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Topic Started: May 2 2011, 02:25 AM (616 Views)
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>>>Wonder how in the name of all shit you have a cave in your house





What cave? All you see is your closet door.
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>>>Frankenstein: stop having a head ache





Timm Millstein refuses to follow any commands until properly addressed

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>>>Locate birth certificate to verify name





This is an excelent idea. Time to sort this silly name shit out once and for all. You prompty retrive your BIRTH CERTIFICATE from its place wedged into your bookself and read it out loud to make sure there is no mistake that your name is truly...

definitively....

without a doubt.....

"Frank Miller Stein"

...Frank M. Stein

........

Frankenstein.
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>>>





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>>>





Well, it's safe to say you're never gonna have to worry about not having any HORSESHIT ever again.
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>>>Check your stats





You decide to check your stats since (1) you're still reeling in befuddlement from this sudden usurpance of your name and (2) you're the only character left that hasn't.


STATUS REPORT
APLOMB 122
BOTTLE 43
CHOLER 248+
DEFECANCE 300 (HORSEKIND)

Due to the recent development in events, it is now impossible for your DEFECANCE to fall below a certain point. To boot, your naturally high CHOLER has recieved a boost.

Your APLOMB and BOTTLE have remained unchanged, so you're still a reasonably cool and fairly cowardly person.

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>>>TP: Get your blunt on already!





While you wait for your APESHIT to finish recovering you set about getting your blunt on.

Oh screw it. You'll just take everything in your room with you.
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>>>





What the hell is wrong with you and just what do you think you're doing? Your inventory is the size of a breadbox and there is no way you'd ever be able to fit the contents of your room into it. You could probably fit more into the empty cavity in your head if you weren't so lazy. In fact, it'd be safe to just refer to your inventory as a BREADBOX from now on.
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You begrudgingly expend some of your calories and reach under your bed/drawers in hopes of finding a quick solution to your armament issue.

To your delight, your retrieve a METAL BAR left over from assembling the monkey bars in your closet. You equip the bar and quickly fill up the rest of the space in your inventory with the GAConsole, the remains of your LAPTOP, and a stray bottle of SELTZER WATER lying around your room.

This BREADBOX sucks.
Edited by Gep, May 8 2011, 05:13 AM.
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>>>Drink the seltzer





You decide it's time to finally get your blunt on once and for all by imbuing your bottle of SELTZER.

You gently remove its covering to reveal the hole from which your liquid destiny will flow. You can almost feel it pulsating with moist exitement and your mouth fills with saliva to reciprocate the wetness. You slowly bring the two orifices closer together. Every part of your being is in agreement with what you're doing; your choked up inventory, your rising APESHIT, even your asexually affiliated GENDERTYPE. Yes...this is right...and this is good.
Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 16 2011, 04:01 AM.
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