PM Post #6 |
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Mecha-Godzilla's Brains Are In My Stomach!
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No, that was hilarious! I love the idea of Kiryu having fits of anger. |
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| Mothra Freak | Jul 19 2008, 06:01 PM Post #7 |
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YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED
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Natural Instincts. Meaning his Godzilla side.
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| Mothra Freak | Aug 21 2008, 02:23 PM Post #8 |
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YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED
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King Ghidorah Age: 44 From: Outer Space Hey babes, I'm an extraterrestrial Monster King looking for a Queen to warm me up on those long flights. You won't be disappointed- I'm outta this world! |
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| dph | Aug 26 2008, 08:54 PM Post #9 |
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Kaiju Master
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Name: Biolante Age: 19 From: Lake Ashino Tall, Dark type seeking plant lover type. Must have interests in botany and mutant gene splicing. Seeking someone who doesn't mind daily trips out onto the lake and cleaning up the small amounts of green stuff that spew from my mouth. Turnoffs include radioactive lizards and fire. Turnons include sitting in the lake and just hovering over the earth. Name: Destroyah Age: 13 From: Tokyo Bay Big and bulking seeking someone with no lungs. Survivors from the precambrian era encouraged to call. Good with children (just ask Junior, we had a ball rolling around in Tokyo) Have a tendancy to be a little playful (I just don't know when to stay down) Turn ons include Oxygen Destroyers and getting together with my hommies. Turnoffs include Oxygen, cold lazers, and nuclear meltdowns. Name: Kamebas Age: 38 From: Solgel Island Large, robust male seeking something to pinch. Must be willing to move into island with two roomates. Enjoy listening to native chants and an occassional crawl across the island. Turnoffs include volcanoes and possesive alien amoebas. |
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| Mothra Freak | Aug 27 2008, 05:25 PM Post #10 |
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YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED
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Desghidorah Age: 12 From: Hokkaido Tall, dark pyromaniac seeks lovely little lady to light my fire! Must like fire, destruction, and all-around chaos. Must hate PETA, naturalists, and Jeff Goldblum. |
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