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| The Secret Origins of Sean; Alternate Title: A Really Lame Backstory | |
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| Sean | Sep 29 2007, 09:25 PM Post #1 |
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I figure some humor might be appreciated. It was suggested I make an origins epilogue, so I did. This has to be possibly both a really bad and a really good origins epilogue. Just a heads up, Naoshi is supposed to be Enker not Metalman in this. The Secret Origins of Sean Alternate Title: A Really Lame Backstory By Sean(Dustman) *It was a dark and stormy night, but that didn't really matter since Sean was with Naoshi at a McDonald's. No matter the wheather, a scene taking place in McDonald's just can be threatening.* Sean: So want to hear my backstory? Naoshi: Why tell me this? Sean: Because I think it would be cool to finally tell someone. Naoshi: Why not tell your team? Sean: AM and Rebel already know. Naoshi: What about the new members? Sean: I don't even know if they will still be there next week. Anyways not telling them lets me pretend to be mysterious like Gauntlet. So do you want to hear this or not? Naoshi: Fine, it better be good. Sean: Don't worry it will be. It all started with the original Dustman- Naoshi: What was his name? Sean: Why would I know? Who bothers learning the names of those they replace? Lets just call him Old Dustman. Naoshi: You can't do that. Sean: Fine, I'll ask Rebel. *takes out a cell phone and dials a number* Hello, Rebel? Yeah, can you tell me the name of the old Dustman? Really? Thanks. *hangs up* Apparently he went by GDT. Naoshi: What does that stand for? Sean: I didn't know his name in the first place, why would I know what the ancronym stood for? Naoshi: Call him back. Sean: Fine. *takes out his cell phone again* Naoshi wants to know what GDT stands for. Really? No, seriously? Okay, if you say so. *hangs up* Apparently it stands for Good Doggy Treat. Naoshi: Is that really what he said. Sean: Yeah, do you want to call him? *holds out the cell phone* Naoshi: Sure. *takes the cell phone* Hey, Rebel. Does it really stand for Good Doggy Treat? Really? Wow. *hangs up and hands the cell phone back* Sean: Told you so. Naoshi: Maybe Old Dustman would of been better. Sean: Too late now, I'm using Good Doggy Treat. Naoshi: That is so rediculous sounding though! Sean: Fine, GDT good? Naoshi: Fine. Sean: Anyways, it started when GDT didn't really have time for the team any more. *flashback* GDT: Eh, I'm really too busy for this stuff now. The others are kicking me off, so I guess I might as well save them the trouble and find a replacement anyways. *back to McDonald's* Naoshi: WAIT! He actually didn't care about getting replaced? Sean: Dustman are not very emotional apparently. Anyways, *back to flashback* GDT: Wait, what am I supposed to do to get a replacement? *standing outside the Citadel and looks around* I don't really know what would be good. *Suddenly GDT sees someone walking down the street* GDT: That guy should be good enough. *runs over and grabs the guy off the street and drags him into the Citadel* Hey everyone I found a replacement? Random Guy: What are you talking about? And will you put me down? GDT: You know about Megaman teams right? *drops the guy on the ground* Random Guy: Yeah. GDT: Well I'm getting kicked off so this team needs a new Dustman. Random Guy: Shouldn't you be upset about getting fired? GDT: Eh, its not that big of a deal. *The rest of the CC walk in* AM: Wow, thanks GDT. So what is the kid's name? Random Guy: Sean. Rebel: Well I guess we should transfer the Dustman armor to you. Follow us. *The CC take Sean to another room with two giant metal chairs both having a series of wires connected to a small PC in the corner of the room* AM: Usually the Robot Master dies and the armor is just passed on, so we aren't exactly sure how just giving your armor away works. This machine should at least do something. *Sean and GDT each sit down on one of the chairs* Rebel: Here goes nothing. *presses a few keys on the PC* I didn't mean that literally! Sean: Here, I'll fix it. *gets up and takes the keyboard and mouse away from Rebel. Starts to rapidly type and then unplugs a few of the wires only to plug them back into different ports* Now try. *takes his seat* Rebel: *presses a few keys* Hey, its working. *Suddenly in a flash of light, GDT was made simply GDT and Sean was turned into Dustman* GDT: Cool, I guess I'll be leaving. Good luck, everyone. *walks out* AM: Wow, that was anticlimatic. *End of flashback, back to McDonald's* Naoshi: Sean? Sean: Yes? Naoshi: That was the worst backstory ever. Sean: Yeah, why do you think I've never told it before? Naoshi: *bangs head on table* *The End* |
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Dustman of Cossack's Comrades | |
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| Makenshi | Sep 29 2007, 09:31 PM Post #2 |
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Mr. Prog cosplaying as Donatello
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A bit simple, but I enjoyed it nonetheless and it made me lulz. Good job 8D |
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Waveman of the Ascendant Androids Slashman of Drastic Measures Sam Barber of Tumblr | |
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