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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:17 PM Post #1 |
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Jame Murdock & Adrian Tanner Jr Vs The Incredible Y (Syberus in a mask) & Excellence Jimbo: OOC: this is basically what i posted last night, with a few changes since I had to redo it. [Scene opens with James Murdock lounging on the very same couch he fell asleep on last week] OK, here I am Incredible Y, ya happy now? Ya finished rambling on about nonsense? Done with the incoherent chatter about cats and you’re partners name? Maybe I’m the only one….but when you’ve been booked against some no-name rookie whose names reminds me of Sesame St. and crappy comic books and another silent character that obviously has the right idea and isn’t showing up…would you be happy? No, you’d be pretty fucking pissed. So instead of having the opportunity of kicking the ever loving shit out Jackie Porter, we’ve gotta slap you around for a few minutes as a time filler for Soutter and so the crowd has a chance to perfect their pointing and laughing routine for later when Jake Porter runs out of the ring crying after Adrian and I gave him a ‘boo boo’. What’s with Porter anyway? He’s acting all high and mighty for some reason. Last week he did his Rebate move or something and a tag match against me. This week he continues on with his ‘World Greatest’ garbage. It looks like someone needs to give that boy an attitude adjustment and I’d be more than happy to oblige. I haven’t heard if you’ve found a partner or not…I sure hope you have…maybe Chris Wilds will want to tag with you….I dunno, just find someone so we can get this match done with and I can take a Deuce on you. Anyway, back to the Incredible Y….I guess the match won’t be a total loss, buddy. You might have the distinct pleasure of being the very first to receive our new, super cool, super secret, super tag team move of DOOM~! You might get to meet that ‘excellent’ partner of yours…hmm, I hear Australia s a nice country, so ya might see some nice stuff before your trip to the hospital……yep….so uh, ta ta for now, Increbible Y. [fade] |
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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:17 PM Post #2 |
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The Goodfellas: OOC: This is a joint promo by me and Jimbo, and should be counted for both of us. [The Goodfellas are standing in line at a McDonalds in Melbourne. Adrian has on blue denim jeans, black addidas and a white t-shirt with a picture of a horse's ass on the front, with a mask drawn over the ass in blue sharpie. The back reads "The Incredible Who?" in bold writing. James Murdock stands beside him, scanning the menu and looking quite annoyed as some brat is screaming nearby, begging for a McFlurry] Adrian: Man this line needs to hurry up, I gotta take a huge Porter. James: must..refrain...from..kicking..little..shit. Adrian: Speaking of annoying, you think our so-called "opponents" could stop bitching about each other and focus on us for a few? James: what did you expect from some clowns called the Incredible Y and Excellence'? Adrian: Guess you really cant expect much else, But i had hopes... [the child busts open a ketchup packet that comes dangerously close to James shoes] James: *muttering obsceneities in the general direction of the devil child* Adrian: what was that? James: uh, nothing, we're next, whaddya want [They finally make it to the front, and stand there waiting for 5 minutes while the clerk talks on her cell phone.] Adrian: (imitating a mcdonalds worker) "hi what would you like today" Hi, I'd like an order of Shut the hell up and take my fucking order!!" (he yells at the idiot server on her phone) [ The mother of the "Devil child"almost has a heart attack at Adrian's foul Language. James and Adrian both look over at her..] James: Hey, don't look at me, it was him *points to Adrian*, but does that really matter? How about you watch your son's fucking mouth.. Mother: AH! James: er, fudging mouth... Adrian: (ignoring the stares from the other people in line, and trying to get the attention of the idiot behind the counter.) Hello? Hey, Can you take our... McDonald's lady: one second… Adrian: I'll have a quarter pounder wi... [McDonald's lady yaps on her cell phone, making our hero's wait!] James: Ugh! (James leaps over the counter, grabs the phone from the lady and throws it through the drive thru window, nailing some old lady in the