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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:20 PM Post #1 |
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Adrian Tanner Jr Vs Mars [Adrian Tanner is sitting on the couch, watching the latest cwa promos in his downtown Melbourne apartment. Adrian smirks a bit as he watches Jake Porter ramble on as only Jake can, like an idiot. He turns the tv off and looks toward the camera.] Adrian: How is it that a guy can look like he's got some sort of brains, and yet be so incredibly stupid? I thought I explained enough about my parents in my earlier little speech, Jake. It's kind of not possible for you to have given my parents anything, let alone cancer since only one had it. Add to the fact that you didnt have a clue who I, or the rest of my family was until CWA started, and... Just stop already. All you're doing is making yourself look like a jackass. Granted, you do that quite well without any help, but I'd rather not be dragged down with you. Oh, and Jake....XGW? Whats that? [Adrian looks over to Christian Tanner, talking on the phone.] Adrian: Hey Chris, you ever hear of XGW? Christian: (talking to the person on the other end) Hold on. What? Adrian: XGW. Apparently, thats where all of Jake's problems with me come from..(Adrian rolls his eyes) Christian: Yeah, I think so. Adrian: You ever been there? Christian: No. Adrian: Bryant? Christian: Hell if I know..or care for that matter. Adrian: Ok then. [Adrian turns back toward the camera] Adrian: Man, is it that hard for you to come up with a competent excuse for wanting to take out The Goodfellas? Jake, if attacking my dead parents and whining about a fed I've never been to is the best you can do? you're screwed, Royally. [The door to the apartment opens and Brandon walks in with a tape of the last No Man's Land in his hands. He throws the tape to Adrian and walks down the hall.] Adrian: Heh, impeccable timing as ever. [Adrian puts the tape in the VCR and presses play.] Adrian: It's bad enough we had to see one "super hero sideshow act" beat down another "super hero sideshow act" with a fucking "lightening bolt," but it's worse that now I have to face one of these two fruitcakes. Well, when said "super hero sideshow comedy act" gets the balls to show up around here, I'll say something about him. Until then, He's not worth my time. *FADE* |
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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:20 PM Post #2 |
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[Back at the apartment. Adrian has just finished demonstrating to Brandon the brutality that The Goodfellas are going to inflict on Joke Porter, courtesy of his Playstation2 and Smackdown SYM.] Brandon: You're actually going to do all that? Adrian: Hadnt planned on it, no. But the way Joke's going... Brandon: Sucks for him. Adrian: Yep. [Adrian turns on the tv.] Adrian: Oh, look Mars has graced us with his "awesome" presence. [Sarcasm at its finist.] Adrian: Mars, buddy, pal, amigo.. you got me all wrong! I could give a flying Porter whether you, or anyone else for that matter cares who my family is. That's Joke's deal. I havent, nor have I ever had, any intention of using my family name to get me anything. Have you not been paying attention? Do you think I'd be stuck in Austrailia wrestling for The Pilsbury Doughboy if I were using my family's name to advance my career? I could be back in the states wrestling in that other fed with the high quality talent, but I'm not. In fact, it was my Brother's idea for me to come here. Chris doesnt want me handed things like some...other people. He's trying to make me earn what I get, and I think its safe to say, it's working. "Ohh, a punk kid with his crippled brother for a manager...." Adrian: You damn well should be scared. That "cripple" gave Adam Seven a smack in the face that he still hasnt recovered from. Not that I wouldnt have won that match on my own mind you, but still... I plan on showing up, Mars. Not only showing up, but winning. Come NML, you'll have the pleasure of being utterly humiliated by this "kid." But dont worry, pal. You won't be the last.... Not by a long shot! *FADE* |
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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:21 PM Post #3 |
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[The scene opens inside the arcade from Mars' last promo, where Adrian is currently in the middle of kicking his brother's ass in a rousing game of air hockey. Christian gets increasingly angered after every shot Adrian scores.] Adrian: Score! 7-3, That's it Bro. Brandon: (mocking a reporter and acting like his hand's a microphone, he turns to Christian) So Christian, your little brother just kicked your ass for a third time, much like he's going to do to that big goof Mars. How does that make you feel? [A look of rage comes into Christian's eyes.] Christian: How does that make me feel?? [Christian grabs the hockey puck and launches it across the table. Adrian ducks and the puck fly's by him, sending some poor kid into unconsciousness.] Adrian: Um, guys... Christian: Right. [Fade out] [Scene fades back in and Adrian is alone now, walking around the mall. He is dressed in blue denim jeans, his black addidas shoes and his Goodfellas t-shirt. Adrian walks into "church talk- a store for good christians." He comes up to placement of Bibles and stops and turns to the camera.] Adrian: Just like David slew Goliath, so too shall I slay the Monster Mars. ..... Holy christ, that's corny! [The store clerk, along with the only two customers, a store record, all look toward Adrian in shock.] Adrian: eh.... [Fade out, then quickly fade back in and Adrian is far, far away from "Church Talk."] Adrian: ....As I was saying, that was incredibly corny. And speaking of corny. Mars, Could you be any less? [Adrian walks into a costume shop and grabs a black mask and puts it on.] Adrian: Look at me, I'm Mars. [Adrian walks around the store mimmicking a monster from those old horror movies.] Adrian: (in a deep, low voice) Me Big, Me Strong Me......EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL! Me am going to tear you apart limb from limb because Me...EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL and thats what evil people like me do! Rar.... [Adrian sighs and shakes his head, as he takes the mask off and throws it aside.] Adrian: If anyone should be embaressed about this match Mars, it should be me! I've known Fat Paulbert to do some stupid things in the past, but I almost died when I heard he went so low as to sign your "sideshow superhero comedy act" to a contract. But I guess every fed needs a comedy gimmick, and you fit that quite nicely. And about Chris, as I said before, I woulda won that match on my own. Chris can do what he wants, I dont tell him what to do, Because well... [Footage of the kid Christian hit with the puck earlier being bandaged up in the back of an ambulance flashes by] Adrian: He doesnt take that kind of stuff too well, heh. Corny as it is though, this match is going to be alot like David and Goliath, with the big fugly monster giant being beaten to a pulp by the smaller "mortal" David, and I for one am going to love every minute of it. Prepare to be humiliated "Goliath," because "David's" playing to WIN! *FADE* |
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