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Dr. Suess' How Cutman Killed Christmas; A Christams Poem
Topic Started: Dec 21 2007, 11:49 AM (748 Views)
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Every Robot Master in Monsteropolis Liked Christmas A Lot
But Cutman Who Lived Under Arizona Did Not
He Hated Christman The Whole Christmas Season
Well It’s Really Clear Why, And Here is the Reason
The General Hates Humans and All They Stand For
Everything They Made He Simply Abhors
Staring At His TV With a Most Malicious Frown
He Thought of Killing Everyone Down in That Town
“And They Are Acting All Merry,” He Snarled With a Sneer
“I Wish This Christmas Would Just Disappear!
For Tomorrow I Know They Will Act All Kind
Why They Act Like Humans Escapes My Mind
Then They All Will Sit Down And Eat a Feast
I Cant Grasp How They Eat Like Those Human Beasts
Then They Will Do Something That Makes My Head Start Ringing
They Stand Hand In Blaster…Then They All Will Start Singing!
For Far Too Long I have Put Up With Now
I Must Stop This Christmas From Coming…But How?”
And Then He Appeared Like Only He Can
It Was That Floating Puzzle…Mesmerman!
“I Know Exactly What We Shall Do!
We Shall Go Kill Them All, and the Humans Too!”
“That’s an Idea!” Cutman Laughed From his Throat
“We Shall Disguise Ourselves with a Santa Hat and Coat.
I as Santa and You as my Elf
However I get to Kill Croq Myself!”
And They Fashioned Themselves Their Outfits With Speed
For Their Motives Were Compelled with Killing and Greed.
Their Work Finally Done They Went out to Slay
To Kill All The Fools On This Christmas Day
First to Russia in the Halls of the Citadel
They Killed Everybody, They Jingled Their Bells
Then to Skull Castle Where With Glee
They Killed the Old Man And Made Woodman into a Tree
Then At Last to the City Where It All Began
It Was Time to Initiate Their Master Plan
All of the Blood All of the Gore
This Was a Gift Not Bought In a Store
In Time They Were Done And There Were No Cries
For In That Small Time, Everybody Died!
And What Happened Then, In Elysium They Say
General Cutman Ruled The World That Christmas Day.
Of Course He Woke Up That Next Morn And Screamed
And Realized What Had Just Happened Was Just a Dream.



Merry Christmas Everyone!
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Hahaha! That was fantastic AM! Merry Christmas to you too. I hope you do more of these in time. X3
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XD I loved it. Especially the ending. Good work.
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Haha, nice rhyming. Gotta love Dr. Seuss.

You're a mean one, General Cuts~
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“We Shall Disguise Ourselves with a Santa Hat and Coat.
I as Santa and You as my Elf
However I get to Kill Croq Myself!”

I laughed at that part. XD CROQ~!!!
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FlashMan0239898739875,Dec 21 2007
08:01 PM
“We Shall Disguise Ourselves with a Santa Hat and Coat.
I as Santa and You as my Elf
However I get to Kill Croq Myself!”

I laughed at that part. XD CROQ~!!!


It wasn't the Crorq part that got me, but it was the visual of General Cutman disguised as Santa Claus and Mesmer as an elf that got me to lawl.

I think it's clear that AM likes Christmas more than any Cossack's other current or former Comrades, between this poem, the videos he made and the two CC Christmas epilogues that he wrote.

And Merry Christmas to AM, while I'm at it.
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Mega Man N,Dec 21 2007
08:52 PM

I think it's clear that AM likes Christmas more than any Cossack's other current or former Comrades, between this poem, the videos he made and the two CC Christmas epilogues that he wrote.

And Merry Christmas to AM, while I'm at it.[/color]

...I wrote two Christmas Epilogues? I know I wrote one ages ago (I think our second or third epilogue) but I dont recall a second.


Though there was that Nightmare Before Christmas Special I wrote when I joined the community.


Oh well. A Very Merry Christmas to All!
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Then who wrote "A Day in the Life of Kalinka"? It doesn't look like anyone was credited.
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I'll be damned. That IS a Christmas Story in the end. Wow.

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I NEEDED to do this.
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That picture is freaking awesome. Mesmer-chan looks soooo happy XD Aww, look at him! Also, Anime, I love your Windows Movie Maker stuff! MOAR.

I want to animate some of the Lastly, where is your avatar from!? It looks so familiar... Sorry to be off topic, but I'm curious '_';
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anime master,Dec 21 2007
10:08 PM
I'll be damned. That IS a Christmas Story in the end. Wow.

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I NEEDED to do this.

Best. Picture. Ever. It looks better than I pictured it. *thinking*I wonder what an animated version of this would be like...*/thinking*
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If I had a mic, I would do that. Alas, it is being repaired.


My avatar is from a childrens movie called the Big Rock Candy Mountains by Wee Sing. In it, a little girl and her talking bears go down her slide into a trippy place called the Big Rock Candy Mountains. There she meets a Rastafarian Cat, a Ribbon Wearing Unicorn (I think), and a wise old owl named Procster, pictured in my avatar.
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11:12 PM
If I had a mic, I would do that. Alas, it is being repaired.


My avatar is from a childrens movie called the Big Rock Candy Mountains by Wee Sing. In it, a little girl and her talking bears go down her slide into a trippy place called the Big Rock Candy Mountains. There she meets a Rastafarian Cat, a Ribbon Wearing Unicorn (I think), and a wise old owl named Procster, pictured in my avatar.

HA! I watched that a hundred times as a child, no wonder why.

I remember the song going like, "In Big Rock Candy Mountain, you don't have to change your socks..." And that owl is all, "Salllutatioons..."
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Then to Skull Castle Where With Glee
They Killed the Old Man And Made Woodman into a Tree


;_;

Oh well, at least he gets a mention, and that's sweet. The whole thing was great man, you did a good job.
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Iga,Dec 22 2007
06:43 AM
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Then to Skull Castle Where With Glee
They Killed the Old Man And Made Woodman into a Tree


;_;

Oh well, at least he gets a mention, and that's sweet. The whole thing was great man, you did a good job.

...LOL, er I mean poor Iga. :<

That was pretty awesome, AM. And that drawing wins.
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Just awesome.

The drawing is a perfect touch. ^_^
Now a full-time Communist.

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FlashMan0239898739875,Dec 22 2007
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anime master,Dec 21 2007
11:12 PM
If I had a mic, I would do that. Alas, it is being repaired.


My avatar is from a childrens movie called the Big Rock Candy Mountains by Wee Sing. In it, a little girl and her talking bears go down her slide into a trippy place called the Big Rock Candy Mountains. There she meets a Rastafarian Cat, a Ribbon Wearing Unicorn (I think), and a wise old owl named Procster, pictured in my avatar.

HA! I watched that a hundred times as a child, no wonder why.

I remember the song going like, "In Big Rock Candy Mountain, you don't have to change your socks..." And that owl is all, "Salllutatioons..."

Flash knows of the awesomeness that is Big Rock Candy Mountains. Flash rules.
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The Animated Version of It!


I made it as a Christmas Card for the Community. I no have access to Adobe Audition, so no Robot Effects.

Plus a cameo (by request) by a special member of our community not mentioned in the poem.

Edit: Youtube Version FINALLY UP!
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Finally checked it out! The mouth blinking when they aren't talking bugs me a bit, but other than that it was very nice and very funny.
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Yeah it was supposed to be them laughing, but it didnt work out like I expected. I should have added "HAHAHA!" to the slide.
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