head.) [Mcdonalds lady continues to ignore the goodfellas, as she's in shock about her phone.] James: Stupid bitch… Adrian: Damn ho… James: Quarter pounder, eh? Terrific choice, it's an all around great burger Adrian: And that's why I order it James: Sorta like us, it's not extra fatty like the Soutter Mac. But's it's a burger, tasty burger, not a pretender like the Double Porterburger. And, it's got the perfect ingredients that compliment each other perfectly. Adrian: like us. James: exactly. [The goodfellas quickly order their food and head out to the playland area, trying to avoid any contact with the lady James hit at the drive-thru] Adrian: Man, I feel kinda bad, this tag match is gonna be like taking candy from two no-talent, wannabe babys [Adrian takes a packet of Ketchup, twists it and puts it on the ground beside him. The "devil childs" 4 year old older brother runs by, steps on the ketchup, slips and slams into the wall.] Adrian: Almost as easy as that. James: Ouch. Adrian: Damn skippy James: yeah, but I think I can get over that...I just hope beating Porter's ass doesn't turn out like a 4 piece chicken mcnugget.. Adrian: whaddya mean… James: You see, the 4 piece chicken mcnuggets looks veeeery tasty, and once you start eating them, especially with Sweet 'n Sour sauce, they taste veeeeeery good Adrian: so the problem is…. James: well, you only get 4 mcnuggests, so by the time you've started chowin' dowm, you're done. You hardly get any enjoyment out of it. I just hope that when we go and kick the crap outta Jackie, he'll last a little longer than a 4 piece'er… Adrian: Maybe he'll be a stubborn bugger and last for awhile… James: Like a 10 piece'er… Adrian: I don't think words can explain the greatness that would be [Adrian and James stare off into space with grins on their faces, dreaming of a 10 piece chicken mcnugget beat down of Jake Porter] Adrian: Mmmm, Chicken Mcnuggets. Where does this Incredible guy get the nerve to make fun of his partner's name? Does he not realize HE's The Incredible V?? Adrian: Thats not his name? James: nah, i think it's a Y...but ya never know, coulda been a typo *shrugs* Adrian: Meh. Not like his name's gonna matter much anyways. They usually dont in tag squashes. [The devil childs 4 year old older brother comes back to the playland after cleaning the blood from his nose, and starts to run toward the Goodfellas, but Adrian, not realising him, sticks his leg out to stretch, and the kid slips and goes flying back on his face.] James: poor kid..*throws ice at him* Adrian: Alot like that Excellence kid. James: I was thinking more along the lines of Porter, but ok...*chucks another piece of ice at the kid* [The side door swings open and The Bloodhound Gang's "Mope" is blaring loudly into the playland.] Adrian: Uh-Oh, Here comes Port-Man... James: Port-man? [A Midget carrying a boombox and dressed like Jake Porter walks in the door. He sets the boombox down on the floor.] Port-Man: (in a high pitched wheeze) Yo, Yo, Yo My Bitches. What is up? I'm High on Crack! (James stares at Adrian with a wierd look) Port-Man: Word. Want a free hit? Adrian: No Port-man, Drugs are Bad! They make people like you think they can beat people like us! James: What in the....(he looks toward Adrian, Adrian smirks and shrugs.) Well, you didnt happen to sell any of that to some clowns by the name of Excellence or Increbile Y, did you? Adrian: James, I dont think these guys need the crack, Their_That_Stupid on their own. [Adrian spots the mother of the "Devil Child" and the "Devil Child's" older brother walking towards them with the old lady that James hit with a cell phone and The McDonalds worker that the phone belonged to.] Adrian: Uh...Guys, Time to go. [Adrian grabs Port-mans boombox and the three bolt out the door Port-man came in from.] *FADE* |
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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:18 PM Post #3 |
