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>>>Obtain a primary weapon.





You decide your WOODEN SWORD isn't good enough to serve as your PRIMARY WEAPON. Maybe one of your other swords will be better suited. You obtain your THORN SWORD, WOODEN SHORT SWORD, WOODEN BOKEN, and WOODEN GEAR SWORD. You also take the handle from your old WOODEN GREAT SWORD which broke a while ago. None of these are very useful.

You take a peek inside your WOODEN CHEST hoping it will yield a non-wooden weapon.
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>>>





Hurray! You reap the rewards of sleuthing with your ORANGE CURVED KNIFE.
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>>>TP: Do something sensible




You are now Timothy Poindexter. You have finally managed to leave your bathroom after shitting your DEFECANCE stat out. You figure you should check your stats now. It's actually the only thing you can do right now since you're so exhausted.

STATUS REPORT:
APLOMB 173+
BOTTLE 85
CHOLER 105
DEFECANCE 0+ (APEKIND)

Thanks to your little excursion to the lavatory, your APLOMB stat has been cut in half. God you're glad no one will ever know what happened in there. It should soon be nothing more than a faint memory as the stat is already recovering.

Your BOTTLE has increased to a statifactory level. That shit took some serious guts to deal with. Additionally, you managed to use up the unfavorable portion of your CHOLER.

Your DEFECANCE is gone. At least now you can start recovering some of it.

You feel like doing something sensible.
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>>>Obtain a primary weapon.





You suddenly remember you don't have a weapon with which to defend yourself. You will obviously need one if you're to venture out to lunch with your comrades.
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>>>[s ] Play your drumset





Did I mention you occassionally disown your bass in favor of the drumset you own? I'm quite sure I did.
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>>>





Taking the time to play that lovely piece has cleared your head a bit, and you've had a stunning revelation.

You don't need a weapon! Ah. Ha. Ha.
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>>>Grab something to use as blunt force object





You reiterate, you don't need a weapon. Your BOTTLE stat, even in its ramified state, ensures that no one would ever dare lay a finger on you.

You do admit though that inanimate objects don't give a shit about your BOTTLE. They couldn't if they wanted to, and they're certainly incapable of desire anyways. But you're sure that if they could, they'd want to give shits and fucks about you all day. Your BOTTLE increases.

But enough utopian ponderance. Time to get your blunt on.

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>>>Get your blunt on





You quickly scour your room. There is a manglefucked LAPTOP sitting on your desk. On the floor infront of it is the unmanglefucked GAConsole. To the left of your desk is a shelf you use to stash all of your RETRO VIDEO GAMES and MUSIC CDS. You also keep a cherished CORALINE DOLL on the shelf. Across the room from the desk is your bed, under which are many drawers which serve to hold your clothes. 90 degrees counter clockwise from your desk or clockwise from your bed is your bedroom window, under wich is the drumset you just played, leftward of which is your bass.

You also have a closet. It is rightward of your desk.
Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 8 2011, 01:56 AM.
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>>>Inspect thine closet





What closet? All you see is the entrance to your APECAVE
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>>>Inspect thine apecave and decend stairs




You cross the threshold of your door to find that in leu of stairs there are a series of monkey bars bridging a massive chasm standing between you and the botanical archway leading into your pongidae sanctuary.

Sucks for you. You haven't built up enough APESHIT to use the monkey bars.

You exit the cavern, shutting the door behind you.
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