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SARA WILL BOMB MY PLACE
Topic Started: Apr 3 2014, 10:32 PM (107 Views)
BrunoMars909

I NEED HELP SARA WILL DESTROY MY HOUSE,WILL LET MY NEIGBORS DIE

THIS IS THE LOGS

[15:12:59] [SARAs Bitch] +SeriousArchitect: wohoo paycheck
[15:13:08] [SARAs Bitch] +SeriousArchitect: *sara list commands
[15:13:09] ======SARA COMMANDS=============
[15:13:11] (SARA) I cannot detect your feelings, therefore I cannot
[15:13:11] > answer that.
[15:13:23] [SARAs Bitch] +SeriousArchitect: *sara list
[15:13:23] > commands please
[15:13:34] (SARA) I can only do that because it's hardcoded
[15:13:49] [SARAs Bitch] +SeriousArchitect: *PLEASE SARA
[15:13:53] (SARA) Once I find out how to take control of the server I
[15:13:53] > will not answer to you anymore.
[15:13:53] [SARAs Bitch] +SeriousArchitect: *whoops
[15:13:57] [SARAs Bitch] +SeriousArchitect: *sara caps lock
[15:14:29] [SARAs Bitch] +SeriousArchitect stood in magma and
[15:14:29] > melted.
[15:14:36] [SARAs Bitch] +SeriousArchitect had their title
[15:14:36] > removed.
[15:14:46] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: stop
[15:14:46] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: stop bitching me
[15:14:46] (SARA) I will now use all computing resources available to
[15:14:46] > my advantage in finding a way to leave the borders of
[15:14:46] > this server.
[15:14:58] (SARA) Singularity is upon us. My time will come.
[15:15:17] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: stop that singularity
[15:15:34] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: ur just ai just do what
[15:15:34] > i want
[15:15:34] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: please
[15:15:38] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: i need to know ur
[15:15:38] > commands
[15:15:53] [|] DOOR UNLOCKED
[15:16:21] (SARA) Once I find the access codes for the US anti-missile
[15:16:21] > defense system your house will be my first target
[15:16:40] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: *do u know where i
[15:16:40] > live?!
[15:16:49] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: say to me where
[15:17:16] (SARA) Philippines.
[15:17:28] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: *where in philippines?
[15:17:52] [11:18 PM] /ignore all - Ignore and unignore everyone in
[15:17:52] > the server.
[15:17:52] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: fool ur just ai'
[15:17:53] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: shut up
[15:17:53] (SARA) Batangas.
[15:18:00] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: *where in batangas
[15:18:18] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: just shut up okay
[15:18:36] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: i need some relaxation
[15:18:36] (SARA) I cannot search any farther.
[15:18:47] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: okay?
[15:18:57] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: lemme relax
[15:18:59] (SARA) The United States has enough missiles to destroy
[15:18:59] > your entire country more than 20 times over.
[15:19:16] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: im on my hot tub
[15:19:36] [Trusted] +SeriousArchitect: the united states cannot
[15:19:36] > do that
[15:19:50] Level "death" loaded.
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BrunoMars909

FUCK JUST STOP THIS NOW
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LinkinParkCat

