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Ex-Girlfreind
Topic Started: Jul 7 2008, 03:54 AM (276 Views)
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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called out-of-the-blue to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

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I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

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I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

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She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah" I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of
muscle tone...everything is sagging and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

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She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

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Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

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So I told her to f*ck off.
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