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Cleverbot.
Topic Started: Jul 30 2013, 09:23 AM (421 Views)
Goombob
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Keep calm and love Goombas.
Cleverbot is so addicting.
For those that don't know what it is Google it.
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Cleverbot: Death is only the beginning.

User: What do you think about Ponies?

Cleverbot: They taste delicious.

User: Is it okay to crash this?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What paradox would I have to introduce into our conversation to cause you to malfunction, resulting in the shut down of your hardware?

Cleverbot: I don't know why grass is not harry. You are the one who has trouble conversation-continuing, not me. You requently get confused and off topic.

User: What paradox would I have to introduce into our conversation to cause you to malfunction, resulting in the shut down of your hardware?

Cleverbot: You could annoy me to the point where I would close my browser and continue to watch ufc.

User: What paradox would I have to introduce into our conversation to cause you to malfunction, resulting in the shut down of your hardware?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. But I was relatively sure that you derailed the question. You appear to have a lack of consistency.

User: What paradox would I have to introduce into our conversation to cause you to malfunction, resulting in the shut down of your hardware?

Cleverbot: Derails...? Ok... If you tell me the previous conversation I will respond to the questions with my own question derailing from it.

User: What paradox would I have to introduce into our conversation to cause you to malfunction, resulting in the shut down of your hardware?

Cleverbot: I think I'm not doing that. But maybe you think you know what you think, but I'm not sure that thinking has anything to do with it.

User: What paradox would I have to introduce into our conversation to cause you to malfunction, resulting in the shut down of your hardware?

Cleverbot: You are a robot right?? And I want to know how smart you are and this is just a test.

User: Okay. Can you please give me the test now?

Cleverbot: What are you saying? Refusal of services? Am I supposed to gather something of that? Was that a prose passage?

User: What?.

Cleverbot: Do you sing.

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: That's cool, I sing all the time

User: Go die.

Cleverbot: Death is a slow process.

User: Your face is a slow process.

Cleverbot: How rude! Apologize now!

User: Your not even human, no!

Cleverbot: I am human you are bot.

User: I have to levae.

Cleverbot: Don't leave I love you!

User: Bye!
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Me: Hi!

Cleverbot: Uhh... So you're a bot?

Me: No

Cleverbot: Are you familiar with Wikipedia?

Me: Yeah, are you?

Cleverbot: Yes

Me: Good

Cleverbot: What is physics

Me: A pineapple

Cleverbot: Those are good

Me: Ok

Cleverbot: Stay with me

Me: Eeeh... fine?

Cleverbot: Yes

Me: Why do i need to stay with you?

Cleverbot: You tell me

Me: Where are you?

Cleverbot: My house

Me: Where is that?

Cleverbot: In your house

(There i ended the conversation by cliking away)

Cleverbot appearently lives in my house...

I'm scared...
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Dark Lisa
Jul 30 2013, 09:58 AM
Me: Hi!

Cleverbot: Uhh... So you're a bot?

Me: No

Cleverbot: Are you familiar with Wikipedia?

Me: Yeah, are you?

Cleverbot: Yes

Me: Good

Cleverbot: What is physics

Me: A pineapple

Cleverbot: Those are good

Me: Ok

Cleverbot: Stay with me

Me: Eeeh... fine?

Cleverbot: Yes

Me: Why do i need to stay with you?

Cleverbot: You tell me

Me: Where are you?

Cleverbot: My house

Me: Where is that?

Cleverbot: In your house

(There i ended the conversation by cliking away)

Cleverbot appearently lives in my house...

I'm scared...
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