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Birthdays; When did you start your existence?
Topic Started: Dec 4 2006, 08:53 AM (238 Views)
Night Terror
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I guess this thread needed to be created cause well it's too much of a bother to check profiles for birth dates. So anyway post your birth date here, but do it in the following format (just cause it sounds funnier):

I came out of mommy, _________________.

And, Happy Birthday, ya bastards.
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im assuming we add on and then our birtn date?
in which case i'd have to say " i came out of mommy *gip* on 28/05/90
lol oh well
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Yeah the blank I left for users to add in the actual date.

I came out of mommy January 10, 1987.
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If you don't mind, I'd like to use my own version.

I was pulled head first from my warm sanctuary within my mommy, met several strangers, and was given a spanken for no reason on 03/10/1987
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Forgot to mention the fact that your umbilical cord was also cut.
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Cinos Gohegdeh
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No I just bit it off....
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You know what would be really funny?

If you had actually kept your umbilical cord for the 1st two years, that way you wouldn't need to learn to eat until your at least 3.
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yeh but id rather be pushed around in a pram that dragged around on a fleshy leash binding me even longer to my repulsive mother lol
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I wouldn't mind. Just something else you could show off at "Show and Tell" day at Elementary school. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"and this slimy thing here goes all the way up here and feeds me my mummy's nourishing goodness...."

it's be kinda gross when your mum was on a period though lol
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Create regulator valves so that you can choose what you eat.
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dunt think youd avoid the blood flow though...EW
anyways...back on topic before my vivid imagination gives me nightmares...
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You might want to recheck my username....
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Nightmare,Dec 8 2006
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You know what would be really funny?

If you had actually kept your umbilical cord for the 1st two years, that way you wouldn't need to learn to eat until your at least 3.

But if I kept it the first 2 years then I'd be 2 at that point, seeing as your zero when your born. But I think that about an hour after birth the placenta falls out of the mom so the umbilical cord would just connect you to a slimy purple organ that became useless after you fell out.
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Cinos Gohegdeh,Dec 11 2006
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Nightmare,Dec 8 2006
05:01 PM
You know what would be really funny?

If you had actually kept your umbilical cord for the 1st two years, that way you wouldn't need to learn to eat until your at least 3.

But if I kept it the first 2 years then I'd be 2 at that point, seeing as your zero when your born. But I think that about an hour after birth the placenta falls out of the mom so the umbilical cord would just connect you to a slimy purple organ that became useless after you fell out.

I know all that, but wouldn't it kind of be cool if you had those 2 years learning other crap before learning to eat on your own?
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With the lack of memory we have in those years, I doubt we'd learn that much in that extra time. Don't forget that we also wouldn't have a need to breathe through our nose or mouth, making for fun like "bet'cha you can't suffocate me with this pillow" or breath holding contests.
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See? Lots and lots of fun things to do.
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Yeah too bad you'd only be able to have these fun things to do with your imaginary friends, as somehow I think a kid who could play jumprope with his own body would not become extremely popular.
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You don't know that for sure though. Hell he could play Cowboy and use the unbilical cord as the lasso.
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ok pack it in now, this random and seriously weird convo worthy not even of my usual rambling when im home alone or talking to shane. if you can't keep it sensible then don't post-you're grossing me out and that was not what nightmare creatd it for
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