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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:22 PM Post #1 |
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"The Goodfella's" James Murdock and Adrian Tanner Jr Vs The Hellhounds [Adrian Tanner is standing outside his brother's room at a nearby hospital. He's not his usual happy-go-lucky self. And why should he be? He just got screwed out of a win he damn well deserved. He's still in his wrestling tights and has on a "Goodfellas" t-shirt, and is trying to ignore the camera crew.] Adrian:....... [He looks coldly toward the camera crew] Adrian: It's safe to say that I'm more than a little pissed off right now. And why? Any idiot like Mars would say "you won the match, be happy." I won the match, sure. But I dont take count-out wins. I came out there with something to prove, and dammit, until then, I was proving that fact! I played to win, and you screwed me Mars. I cant accept that fact, because all Mars will do is gloat about how smart he is because he didnt get pinned. And I wont allow that. But I'm not gonna whine about a rematch. Because I did prove_something. I showed the world that I could fight with the "big boys." Not only that, I showed the world what you truly are.... A_giant_pusssy! That's right, pussy, I just called you a pussy! Because that's exactly what you are. You took the easy way out. You_ran_away! Rather than face losing to this 6'2, 220lb, 19 year old "kid" you took the cowards way out and decided to powerbomb my semi-crippled brother on the outside instead. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. But enough about that pussy, onto the next fight. See pussy, I dont run away from my fights, even if I am facing two legendary psychopaths! Jonnie, I've heard all about the hellhounds. I've heard all about how sick and twisted they can be, hell, I've seen it with my own eyes the last couple of weeks. And you're damn right I'm scared. I'm fearing for my life. But what would I be if I ran away from this match? I'd be no better than Mars. So I'll be there. If we lose, we lose. But that doesnt mean I plan on losing. As I've said my whole time in austrialia, I play to win! If there's a chance in hell we can beat them, I'll find it. If there's a weakness I can find, I'll expose it. You can bet the ballpark on that. I'm not gonna stand here and bullshit you with false accusations of how I'm better than everyone else like Joke does. I'm not claiming to be better than the hellhounds. I tell it straight. But the straight up truth is, I play to win. And I_Will_Win! *FADE* |
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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:23 PM Post #2 |
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[The scene opens up to find ½ of the Goodfella’s and everyone’s hero, James Murdock in his office. He’s is sitting in a big leather chair and looking over something on his laptop. He pushes the computer away and picks up a list it and turns towards the camera] Make Porter look like a fool— check! Knock Porter senseless— check! Knock Porter senseless again just for some laughs— check! Pin Jake Porter—d’oh! You had to do the silly roll up and hold the tights stuff to pin me, eh Porter? Well, I’m counting it as a win, anyway. *thumbs down* It’s painfully obvious you couldn’t do anything else, or anything at all *rolleyes*, so there’s no reason why I can’t scratch out the loss in the record books. But, being the gracious victor I am, I would be more than willing to grant you a rematch, Jackie, if you so desired. In fact, if I wasn’t busy, I’d suggest to Commissioner Brown that we do our thing this very week. Unfortunately though, Adrian and I are lined up to face the infamous Hellhounds. Jonnie, I really couldn’t care what the others might have said about facing you all. I respect you and the Hellhounds and all that you have done in the past, but if you think you’re intimidating me, you’re wrong…really wrong. *shakes head* I’m not anyone’s ‘pussy in crime’ and I sure as hell am not afraid to fight. I’m not looking for some sort award for getting in the ring and roughin’ it up. I’m looking for the win. Bring all that hardkore crap out if you want, I don’t care. It’ll only make it sweeter when I’m standing in the ring, bleeding profusely, face all messed up, aching everywhere, and staring you and the pups down after winning the match. [Murdock stares deep into the camera as the scene fades out] |
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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:24 PM Post #3 |
