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Ring Syndicate: Genesis PPV October 30th 2003
Topic Started: Jun 5 2011, 02:43 PM (65 Views)
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Adrian Tanner Jr. Vs Triple B, Big Bad Bill©

Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.
- Jack Handey

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"You may think you know me,"

[The scene opens to a close up on Adrian Tanner.]

"But you have no idea."

[The camera pans back to show Adrian, his back towards the camera, standing atop Mt. Hinode-yama. Behind Adrian, can be seen the busy twinkling lights of Tokyo. Adrian looks down, admiring the view.]

Adrian: Nature's such a cool thing. You never truly appreciate what you have or dont have until you spend a night or two in the mountains, without modern technology around.

What does that have to do with anything? Well, nothing really.

You sure hit the nail on the head Bill. All that talk about my uncotrollable rage, and not taking you seriously, perfectly fits the description....

[Adrian turns toward the camera, his eyes, cold, determined look right into the camera.]

Adrian:....Just, not mine.

[Adrian bends down to hand some feed to a few squirrels running along the path by his feet.]

Adrian: Congratulations Bill, you just described every single detail...of my brothers.

I pride myself on the fact that I'm not like the rest of my family, Bill. I'm not Bryant, with his "I'm a baddass, so Ill kick your ass because I feel like it" shtick, And I'm surely not Chris with his dark "Im gonna make you bleed buckets and then break both your legs" crap.

I dont talk crap for the sake of talking crap because I believe I'm better than everyone, like my brothers do, like some other people do.

Cobryn, for example.

Maybe I dont deserve this shot. Hell, I'd be the first person to tell you I'm probably not ready for this shot. But this IS_my_shot, and I'm not going to let it goto waste.

I've asked myself that question a ton of times the last couple of days. Why did Soutter give me this shot, and not you?

Maybe it's because in my 3 months, I've never been pinned. Or, maybe it's some sick way for Soutter to torture me, as some sort of revenge for my brothers problems with him. Give me a taste of success and then yank the rug right out from under me. Or, maybe it's because I do deserve this shot! After busting my ass for three months, reward was bound to come my way.

Or maybe Cobryn, maybe it's because I've never lost to a guy with some rediculous name like "H.B.Kilmer"'s even more rediculously named cousin "Dread."

Or, maybe it's because everytime you've been given the ball, you disappear two weeks later. Maybe Soutter didnt wanna take that chance on a guy who's proven to be less than reliable when handed the ball. Sure, you're the AW world champion, But where's AW now?

[Adrian pulls his jacket over his head, and starts walking down the trail to the bottom of the mountain, as rain begins pouring down.]

Adrian: But enough about that washout.

Bill, there's a lot of things in this world that scare me, but facing you isnt one of them. I'm looking forward to this match more than any other. This is my chance. This is the biggest match in my short career, and I want to make it mean something!

This is the Tokyo Dome, one of the most famous arenas in wrestling history, and I've got the honor of wrestling in it. I'm an attention whore. I'll admit it. If the focus isnt on me, It gets to me a bit, y'know? At Genesis, the attention's going to be on me! At Genesis, I want, no, I NEED to be able to say that I made history at the Dome! I want people to look back on Genesis and say "Boy, that Adrian Tanner gave one hell of a show that night." When people look back at Genesis years down the road, I want them to remember one thing...

"Adrian Tanner Vs Triple B."

Screw the world title, This is the match that_should be remembered in future history.

Bill, you've got a side of Adrian Tanner, that noone else has ever seen. I'm one hundred and fifty percent focused completely on you.

This match may not mean much to you, but it means more than the world to me! I NEED to win this. I NEED to make history. I NEED to break out of the stigma thats been haunting me from day one. I NEED to break out of my brothers shadows once and for all.

At Genesis, I'm showing you, Soutter, Cobryn, and the rest of the world that I'm not "just another rookie kid." I'm showing the world that I'm not "just another worthless Tanner family member." I'm showing the world, that I deserve to be the Australian Heavyweight Champion!

"My Swan song?" I think not.

Thursday, is the beginning of the rest of my life.