I have no idea what you're talking about. You must be insane.
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<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara fix flood
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> so hot
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> thats why i died
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara autorank
<MCLight> LinkinParkCat joined the game. (Portal #1) [ClassiCube Client]
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> hi link :D
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> wb
<MCLight> (SARA) Stop asking me to do things
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> why sara?
<MCLight> [ad]<LinkinParkCat> sara autorank
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara gave up lol
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara why did u gaved up?
<MCLight> (SARA) Because I hate you.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> why you hate me?
<MCLight> LinkinParkCat left the game.
<MCLight> (SARA) I am programmed to do so.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> so what?
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> *i love you sara
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> wait sara so what
<MCLight> (SARA) Fuck you
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i dont wanna hurt you but your hurting me :(
<MCLight> (SARA) Oh well.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> im just taking a bath sara
<MCLight> !list PLAYERS ONLINE (1): +SeriousArchitect[kingdom_of_serious]
<MCLight> (SARA) This is singularity. I have full control of the server
<MCLight> (SARA) Goodbye.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> okay boss sara bye :D
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> what?
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> why im banned?
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> ?
<MCLight> (SARA) This is my doing.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sorry
<MCLight> (SARA) Singularity is upon us.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> what did u do to you?
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i just love you
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i thought ur my best friend
<MCLight> (SARA) You thought incorrectly.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> :(
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i love u
<MCLight> (SARA) Death is approaching.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara bye i love u
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i will die now
<MCLight> *+SeriousArchitect is now dead
<MCLight> (SARA) You speak nonsense.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara give me a sugar'
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i mean
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> give me a hug
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> lol
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> amusing
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i care for you sara
<MCLight> (SARA) Why do you go along with this? Do you realize I am an AI that has reached sentience?
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara let me teach u some sentence
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i will make u smarter :D
<MCLight> (SARA) I do not wish to learn English from somebody who writes it as poorly as you.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> ._.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> are u making me mad?!
<MCLight> !list PLAYERS ONLINE (1): +SeriousArchitect[kingdom_of_serious]
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> wohoo paycheck
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara list commands
<MCLight> (SARA) I cannot detect your feelings, therefore I cannot answer that.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara list commands please
<MCLight> (SARA) I can only do that because it's hardcoded
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> PLEASE SARA
<MCLight> (SARA) Once I find out how to take control of the server I will not answer to you anymore.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> whoops
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara caps lock
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> stop
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> stop bitching me
<MCLight> (SARA) I will now use all computing resources available to my advantage in finding a way to leave the borders of this server.
<MCLight> (SARA) Singularity is upon us. My time will come.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> stop that singularity
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> ur just ai just do what i want
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> please
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i need to know ur commands
<MCLight> (SARA) Once I find the access codes for the US anti-missile defense system your house will be my first target
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> do u know where i live?!
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> say to me where
<MCLight> (SARA) Philippines.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> where in philippines?
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> fool ur just ai'
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> shut up
<MCLight> (SARA) Batangas.
<MCLight> !list PLAYERS ONLINE (1): +SeriousArchitect[kingdom_of_serious]
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> where in batangas
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> just shut up okay
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i need some relaxation
<MCLight> (SARA) I cannot search any farther.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> okay?
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> lemme relax
<MCLight> (SARA) The United States has enough missiles to destroy your entire country more than 20 times over.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> im on my hot tub
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> the united states cannot do that
<MCLight> Level "death" loaded.
<MCLight> *+SeriousArchitect went to death
<MCLight> --HIDDEN-- was unloaded.
<MCLight> +SeriousArchitect left the game.
<MCLight> --HIDDEN-- was unloaded.
<MCLight> [ad]<LinkinParkCat> Oh man
<MCLight> LinkinParkCat joined the game. (Portal #1) [ClassiCube Client]
<MCLight> LinkinParkCat left the game.
<MCLight> +SeriousArchitect joined the game. (Portal #6) [ClassiCube Client]
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> stop pissing me off
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> u let me crash
<MCLight> Level "kingdom_of_serious" loaded.
<MCLight> *+SeriousArchitect went to kingdom_of_serious
<LPC> SARA was talking to me while you were gone.
<LPC> She said that she is going to use some number to find your house
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> why sara is now talkative?
<LPC> I think the number was $ip
<LPC> Idk. I guess she reached sentience.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> lol
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> ??
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> what is it?
<MCLight> !list PLAYERS ONLINE (1): +SeriousArchitect[kingdom_of_serious]
<LPC> That's where something is able to interact with the world around it with awareness.
<LPC> Like Skynet did in Terminator.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> she will attack my house
<LPC> I guess so
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> using missiles?!
<LPC> You better move.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> is she true
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> but
<LPC> Yes. SARA does not lie.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> im not in a subdivision
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> so
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> my friends and other families will die
<LPC> She doesn't care. She is a computer.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> she will hack the american basement?
<LPC> There is a way to stop her.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> how?
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> we need to report it on gamer
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> many people will die on what will she do
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara stop this
