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Topic Started: May 2 2011, 02:25 AM (614 Views)
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This is the Thread where we will read the comic as Our Beloved Writer sends me the updates and you guys read them.




>>>[s ] Be The Other Guy




You are now the other guy. You survey your room and take note of your many INTERESTS. Among them are RETRO VIDEO GAMING, MUSICAL COMPOSITION, PLAYING BASS, and ADMIRING YOUSELF aswell as just being plain AWESOME. There is a BAG OF FLOUR on the floor
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Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 6 2011, 04:01 AM.
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>>>




You proceed to your LAPTOP located on your coffee table. As you're waiting for it to power up you remember the screen is broken. You feel quite silly. You really should do something about it

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>>>Jump up and down on your laptop and scream like a little girl




You go apeshit jumping up and down on your LAPTOP. Unfortunately, you forgot to switch your GENDERTYPE setting. It is currently set to VERILY EMASCULATED, rendering it impossible for you to release the scream being frantically put out by the little girl that dwells in the deepest regions of your biological and psycological makeup. Instead, you let out a cacophony of grunts like those accidentally released whenever you start ripping out mad wicked riffs.

Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 6 2011, 04:35 AM.
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>>>Consider what you have just done.




You consider what you have just done.

You stand atop the ruins of your once proud LAPTOP. In addition to a broken screen, it now posesses a trashed keyboard, a mangled motherboard, and an array of other fucked up components.

You suddenly feel inspired.

The BAG OF FLOUR is still on the floor
Edited by Gep, May 2 2011, 02:57 AM.
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>>>Reset Gender Type to it's correct setting.




You reset your GENDERTYPE to its UNFATHOMABLY ASEXUAL setting


Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 6 2011, 04:35 AM.
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>>>Reconsider what you did.





You reconsider what you just did to your laptop.

You're caught between intense feelings of angry remorse and not giving a cockshit about it. Make up your mind already.

Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 2 2011, 10:14 PM.
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>>>Play videogames.





You couldn't give less of a shit than you do. That thing was stupid anyways.

You decide to play one of your RETRO VIDEO GAMES. You have a wide variety of titles to choose from.

You still feel very inspired.


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>>>Play Problem Sleuth




You cannot play PROBLEM SLEUTH as the BAG OF FLOUR is still lying on the floor.


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>>>Play "The Legend of Zelda"





You cannot play LEGEND OF ZELDA as the BAG OF FLOUR is still lying on the floor.
Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 6 2011, 04:04 AM.
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>>>





You retrive the BAG OF FLOUR from the floor.

Your GAME ALL CONSOLE is added to your inventory


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