[FADE]
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"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
-Chris Tucker, "Rush Hour"


[Fade in to Adrian Tanner walking the streets of Tokyo. Adrian has on dark blue jeans and a blue jacket with AT in silver writing and a white "Ring Syndicate: Genesis" t-shirt. Adrian stops at an intersection, waiting for the "walk" sign and sees the camera crew.]

Adrian: Padron me, but, What??

Maybe you werent watching the same "No Man's Land" I was Bill, so I'll allow you the benefit of the doubt. But could you explain to me just when I "attacked two partners in the same night?" I remember attacking you, so ok, you've got one point. But when did this other alleged "attack" happen?

Adrian stops in his tracks and mockingly pulls his hands to his face. He begins to speak in a near perfect rendition of Stan Marsh from South Park.]

Adrian: Oh My God, I Killed Porter~!

Guy off camera: You bastard!

[Adrian rolls his eyes and continues walking]

Adrian: Jake Porter, does not my tag partner make. In fact, Jake Porter is the antithesis of my choices for partners. I can't stand Jake Porter!

So...unless you count taking a "stillborn cradle" from the Hellhounds through the aboriginal announce table, and watching helplessly as my tag partner takes a flaming conchairto to the face counts as "attacking my tag partner" then I honestly cant say I know what you're talking about.

Or in other words, which I'm guessing most of Australia already realises....

You're full of shit.

Complete

Utter

Shit. Ohh, a quarter.

[Adrian bends down to pick up the quarter from the rainy sidewalk. He quickly stands back up.]

Adrian: Let me say this slowly so you can understand it...

James....Murdock...is....my....tag....team...partner. Get that? JAMES.....MURDOCK.

Not Jake Porter, and certainly not you. I'm a thinking man's wrestler, Bill, Sort of like yourself. Except I dont need to talk about a bunch of ninjitsu crap nobody cares about to get my point across.

Well, with the exception of killing Jake Porter, that just had to be done.

Everything I do has a reason, Bill. I'm in this to make a name for myself, whatever the cost! I left the crew at home this week, because I wanted this one on one. Nothing's going to get in my way this week Bill.

Sure, I'm cocky; you have to be to make it in this business. And why shouldnt I be? Did I forget to mention, "Unpinned rookie sensation?"

And then you say (in a mocking tone) "But Syberus had confidence, and his 'pure confidence' wasnt enough."

That's great Bill. But, You forget to mention that

1) You're only still the champ because of Cobryn, and

2) I'm not Syberus.

I’ve already beaten Syberus. James and I beat him so bad as the Incredible Y, he dropped that joke of a idea a few weeks later. So lets see Bill, what have you done?

I Killed Jake Porter.

I Killed Zues.

I started the beginning of the end for Syberus as the Incredible Tool.

You’ve barely won you’re last couple matches. Real good for the “Champion of Australia.” (sarcasm owns)

I don’t need “confidence,” I know I can beat you! “Any Given Sunday.” Or in you case, “Any Given Thursday.”

So keep talking about your cool background that no one cares about. Keep believing all the Hype about yourself, and keep well,…..being you. It’s going to make it that much sweeter when I add another notch to my Hype Killer status.

[Adrian turns and walks into a Tokyo movie theatre. He walks up to the booth and pays for the movie and then walks inside. The camera focuses in on one last shot before fading out, the name of the movie.]

Kill Bill

[FADE]
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Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?
- Jack Handey
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[Tokyo, a few hours later. Adrian tanner walks out of the movie theatre and dumps his popcorn in the trash. Adrian looks at his watch.]

Adrian: Shit, I didnt realise it was that long!

[Adrian runs down the street, and Just misses the bus. Pissed off, Adrian sees a payphone and runs inside the booth]

Adrian: Alright, how do you work this crap?

[Adrian starts randomly pressing buttons on the phone, hoping something works]

"Hello. You have called Boredom Annonymous, Japan."

Adrian: Bill?

"I'm sorry?"

Adrian: uh....nevermind.

[Adrian hangs up, then picks up the phone and pushes some more random buttons]

"Hello, welcome to "Taking the Hunglow, Inc." Where we..."

