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corny quotes
Topic Started: Jun 6 2006, 04:58 PM (101 Views)
Saz
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ok we all heard them, we all use them and we are short of topics so i thought id start this one to start something and get you thinking of better ones...

i'll start with one someone once said in PE
"if god had wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees" :rolleyes:
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That one tickled me
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rofl. That's kinda just...wrong :P

"You can do anything if you try"
corny...but true.
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depending on what you attempt ..
"always tell the truth - then run!!" lol
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"if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down"
slightly sick :S

karmas a funny thing, next time your walking down the street run up and hit someone hard in the face, then say "what the hell did you do to deserve that!"
not xactly a quote but it made me giggle :P

"i dont drink water....fish have sex in it"
roflmaopmslol @ fish
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"alcohol is the answer, i don't care about the question"

lol i can deffo think of one guy who this does not apply to but
"if you want a commited man, check the mental asylums"

lol i know many a girl who will agree whole heartedly to this but i do apologise if i offend anyone - i just find it really funny :)
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