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Topic Started: May 8 2011, 12:21 PM (49 Views)
perplexingTheorist
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Maybe someone can explain the stat system that keeps being referred to in the story, because I only know what deficance does....
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Gep
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The Almighty Producer
Aplomb is Awesomeness
Bottle is Courage
Choler is anger
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perplexingTheorist
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Herpington Derp
lol okay, makes more sense now.
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bespectacledLibrarian
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The Beloved Writer (And Hiatus Fucked Your Face)
Additionally:

APLOMB = Coolness
BOTTLE = Bravery
Choler = Anger
DEFECANCE is the special stat

Stats references:

APLOMB:
-100 - Someone wants you dead, AND EVERYONE AGREES
-50 - Nobody likes you, go away
0 - You suck
50 - You're ok
100 - You know people
150 - People know you
200 - You're the kind of person people wish they were
300 - People listen to what you say no matter how stupid it is
400 - Anyone will shit on command if told to do so by you (aka you're famous)
500 - (you're super famous)
500+ - Why would you ever need to be this cool?

BOTTLE:
-100 - You're afraid to get up in the morning
-50 - You're afraid to go to sleep at night
0 - You coward!
50 - You're a wimp
100 - You're about the average
150 - You've got balls
200 - You've got balls of steel (jumping out of a window)
300 - Show up to a knife fight with a spoon
400 - Show up to a gun fight WITH THE SAME SPOON!
500 - The Triforce of Courage is slowly materializing on your hand with each passing second.
500+ - Fuck you Farore

CHOLER:
-200 - Gamzee had one too many pies
-100 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON?
-50 - What are you on?
0 - Get bent
50 - Push over
100 - That more like it, now you're looking human
150 - You're going to punch something
200 - You're about to punch someone's life in the face
300 - Someone's shit is going to get fucking ruined
400 - Anyone you touch explodes on contact
500 - Chill the fuck out you're about to have an aneurysm
500+ - Your rage has transcended the material plane.


Ambigous
0 - Horrible
100 - Average
200 - Exceptional
300 - Dangerous
400 - Should not exist
500 - God Teir
+500 - Fuck Bitches
++500 - Fuck The Police
Edited by bespectacledLibrarian, May 11 2011, 10:36 AM.
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