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[Scene opens to the KGB Inc. headquarters in Melbourne, which Adrian has a key to thanks to his brother Bryant's affiliation with the group, a piece of history Adrian and Christian try to desperately keep hidden, to avoid the shame that comes with it. The Goodfellas have taken shelter here from the mob of People at Mcdonalds that their pretty sure wanted to kill them. James Murdock is in the Corporate Bathroom, where he's been for the last couple of hours...Adrian and Port-man are sitting in Soutter's personal office where Adrian has two Tv's set together recording something. Adrian turns toward the cameramen that inexplainably follow all CWA stars everywhere they go.] Adrian: Thanks Jake, James has been in the bathroom for hours throwing up the McNuggets thanks to you. And Incredible Guy, C'mon, There's no reason to be like that. I know you're scared. It's ok. It's perfectly natural to be afraid of facing The Goodfellas. Hell, I'd be scared of Facing me and James! Port-man: Word, Bitch. Adrian: It's a perfectly natural feeling to Have, Incredible guy, you dont have to make up stupid excuses about your tag partner being an idiot. Look, I'll make you a deal...We had planned on beating the ever-loving shit out of you two clowns for awhile and test out our super-awesome tag moves, but if your That afraid of the beatdown your gonna recieve, we can just take the 5 minutes that were originally set aside for this glorfied squash and end it quickly, and you can run back into your hole and continue to explore your orange juice fetish. [Adrian walks over to the executive bathroom and bangs on the door.] Adrian: Come on James, we gotta get outta here before Fatfuck, or worse yet- Commishioner Bitch, shows up! [James yells obscenities that cant be repeated on a tv program from inside.] Adrian: .......Carry on. Where was I? Oh yeah, Jake Porter. Thats real funny Jake....not. I cant wait to see what you got "next week.." [Sarcasm, gotta love it.] Adrian: Even if that load of utter crap were true, you do realize I'm 19 years old, and could probably not even begin to afford That fugly skank. Which makes me wonder Jake, How'd you afford her anyways? (shudders at that thought) You wanna act like a child Jake, well, Two can play that game! [Port-man shakes his head no at that last comment] Adrian: Er....Just roll the damn tape! [Port-man pushes the play button on Soutter's personal stereo next to his desk.]
Adrian: Is that so, Jake? [Adrian picks up a remote control nearby and presses play for the VCR.]
Adrian: Someone needs to start thinking before they try to talk shit... *Fizzade Biotches* |
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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:18 PM Post #4 |
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[Scene opens to Adrian Tanner at his flat in Melbourne. Because Adrian doesnt have to be at a fake house show and pay people to make himself look cooler than he'd like to think he is. Adrian's far too cool for that. So, Adrian is simply at his flat, On the phone to his Brother Bryant at home in Tucson, and holding a picture in his right hand.] Adrian: You got Je'sus Christe'? How'd you get him? Wow, so Jake Isnt just playing stupid in this fed, huh...Thats cool. Yeah, Captain Dipshit doesnt know who he's dealing with! [The camera focuses on the picture in Adrian's hand. It's a picture of a Tombstone that reads "Adrian Tanner Sr. --1959-2000--" and Beside that is another tombstone that reads "Annabelle Christiansen-Tanner --1963-2002. Adrian hangs up the phone and turns toward the camera] Adrian: See bitch, I only Thought you were Playing stupid, but now I can see you just Are stupid! Makign fun of my Brothers...Meh, I could care less. (Adrian ducks a flying boot from Christian in the kitchen.) But when you talk shit about my Parents, especially when both are Dead and one died of Cancer, That crossing a line motherfucker! Now, I'm not gonna sit here and whine about it, because I dont need your, or anyone's sypathy, but Jake, you just opened up Pandora's Box, and Pandora's a Mean, ass-kicking Bitch! To steal an over-used overrated line from a great comix book, "You wont like me when I'm angry..." Especially when Ive got a mean, bitter older brother who damn near killed Soutter when they fought, to back me up. Watch what The Goodfellas do to The incredible Eggo and Excellence now... And we now return you to your regularly scheduled program. *FADE* [Scene reopens to....a commercial?] Tv commerical voice over guy: Coming this fall from Fox, is a new tv series from the people who brought you the tony award winning play "Life-As the Bosses Bitch." Innovator's Inc in association with NAMBLA presents "Porter's Real Hideaway!" [The love boat theme starts playing] Starring Port-man as "Jake Porter" Gary Coleman as "Boy #1" Little Timmy Thompson as "Boy #2" Emilio Esteves as Jake Porter's "Special friend" "Phil T. Pitcher" TV Commerical Voice Over Guy: All this and more coming to you This fall from Fox! *FADE* |
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