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The Organization XIII Interview; With SKY!
Topic Started: Dec 4 2007, 09:17 PM (260 Views)
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//Tina Belcher groan//
SKY: Good day, my name is SKY.

Person in audience: But your name is Susan!

SKY: ... ASTRO CRUSH! *meteors pile on top of the person* Anyone else?

...

SKY: Good. So, anyway, before our interruption... I am SKY, and I will be called SKY. Today, we will have interviews with my favorite group of evil-doers, the Orga-

(Stares from the MMC members hit SKY)

SKY: Besides the Robot Masters! They're my second favorite!

(boos from the crowd)

SKY: You must cooperate! *pulls out a grenade launcher*

(silence)

SKY: ... The Organization XIII, which includes of... *points to a doorway* Number 1, AKA "The Superior"... XEMNAS!

(Xemnas comes out doing the hammer dance)

SKY: Here's one of my favorites. Number 2... XIGBAR!

(Xigbar backflips out)

SKY: Another favorite. Number 3... XALDIN!

(Xaldin drops from the ceiling)

SKY: Number 4... VI- er, VEXEN!

Vexen: *frowns*

SKY: Number 5... LEXAEUS! Number 6... ZEXION! Number 7... SAIX!

(Lexaues, Zexion, and Saix walk out calmly)

SKY: Number 8... AXEL!

(Axel appears in a blast of fire)

SKY: Number 9... DEMYX!

(Demyx pops up out of a puddle of water in the crowd)

SKY: My most favorite! Number 10... MY SEXY- um... LUXORD!

(Luxord walks out with his hands in his pockets)

SKY: Number 11... MARLUXIA! And his partner in crime, number 12... LARXENE!

Larxene: I'm NOT his partner!

SKY: And maybe the most popular member, number 13... ROXAS!!!

(girls in the crowd start screaming and cheering)

SKY: Aight... SHUT UP Y'ALL!

(they stop)

SKY: Good. So, these questions are forwarded to all of you.

Roxas: What?

SKY: We have questions to ask all of you. And by we, I mean me and the crew. So, here's the first one. What's it like being a member of the Organization XIII?

Lexaeus: IT'S *bleep*ING AWESOME!

Vexen: Geez, why isn't your title "The Tall-arse Pottymouth"?!

EDITS (I accidentally clicked on "post new topic"... *sweatdrop*)

Lexaeus: Dunno.

Luxord: Well, it depends upon who you are. If you're Saix, it's like being in heaven with your most favorite dead person. But if you're Marluxia, it's like being in hell with Satan and Damien.

SKY: *smiles* Words of wisdom.

Xaldin: Feh! I could say better.

SKY: Hee hee! Alright, we have to go to a commercial break, so we'll see ya in a few minutes!

*loud applause*
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