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Topic Started: May 2 2011, 02:25 AM (620 Views)
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>>>Jump up and down on the Game All Console and scream like a little girl.





You suddenly get the uncontrolable urge to mutilate the GAME ALL CONSOLE like you did with your computer.

As you poise yourself for another round of apeshitstry, you suddenly reconsider what you're about to do. Are you sure about this?


Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 6 2011, 03:53 AM.
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You decide the hell with it, you already charged up your apeshit meter and you're not about to waste it.

You charge at the console with reckless abandon.


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>>>Respond your friend calling you on the cellphone.





Your phone suddenly goes off, but you can't answer it right now as you are mid-leap in being awesome.

As you are about to land on the GAME ALL CONSOLE, the DATA CAVITY in the device bursts open and waves of cybernetic audacity make sure not only that your APESHIT meter goes to a moral draining waste but that you get a taste of your own medicine as well.

You'd say it tastes a lot like seltzer water.

The blast knocks you backwards, conveniently dumping you next to your phone. You answer it.


Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 6 2011, 03:50 AM.
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You answer the phone but nothing happens. Neither party says anything. Maybe you should try being the other guy, as he has not yet been introduced, and therefore cannot be part of this phone conversation, especially if you're just going to sit there admiring the rank flavor just recently shoved down your throat without saying anything yourself.


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>>>You scoff at this concept. John spoke perfectly well with Rose, Dave and Jade before they were introduced.
Begin the conversation.





Who are these people you're suddenly thinking of? You're pretty sure these people never actually existed and never will through out the course of this awesome adventure. The line remains quiet while you fumble with your own thoughts.


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>>>Yell something stupid into the phone.





You shout a number of random words into the reciever. It sounds something like "You have no idea the horseshit I've been through today."
You're awfully good at shouting random words


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Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 2 2011, 10:17 PM.
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>>>Find a way to hang up respectfully.




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Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 15 2011, 05:06 AM.
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>>>Suddenly remember that you don't remember your own name.





Of course you have a name. You're quite sure that you always have and always will.

You have however not thought about your name for weeks. Maybe it's about time you did.


Edited by Gep, May 2 2011, 03:04 AM.
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