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Florid Flowers; The story that this forum exists for
Topic Started: May 2 2011, 02:25 AM (613 Views)
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>>>Batcave?





Oh, that.

One sec.
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>>>Exit thine WAREHOUSE





You bring down the door to your WAREHOUSE and turn your attention to your previously DEAD PERSON SHIT DEAD PERSON
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>>>Disembowel thine skeleton





That....that's a little...um...vague........

Of course we're talking about the fake skeleton you keep running into and being complete, corpse fucking idiots, since you can't disembowel the inanimate and bowel-lacking. What else would we be talking about? You? Why would we want you to disembowel yourself? Do you really think you're that fucking special? And you still can't disembowel a skeleton you post hero justice league reject.
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>>>Enter thine BATCAVE





Well, at least that last command kept you from flipping your shit and slashing your fake skeleton, and thusly your eyebrows. Seriously, nice derailment job back there guys.

What's that? OH! The BATCAVE! Right.
Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, Jun 28 2012, 11:08 PM.
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>>>Get on with it





You'd love to. Really you would. But remember that part about filling up your BATCAVE with BATSHIT?

Well. That already happened. And frankly, you're not BATSHIT enough to go back in there just yet. And even if you were, why would you? It's like picking up an orange rupee when you're kid Link and only have the 99 rupee limit wallet. Unless you have something to rain your SHIT STORM on as soon as you open it up, there's really no reason to go in there.
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