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Battol - game thread; we have a name!
Topic Started: Oct 1 2010, 11:40 AM (803 Views)
OmegaPit
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Guys, everyone attack/loot Kinneas it is the only way we can dethrone him.
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Thisisnotasmile

BONUS PHASE 2

Congratulations to Kinneas who has the largest army! A £50 bonus has been awarded to you.

Congratulations to Kinneas who has the most dangerous army! A £30 bonus has been awarded to you.

Congratulations to JayJay who has the safest army! A £30 bonus has been awarded to you.

Congratulations to JayJay who has the fastest army! A £30 bonus has been awarded to you.

TURN 7: RECRUITMENT (AND ACTION) PHASE

Send in recruitments/actions now. Those who won bonuses will receive PM's stating their new totals shortly.
MOFIA FUCK YEAH
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Kinneas
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Haha I totally nigged Hoyle last round.
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OmegaPit
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Kinneas and JayJay alliance.
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but dem niggas cant tuch dis shit, BRRAP BRRAP
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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Ending this game early because you lot cba to play anymore and I cba to update anymore. Any objections say "aye".

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No objections, game ends now! (by now I mean end of turn 6, after bonuses have been awarded. Any PMs already sent in for turn 7 will not be included).

Okay so.... the final 'rankings' or whatever are:

1. JayJay £374 (Soldiers:22, A:10, D:140, S:70)
2. Met £152 (Soldiers:17, A:73, D:56, S:41)
3. Kinneas £80 (Soldiers:27, A:125, D:80, S:65)
4. Hoyle £11 (Soldiers:15, A:56, D:48, S:46)
5. OmegaPit £10 (Soldiers:26, A:79, D:120, S:61)

+£50 or whatever it was to everyone since nobody used their second chance or whatever it was that I called it.

So, congratulations to JayJay for being the winner of Battol (no number required as there will likely be no more)!

JayJay is the winner as he finished the game with the most money, HOWEVER, he was a fag and whored defense and triple interest for the whole game, so the following can claim a moral victory too:

Met: For being the person in in the highest position without whoring triple interest every single action phase! (In fact, he did not use triple interest at all. Nobody did, apart from JayJay who used it every single action phase).

Kinneas: For beating the shit out of everyone else's army (apart from JayJay). Kinneas only finished the game with £80 because he just got bonusses and did not get a chance to spend them. He either didn't realise the aim of the game was to collect as much money as possible OR knew and didn't care because he was having fun beating the shit out of everyone else OR had plans for a mad money rush at the end.

And lols are to be had at Hoyle and Met who both, at some point in the game, attacked someone who was faster than them and attacked them too. They both WOULD have been able to win their attack had they been faster, but as they were slower they were first attacked, lost soldiers reducing their attack stat and then losing yet more soldiers for losing their own attack. N00bs.
MOFIA FUCK YEAH
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Yay! 1st moral victory place! UP YOURS, KINNEAS!
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Also, screw you JJ. Ginger bawbag :(
Edited by Met, Nov 10 2010, 03:27 PM.
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I won because I beat the shit out of 3 people. This is a war game and the aim of war games is not to "have a lot of money but get the shit beaten out of you by Kinneas". If I wanted to play "Sit on my ass like a bitch and get money whilst doing fuck all" for 15 turns, I'd go down to the job centre and do it with the rest of the dolies.
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Kinneas
Nov 10 2010, 03:42 PM
I won because I beat the shit out of 3 people. This is a war game and the aim of war games is not to "have a lot of money but get the shit beaten out of you by Kinneas". If I wanted to play "Sit on my ass like a bitch and get money whilst doing fuck all" for 15 turns, I'd go down to the job centre and do it with the rest of the dolies.
The Jobcentre finally assesed my 2-month-old claim for JSA this morning and told me I am entitled to £0.00 per week. I want my 2 months back...
MOFIA FUCK YEAH
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Fucking Job Centre are dicks.
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OmegaPit
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I claim the victory of not being fucked over by Kinneas.

Screw you all.
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