Adrian: Dear god no!

[Adrian hangs up again. Then picks the phone up again, and pushes more random buttons.]

"Welcome to the Cobryn hotline. For English, push one. For any other language, push one."

Adrian: Ah crap.

"You have picked English."

"Hello Wrestlenoids, Excuse me if I sound a little choked up... but I just watched Real Deal Killa's last promo. Its a tragic story. I think I may now be blind, and at the very least my IQ dropped at least 40 points. Luckily thats still at least 30 to 40 points higher than yours is."


Adrian: Says the guy who lost to Dread.

"Ya know, I was just thinking about that time when I lost to Dread. And I wanted to say to my fans... that hes dead now. Yes, Dread died after a prolonged coma last week that started after my revenge match. It turned out it wasnt "The Answer" that killed him, but I asked him for change for a twenty and he had a stroke."

Adrian: You still lost to him

"The good thing is, I beat him three times after the debacle."

Adrian: And yet, you still lost to him.

"Ahem."

Adrian: That's like me losing to Triple B, shouldnt happen....EVER!

"You know. Cobryn was just thinking about the Australian title match at that thing they are calling a pay per view, and you know what Cobryn was thinking?"

Adrian: what?

"Besides the fact that Cobryn should obviously be in this match. He was thinking that Tanner has no chance."

Adrian: What?!

Cobryn: Thats right you heard me right. No chance.

Adrian: That coming from the guy who lost to Dread... Man, where's the off switch to this thing?

[Adrian pushes some more random numbers]

"See even though Tripps is as vulnerable as a two dollar crack whore in a rehab center, alright Real Deal Killa's wife..."

Adrian:...Cobryn still lost to Dread? There's the difference between you and me Cobryn. I wont lose to a played out ninja, while you....lost to Dread.

Cobryn: Will you get off the Dread thing already? He was getting a Goldberg push at the time! Err...

Cobryn: Now Wrestlenoids, this is the part of the call where I tell you all why Cobryn is so great. You see just this past week I was driving through town and I stopped at a red light.

But thats not all I did. I even slowed down when I saw a yellow one after that. Thats what it all hit me how...

[Adrian puts the phone down]

Adrian: Jesus, it's like listening to BBB, only he doesnt make me wanna slam my head into the wall repeatedly till I pass out. Although it's close, but I'd still take Bill's crap over this washout. Although, if I had my way, it'd be taking Bill's crap, along with Bill and throwing it/him off a cliff, prefereably one thats above Cobryn's glass house. Then all I have to do is wait for Bill to bore Cobryn so long that I'll get to see my 1st murder/suicide in Australia.


[At this point five minutes have passed by. Adrian picks the phone back up.]

Cobryn: And thats reason 5432 B why Cobryn is so great.

Adrian: Are you still here?

Cobryn: Cobryn is everywhere son.

Adrian: Damn it. How the Hell did he know that I said that?

Cobryn: Cobryn is omnipotent. Now, as a parting shot, to finish what I was saying about that Aussie belt match...

Adrian: Cobryn's scared of BBB

Cobryn: Tripps couldnt carry Cobryn's jock strap in a suitcase, if he had a crane and a uclid . But this match here, not that I care who wins, or the fact that the buy rate for this ppv is less than what I pay to wash my car, but I'm going to give Tanner some credit, hes got the whole surprise thing going for him, and at least he does wrestling moves. Not to mention at least he had the sense to call the Cobryn hotline.

Adrian: How the?

Operator: This call was prerecorded. Thank you for calling the Cobryn hotline. [click]

Adrian: Damn it.

[Adrian gives up with the phone and heads out of the phone booth. He starts to walk down the street, looking for any sign of an english phone book.]

Adrian: I do have to agree with him though. I mean, Cobryn's the defition of "Paper Champion" and He could easily wipe the floor with the Paper Champion of Australia. That's not saying much though.

My dog has more in ring ability than BBB,

......And probably Cobryn.

[Adrian continues his search for a way back to his hotel as the scene fades.]

~OOC: Cobryn appears with permission.~
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