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The Epic Tale...; A tear jerking story
Topic Started: Aug 7 2008, 09:42 PM (140 Views)
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It was the day of a million storms. A storm just stopped and the earth's tears started to drip off her leaves. A boy awoke with happy thoughts and a good attitude towards the day even though it was the day of a million storms, this did not faise the boy one bit. He left his aunt's house and went to his cousin's for some fortifying entertainment. It quenched his thirst for fun and thrills, enough to get him through till night. His cousin was generous enough to give him a ride home, so the boy accepted his act of generosity even though his cousin wasn't really known for that. The rest of the day was sunny and hot, it seemed that the million storms had subsided early this just made the boy's day even more swell. He got home and thanked his cousin for the lift, the boy walked through the door and took of his bag of wonders and put it on the floor. The boy jumped onto his grey seat infront of his computer and turned it on, it was his daily routine he had to check various websites for updates but nothing new was uploaded except for the forum covered in white and outrageous users.

The afternoon quickly became the night and the boy was still on his computer playing whymsical RPGs that had to be rolledback due to retarded people...ANYWAYS the boy smelled something good and it made his stomach hunger for it. He went up the stairs to behold the magnificent looking lasagne, he was curious on how it tasted and it appeared to have been made by his grandma. "Go ahead have some" she said as she smirked at the boy, he shrugged his shoulders, took a knife and cut the corner part of the lasagne he went back to the basement to taste test the sausy, meaty, soft delight. He cut off a corner and suddenly the boy entered a dazed state, it wasn't no normal daze it was a oh-my-god-I'm-gonna-die-of-happyness kind of daze. He finished the lasagne without hesitation and brought his plate to the kitchen and then stood in front of him: Captain Falcon, God and Chuck Norris lined up with their eye brows raised. It then came to me, the meat was god's skin seasoned by Chuck Norris's tears and baked by Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch they melded in harmony to make the Ultimate Lasagne. And there it is people, the story of the Epic Lasagne.

P.S. Chuck cried because the lasagne wouldn't be complete without his tears. Therefore I have immunity to EVERYTHING that Krompt, I.D, Micah and EVERYONE on the forum can do to me and I can't get cancer.
Who are you? The muffin man? Or are you the pervy man? Or the pervy man that gets intamate with muffins?
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I truly believe your lasagne was spiked, intentionally or not, with a large quantity of, most likely, neon-coloured mushrooms.
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