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[Adrian Tanner is walking down the streets of downtown Melbourne. He's wearing his usual attire save for a "purgatory's puppies" t-shirt with the 2nd and 3rd P in "puppies" crossed out and replaced with S's. I'll let you someone else finish that. Now where was I? Oh right, Adrian. Adrian's is walking down...] Adrian: Enough. [But...] Adrian: Enough! (he yells, causing the people around him to stare at him like he's crazy) Adrian: Mars, really...who're you trying to fool? When even Ruthless-Fucking-L Reeve can see that your ass got Owned, there's a problem "buddy." But I'm not even gonna worry about you. You showed you couldnt hang with me. You showed the world that you didnt have the balls to actually possibly fall to a "rookie kid" and that's all I care about. Now....Johnnie. That's real cute Johnnie. Really, it is.. I do respect you. And I do respect what the hellhounds have accomplished, but that doesnt mean for one single motherfucking second I'm going to let your bitches win without giving one hell of a fight. Unlike the ownage I gave to Mars, I do fear the hellhounds. But that wont stop me from going out there with James and giving it everything I've got because I dont walk away from MY Battles, unlike certain other posers. And as if I havent said this enough, I play to win, and thats what I do Johnnie, Win! The Hellbitches are no different than anyone else I've faced, and on Friday, I'll prove that fact to you in person. But your "Johnie fucking Valentine." Your a "legend." You dont_have_to worry about two "nobodies like us." Yeah, You keep believing that. Keep thinking we're nothing to worry about, Keep pretending we dont matter, Keep acting like we dont mean anything. But remember this Johnnie. When that Lie comes back to bite you in the ass.... It was your Own Damn Fault! |
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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:24 PM Post #4 |
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[James Murdock is found sitting in a restaurant in Sydney, Australia, having a lovely lunch.] Okay, this is going to sound really sad…but you’re right, we should be kissing your ass, Jonnie. You are the best, and I admit it. Please don’t hurt me. I don’t want to have my career ended and end up with a face my mother couldn’t even love. I’ve seen the error in my ways and I understand that all the stuff you’ve been saying hasn’t been to anger me. No, you’ve been saying it to warn me. I mean, look at all the awful things you and the Hellhounds have done… First, you guys busted into a battle royal and kicked the crap outta everyone in site! Oh man, that was great…..although, it could have been more special if they weren’t the first to ever do this awesome stunt…or even the first to do it during the match..*shrugs*…but whatever, it still ruled! Then they defeated the rag-tag team of Ruthless L. Reeve and Javert and crushed them!! Who cares that they beat up 2 bickering no-names who seemingly were matched up because Fatty couldn’t find a place for them, I don’t…….much Last week you beat the awesome (and random) team of Adam Seven and Nick Cairo. They provided a slight challenge for the big bad hellhounds and I’m sure if they were facing the Goodfella’s they’d give ‘em a pretty good fight as well. Although….Adam Seven was beaten by Adrian and Nick Cairo needed to cheat to defeat me….. [James looks off at something off camera for a few seconds. He looks like he’s thinking about something really hard…] Y’know…..uh…..cut all of what I just said (What? I thought you were doing fine...you probably could have kissed more ass or surrounded yourself with some Asian prostitutes or promised them so crack or something to assure yourself injury-free match, but it was still pretty good…) Yeah maybe, but I was just thinking Me too, I think if you promised them 14 asian prostitutes for the Hellhounds 14 years of greatness woul— See, that’s it, they just aren’t all that great What are you talking about!?! They are the Hellhounds! They are the most evil sons of bitches to ever walk the planet! They fucking rule! No..they don’t, they are fucking NORMAL! Lies…stupid, stupid lies these are…Jonnie, this is all James, don’t take it out on me…you and Adrian really need to learn how to treat your promo people! Hmph! Whatever…but please, help me Jonnie…this all can’t be true, can it? I mean, haven’t they done anything else? They must have done something worth mentioning in the last few years, right? I mean, they are the Hellhounds… Or maybe, just maybe, you all aren’t as good as you all think you are!? When was the last time someone was pinned by an opponent’s history? I don’t remember anyone tapping out to someone’s best year and I’m positive no one has been KO’ed by someone’s career highlight reel…so Jonnie, if you’d do me a favor and shut the fuck up about how great you and the Hellhounds are(were), it would much appreciated. Wake up, sunshine, this isn’t going to be just another 2 minute squash match. Overlook us if you want, that’s cool. We know how this match is going to play out, it’s going to be brutal and we’re ready. We are NOT goin down without a fight. Be ready to back up your big words about dominating us, I know I will be. [Murdock kicks over the table and storms out as the scene fades.] |
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