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Down Under Derby PPV Sept 30th 2003
Topic Started: Jun 5 2011, 02:28 PM (53 Views)
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The Goodfella's Vs The Hellhounds No Holds Barred!

Scene fades into..........nothingness. Then a video begins to play, to the tune of Incubus' "Nice To Know You."

~Better than watching Gellar bending silver spoons~

[footage of Adrian Tanner landing a standing shooting star press onto Excellence.]

~Better than witnessing newborn nebulaes in bloom~

[Adrian and James hitting the SCTTMOD~! on The Incredible Y]

~She who sees from up high smiles and surely sings~
~Perspective pries your once weighty eyes and it gives you wings~

[Adrian nailing a 180 corkscrew plancha from the top rope onto The Incredible Y on the outside.]

~I haven't felt the way I feel today~
~In so long it's hard for me to specify~

[Adrian nailing a picture perfect springboard dropkick onto "Mars"]

~I'm beginning to notice how much this feels~

[Adrian pinning Zues on the 1st No Man's Land]

~Like a waking limb, pins and needles, nice to know you~

[Zues: "Let me tell you something Rocky’s Bitch, yeah that’s right Adrian I’m talking to you."]

~Goodbye, nice to know you~

[Zues- "I was all about being more human but Adrian you pushed the wrong button. You better watch your back because I WILL COME OUT AND KICK YOU ASS ANYTIME DURING THE MATCH AND I DON’T CARE WHO TRIES TO STOP ME I WILL KICK YOUR ASS."

~Goodbye, nice to know you~

[Footage of Adrian pinning Zues]

~Deeper than the deepest Cousteau would ever go~

[Adrian planting Jake Porter with an Impact DDT.]

~And higher than the heights of what we often think we know~

[Adrian hitting a top rope flipping clothesline to Mars on the outside]

~Blessed she who clearly sees the wood for the trees~
~To obtain a birds eye is to turn a blizzard to a breeze~

[Adrian nailing Zues with his standing shooting star press to the floor, mixed in with shots of Adrian pinning Zues]

~I haven't felt the way I feel today~

[Footage of Adrian laughing at Zues "riding on a cloud"]

~In so long it's hard for me to specify~

[Footage of The entire RSA mocking Zues "riding on a cloud"]

~I'm beginning to notice how much this feels~

[Adrian pinning Zues]

~Like a waking limb, pins and needles, nice to know you~

[Zues moves his hand and a cloud comes down to his office window. Zues uses the intercom and tells his secretary that there is a bomb on the premises and to evacuate everyone.

The world mocks him.]

~Goodbye, nice to know you~

[Adrian pinning Zues]

~Goodbye, nice to know you~

[Zues hops on the cloud and sits on it like a motorcycle and rides into the sky. He looks back and with on raise of his arms he throws lighting bolts onto Lightning Bolt Studios. Cut to a news reporter.

The world continues to mock him.]

~So could it be that it has been there all along?~

[Zues- "I dare you to talk shit about me again. Do it punk. I just dare you.]

~Goodbye, Nice to know you.~

[Aa the song fades, Adrian Tanner's voice can be heard.]

Adrian: Nice to Know ya, Zues.

*FADE*
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[Fade in to a far shot of the Australian KGB Inc headquarters, or rather what’s left of it. It's nighttime and there is a large bonfire in the middle of the huge parking lot where all things KGB now reside.

The camera seems to "fly" from across the street to the building, but it doesn’t really fly, because anyone with half a brain knows flying isnt possible, unless your a plane. But we digress. The camera focuses and zooms in on Adrian Tanner, sitting on the front steps of the building in blue denim jeans and black t-shirt with the "AT" superman logo in silver with a red glow on the front. Adrian sighs and looks toward the camera.]

Adrian: Where to start? Well, I guess we should get the bullshit outta the way first. Zeus, who are you trying to kid? Your a joke! You sit there and pretend to fly around on your little cloud and then say your better than me? Who are you trying to convince, me or yourself?

I own you in so many ways it'd take days to list them all. I'm, to put it the way that giant pussy Mars put it, a "rookie kid," and you couldn’t beat me. As for the interference, I covered that subject already. I don’t tell C-bomb what to do. As for Mars.... hell son, I beat Mars! You couldn’t even do that!

I've been wrestling for 3 months, and I've lost one match. The CWA Exhibition match, to be exact. I've yet to be pinned Zeus, while that’s all you seem to do. You get three fluke victories over guys my dog could beat, and you suddenly think your unstoppable?

Ohh yeah Zeus, beating "T.Diablo" is a real accomplishment.... (complete with rolling eyes) look me up when you can say you've stood toe to toe with the Hellhounds.

[Adrian reaches into his pocket and flips a silver dollar at the camera.]

Adrian: Here's a dollar, buy yourself a clue. Nobody takes your lame ass seriously. You’re a walking joke here man. I'd suggest you stop worrying about me, because you’re not in my league. You don’t even compare to me.

Adrian Tanner: WINNER, Zeus: Embarrassment.

So just crawl back onto your fake little cloud and go back to playing pretend dress up god and keep my name outta your mouth, unless you really, really have the urge to get Bitch Slapped by my sheer awesomeness again!

Now….

[Adrian stands up and walks down the steps toward the fire, which has died down quite a bit. The camera follows, and stops right in front of him as he stands in front of the fire. The bright heat of fire almost seems to make Adrian glow.]

Adrian: Can you feel that Jonnie, That burning feeling? No, I’m not talking about your herpes. The Goodfellas are like this raging fire waiting to explode. And on September 30th, Exploding is what we’re all about. Tuesday is almost like a baptism for me.

Tuesday is the day Adrian Tanner goes from being a “boy” in this business, to being a man! And before you even start with the gay jokes Jonnie, let me clarify it for you. See, my entire career… Hell, all my life I’ve been underestimated. I’ve been taken lightly, and after Tuesday No one will EVER take me, or James, lightly again.

This match is gonna be brutal, and I’m ready. It’s gonna be bloody, and I’m all for that. I got a taste of the brutality your boys are about two weeks ago, and I’d be a liar if I didn’t say that I liked it! But you only got a sample of Adrian Tanner last time, now you’ve got the whole shebang!

I’m not scared, I’m not afraid, and I wont back down! I’m bringing everything I have, and I’m leaving with the win!

This fire is of some signaficance to this match. It represents a changing of the guard. (he points to a half burnt KGB sign in the fire.) It, and Tuesday’s match have the same after effect.

Out with the Old, IN with the NEW!

[The camera starts to fade as it zooms in on the back of Adrians t-shirt which….]

HYPE KILLER

( FADE )
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