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corniest pick up line?
Topic Started: Jul 23 2007, 08:39 PM (339 Views)
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lol this has to be the worst ive experienced. one of my mates was having a laugh and he beckoned me over with his lil finger. i went over meanwhile thinking "weirdo...." and he announced " if i can make you come with my lil finger imagine what i could do with the rest" and i was just like "EW!!" lol he did it at school too lol. not good

any others?
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well when i first met shane he said "and what can i get you gorgeous?", giving me free stuff from the arcade, and then constantly commenting on how gorgeous he thought i was. oh and then he said "so can i have your number then?". i'll give him that he was direct.

at work i often get "I'll have 2 double cheeseburgers and your phone number" or when i ask if they want sugar with their coffees i sometimes get "only if its as sweet as you" or even just "you're fit, why are u workin here".

also had "is that a ladder in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven?", "get your coat you've pulled", "kiss me i need lipbalm fast", a woman said to me "you shouldnt be with him, you should be with me", a guy comes upto me takes some ice out of his drink puts it on the bar and breaks it and says "now the ice has broken lets have sex", god i think i'm just a slimeball magnet.

I've had less clever one's; "fancy a ride?" and "i'm hot your doable wanna have sex?".

now i'm depressed. ah well i have a lovely boyf!
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lol i got one the other day- ive lost my phone number can i have yours lol that did make me chuckle, but unfortunatlry for him, id seen him try it with about 5 other girls so i told him in less polite terms to go away lol
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Saz,Jul 23 2007
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lol this has to be the worst ive experienced. one of my mates was having a laugh and he beckoned me over with his lil finger. i went over meanwhile thinking "weirdo...." and he announced " if i can make you come with my lil finger imagine what i could do with the rest" and i was just like "EW!!" lol he did it at school too lol. not good

any others?

tws michael weren't it! i had that too!
i had 'i've lost my key can i stay at yours?' the other night in sheffield and the 'ice breaker' a few times. mostly i getfairly imaginative ones but thats mostly cos of the guys i'm out with at the time.
Although the worst has to be 'i've seen your tickets now check mine' it doesn't sound to bad but at the cinema my mate and me just burst into giggles.
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nope i had to suffer the attempted pick up from ashley lol- in the library, with people watching. lol how bout what we were saying to the guy in nsheff today? does that count lol
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nah that wasn't corny! twas all true weren't it ;)
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in the bedroom maybe, don't think it would be a suitable full time option for me- noone would wanna pay lol. if he wasnt so old it would have been interesting to szee just how interested he was lol
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why is it that wen ur in a relationship, people come on to u more, like when i went out a few months ago with shane, loads of my exes were there and they kept picking me up, squeezin my arse, kissin me (or at least attemptin to) and i think i must have got about 4 offers of sex in the time it takes for the leadmill to play the verse of any libertines song. i mean he was right there, though too inebriated to do wnything about it!!
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lol he is changing- he would have beat the crap out of anyone who touched me or even tried to lol. and i have about the same amount of offers- i thought the same while i was with shane, but i've had even more and many people trying to prove they aren't a***holes like my past bf/gf. tis very amusing and so much choice! just like to focus on one at a time tho if i focus lol. and i have done my fair share of flirtation lol
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Saz,Aug 28 2007
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in the bedroom maybe, don't think it would be a suitable full time option for me- noone would wanna pay lol. if he wasnt so old it would have been interesting to szee just how interested he was lol

err...if hes old whats Jamie! lol although neither would be permanant fixtures I have to say! Age is wisdom and wisdom is experience c'mon did I teach you nothing!
And admit it he was Fit As **** chugger man;) and i saw him frst so *ner* unless you wanna share!
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hmmm i like to be greedy when it concerns being in bed with someone thanks lol. i dont do sharing. but i look for people under 20 thanks so as cute as he was...
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I find an age gap better as male and females mature at different rates, look at the guys i talk to and you'll see! Also, theres some aspects where an experinced outlook is needed. Anyway, today someone bought me a coffee and said 'I didn't think a pick up line would help me any' i was all :o as he must have been late twenties! although i wasn't exactly caually dressed today:P
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i like some ecperience but more than three years is too much- they have to be a lil immature or 1. they arent so accepting of me or such a laugh and 2. think they will get to set all the rules and 3. think theyre smarter than me when this is not always the case lol. plus younger guys flirt better i find- theyre cheekier
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I'll have to take you out to an external learning environment (aka pub/club/bar) and give you a better education young lady! and you'de be surprised...up until 30 when a guy gets older post 20 he gets more immature! lol
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lol i said a LIL immature- theres such a thing as too much immaturty lol. and me thinks i also get plenty of external education thankyou lol i go out many times get drunk and make a fool of myself many times and get many phone numbers lol i dont even have to try pick up lines they just flock to me lol
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y'see i get 5 names and numbers when sober then i'm set for drinks all night...the other week in the yellow i must have had 20 drinks and didn't pay for any;) cheeky i know but its a luxury us girls have! hehe
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lol i need no chat up line i needmyspazz and hey presto cute guy on ym msn with webcam lol
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you too r lucky, i can never do that! i mean im lucky i have shane coz he loves and worships me but before him i'd have like one stalkerish slimeball persuing me for weeks at a time. i dont have the cock-magnet gift obviously
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i do its just as case of deciding- so many choices lol. i have a guy from nottingham rather eager to meet me lol so we going to meet up in a couple of weeks in sheff for a drink :D
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Oooo so you finally got that sorted missus;) I don'y go out with a huge group of girls...it's usually me, 5 guys and 2 lasses (gfs of 2 of the guys) so if i don't 'hook up' with someone my drinks are always covered :D it works well for all of us...5 guys and 3 girls and if theres one, or more, pervy guys about ts a bit of security:P
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