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| Dr. Suess' How Cutman Killed Christmas; A Christams Poem | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 21 2007, 11:49 AM (748 Views) | |
| anime master | Dec 21 2007, 11:49 AM Post #1 |
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Every Robot Master in Monsteropolis Liked Christmas A Lot But Cutman Who Lived Under Arizona Did Not He Hated Christman The Whole Christmas Season Well It’s Really Clear Why, And Here is the Reason The General Hates Humans and All They Stand For Everything They Made He Simply Abhors Staring At His TV With a Most Malicious Frown He Thought of Killing Everyone Down in That Town “And They Are Acting All Merry,” He Snarled With a Sneer “I Wish This Christmas Would Just Disappear! For Tomorrow I Know They Will Act All Kind Why They Act Like Humans Escapes My Mind Then They All Will Sit Down And Eat a Feast I Cant Grasp How They Eat Like Those Human Beasts Then They Will Do Something That Makes My Head Start Ringing They Stand Hand In Blaster…Then They All Will Start Singing! For Far Too Long I have Put Up With Now I Must Stop This Christmas From Coming…But How?” And Then He Appeared Like Only He Can It Was That Floating Puzzle…Mesmerman! “I Know Exactly What We Shall Do! We Shall Go Kill Them All, and the Humans Too!” “That’s an Idea!” Cutman Laughed From his Throat “We Shall Disguise Ourselves with a Santa Hat and Coat. I as Santa and You as my Elf However I get to Kill Croq Myself!” And They Fashioned Themselves Their Outfits With Speed For Their Motives Were Compelled with Killing and Greed. Their Work Finally Done They Went out to Slay To Kill All The Fools On This Christmas Day First to Russia in the Halls of the Citadel They Killed Everybody, They Jingled Their Bells Then to Skull Castle Where With Glee They Killed the Old Man And Made Woodman into a Tree Then At Last to the City Where It All Began It Was Time to Initiate Their Master Plan All of the Blood All of the Gore This Was a Gift Not Bought In a Store In Time They Were Done And There Were No Cries For In That Small Time, Everybody Died! And What Happened Then, In Elysium They Say General Cutman Ruled The World That Christmas Day. Of Course He Woke Up That Next Morn And Screamed And Realized What Had Just Happened Was Just a Dream. Merry Christmas Everyone! |
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| Jet | Dec 21 2007, 01:06 PM Post #2 |
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Hahaha! That was fantastic AM! Merry Christmas to you too. I hope you do more of these in time. X3 |
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| Enigma | Dec 21 2007, 01:19 PM Post #3 |
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XD I loved it. Especially the ending. Good work. |
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| Avi | Dec 21 2007, 03:49 PM Post #4 |
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Haha, nice rhyming. Gotta love Dr. Seuss. You're a mean one, General Cuts~ |
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| IMYELLINGATUGAUNTLET | Dec 21 2007, 08:01 PM Post #5 |
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“We Shall Disguise Ourselves with a Santa Hat and Coat. I as Santa and You as my Elf However I get to Kill Croq Myself!” I laughed at that part. XD CROQ~!!! |
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| REX Barron | Dec 21 2007, 08:52 PM Post #6 |
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It wasn't the Crorq part that got me, but it was the visual of General Cutman disguised as Santa Claus and Mesmer as an elf that got me to lawl. I think it's clear that AM likes Christmas more than any Cossack's other current or former Comrades, between this poem, the videos he made and the two CC Christmas epilogues that he wrote. And Merry Christmas to AM, while I'm at it. |
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| anime master | Dec 21 2007, 09:46 PM Post #7 |
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...I wrote two Christmas Epilogues? I know I wrote one ages ago (I think our second or third epilogue) but I dont recall a second. Though there was that Nightmare Before Christmas Special I wrote when I joined the community. Oh well. A Very Merry Christmas to All! |
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| REX Barron | Dec 21 2007, 09:51 PM Post #8 |
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Then who wrote "A Day in the Life of Kalinka"? It doesn't look like anyone was credited. |
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| anime master | Dec 21 2007, 10:08 PM Post #9 |
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I'll be damned. That IS a Christmas Story in the end. Wow.![]() I NEEDED to do this. |
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| IMYELLINGATUGAUNTLET | Dec 21 2007, 10:54 PM Post #10 |
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That picture is freaking awesome. Mesmer-chan looks soooo happy XD Aww, look at him! Also, Anime, I love your Windows Movie Maker stuff! MOAR. I want to animate some of the Lastly, where is your avatar from!? It looks so familiar... Sorry to be off topic, but I'm curious '_'; |
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| Splash Warfly | Dec 21 2007, 11:01 PM Post #11 |
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Best. Picture. Ever. It looks better than I pictured it. *thinking*I wonder what an animated version of this would be like...*/thinking* |
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| anime master | Dec 21 2007, 11:12 PM Post #12 |
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If I had a mic, I would do that. Alas, it is being repaired. My avatar is from a childrens movie called the Big Rock Candy Mountains by Wee Sing. In it, a little girl and her talking bears go down her slide into a trippy place called the Big Rock Candy Mountains. There she meets a Rastafarian Cat, a Ribbon Wearing Unicorn (I think), and a wise old owl named Procster, pictured in my avatar. |
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| IMYELLINGATUGAUNTLET | Dec 22 2007, 02:25 AM Post #13 |
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HA! I watched that a hundred times as a child, no wonder why. I remember the song going like, "In Big Rock Candy Mountain, you don't have to change your socks..." And that owl is all, "Salllutatioons..." |
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| Iga | Dec 22 2007, 05:43 AM Post #14 |
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![]() Oh well, at least he gets a mention, and that's sweet. The whole thing was great man, you did a good job. |
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| Naoshi | Dec 22 2007, 09:52 AM Post #15 |
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JKFLGADGDKAGHGAKHGAGHKAD? skjfsdjdgsd! :)
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...LOL, er I mean poor Iga. :< That was pretty awesome, AM. And that drawing wins. |
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| Hunter_Chameleon | Dec 22 2007, 09:54 AM Post #16 |
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Just awesome. The drawing is a perfect touch.
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Now a full-time Communist. Combatron Chronicles - Transformers RP awaits you ! | |
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| anime master | Dec 22 2007, 12:17 PM Post #17 |
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Flash knows of the awesomeness that is Big Rock Candy Mountains. Flash rules. |
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| anime master | Dec 26 2007, 08:58 AM Post #18 |
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The Animated Version of It! I made it as a Christmas Card for the Community. I no have access to Adobe Audition, so no Robot Effects. Plus a cameo (by request) by a special member of our community not mentioned in the poem. Edit: Youtube Version FINALLY UP! |
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| Gauntlet101010 | Dec 28 2007, 12:58 AM Post #19 |
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Finally checked it out! The mouth blinking when they aren't talking bugs me a bit, but other than that it was very nice and very funny. |
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| anime master | Dec 28 2007, 10:46 AM Post #20 |
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Yeah it was supposed to be them laughing, but it didnt work out like I expected. I should have added "HAHAHA!" to the slide. |
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