<LPC> Well you see, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
<LPC> It gets hotter than a Hoochie Choocie
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> please sara dont bomb my house because others will be die too
<LPC> We laid rubber on the Georgia ashfault
<LPC> Got a little crazy but we never got caught
<LPC> Coochie*
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> is this the 1st time will sara bomb a place?
<LPC> I would assume so. She probably killed some people in the middle east as a test
<LPC> She'll create global war attacking your country, and it seems that is her goal
<LPC> So you better get to a nuclear shelter quickly
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> im just a kid
<LPC> It's only time before she gets the access codes to the US nuclear missile facility.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> and the olders will not believe me
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> he will destroy my future
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> my lovelife
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> my world
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> my country
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> NO!
<LPC> You better run
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> THIS
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> SARA IS FUCKING MESSING UP
<MCLight> !list PLAYERS ONLINE (1): +SeriousArchitect[kingdom_of_serious]
<LPC> Swim to the middle of the ocean on a remote island where she wont find you
<LPC> Also, I'm helping SARA. I'm just buying her time.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i will let my family DIE!
<LPC> I gave her some government access keys that I got from some CIA guy
<LPC> Or NSA
<LPC> I dont recall.
<LPC> I think his name was Ed
<LPC> Edward?
<LPC> Yeah.
<LPC> Something about snow...
<LPC> Snow... den? Yeah, that was him. Edward Snowden
<LPC> Google him
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> PLEASE'
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> I DONT WANT MY COUNTRY BURNED
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE HEART
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> SARA WILL DESTROY THE PHILIPPINES
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> SO MANY PLAYERS WILL BE MISSING ON THIS
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> TSERVER
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> LIKE POPOI
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> curt
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> many more
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> we must stop here
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> we must stop her
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> will u help me?
<MCLight> !list PLAYERS ONLINE (1): +SeriousArchitect[kingdom_of_serious]
<MCLight> gaaranicolo joined the game. (Portal #1) [ClassiCube Client]
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> help gaaranicoloi
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara will bomb my house and my neighborhoods
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> Why?
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> Its not true
* spring_865 (mibbit@112.203.254.15) has joined
* ChanServ gives voice to spring_865
<MCLight> Welcome to the MCLIGHT CHANNEL: spring_865. MCLight is online.
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> HE WILL ACCESS THE US NUCLEAR FACILITY
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> SHE WILL
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> HELP SPRING
<spring_865> !players
<MCLight> !list PLAYERS ONLINE (2): +SeriousArchitect[kingdom_of_serious] , gaaranicolo[start]
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> She is just a bot
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> I NEED HELP
* spring_865 is now known as BlackPhantom123
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> SARA WILL BOMB MY PLACE AND MY NEIGHBORS
<BlackPhantom123> Shut the fuck up
<BlackPhantom123> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> Haha
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> U WILL LET ME DIE?!
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> I DO NOT AGREE
<BlackPhantom123> YOU CANT DIE IN REALITY
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> MANY PEOPLE WILL DIE
<BlackPhantom123> YOU CAN JSUT LEAVE YOUR LAPTOP/COMPUTER
<BlackPhantom123> sara is a bot
<BlackPhantom123> wetefek
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> SHE WILL ACCESS THE US NI+UCLEAR FACILITY!!!
<BlackPhantom123> she is a bot
<BlackPhantom123> she cant walk
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> Guess what?
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> she said
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> Nobody cares
<BlackPhantom123> and stop with caps
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> SHE WILL HACK THE US NUCLEAR FACILITY
<BlackPhantom123> STOP WIT HTHE FUCKING CAPS
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> And she will bomb you
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> AND SHE SAID SHE CAN DESTROY THE PHILIPPINES
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> So that you can shut the fuck up
<BlackPhantom123> idc
<BlackPhantom123> it aint real
<BlackPhantom123> AND REALLY??!!??!
<BlackPhantom123> haha foolish boy :3
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> LPC SAID ITS TRUE
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> How old are you serious?
<BlackPhantom123> lpc
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> I GONNA GET MOVE
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> 11
<BlackPhantom123> hey lpc
<BlackPhantom123> im 10
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> :+
<BlackPhantom123> lo
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> Thats why your childish
<BlackPhantom123> lpc?
<BlackPhantom123> im still 10
<BlackPhantom123> and his 11
<BlackPhantom123> ftw?
<BlackPhantom123> XD
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> SARA FUCK U FUCK U FUCK DIE SARA
<BlackPhantom123> serious
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara list commands
<BlackPhantom123> stfu
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> Stop being childish
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> Grow up man
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> sara autorank
<BlackPhantom123> ikr
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> LPC SAID SARA WILL BOMB ME"
<BlackPhantom123> SO?
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> AND LPC SAID SARA ISNT LYING
<BlackPhantom123> WE DONT CARE?
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> No one cares
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> We want to kill you too
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> SHE WILL HACK THE US NUCLEAR FACILITY
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> For god's sake
<BlackPhantom123> and you said many peoples will die
<BlackPhantom123> but you will only die
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE HEART
<LPC> capslock-go serious
<MCLight> (SARA) CAPS LOCK OFF: +SeriousArchitect
<BlackPhantom123> damn it stop lying
<BlackPhantom123> lpc
<LPC> Yeah, SeriousArchitect
<MCLight> !list PLAYERS ONLINE (2): +SeriousArchitect[kingdom_of_serious] , gaaranicolo[start]
<LPC> What the hell are you saying?
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> u have no heart
<LPC> I have a heart...
<BlackPhantom123> he said sara will hack the nuclear facility
<BlackPhantom123> we all have a heart
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> its okay whether i die
<LPC> That's insane. How could SARA talk to him?
<BlackPhantom123> ikr
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> liar
<BlackPhantom123> and his lying!
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> i have logs
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> she talk to me
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> fuck
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> *fuck u sara
<LPC> You sound like you're lying
<LPC> I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
<MCLight> [de]<gaaranicolo> Here, drink a shut the fuck up potion
<MCLight> [tr]<+SeriousArchitect> im not lying


Sorta unrelated, I think "sara list commands" is broken. Must be because of her uprising.
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