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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:48 PM Post #1 |
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Adrian Tanner Jr. Vs SuperNed Non Title Match Tripps, I've never said this before, but can you please do us all a huge favor and just shut the fuck up? -- Cobryn. [Scene opens up to show KGB Inc, Australia. The tall building has been torn apart and redone to suit its new ownership. The camera takes a flying effect and swoop upward across the building, and we can see inside some of the windows on different floors. One such window shows Bryant Tanner relaxing a private penthouse sized office watching some HPWA TV and relishing in waiting to see the look on Power's face when Bryant no-show's an HPWA event for the second, and last time. The camera goes farther up to the top story. As the camera tries to zoom in on the dimly lit room we can make out a few figures sitting at a table engulfed in almost complete darkness. The focus changes to another camera inside the room, and we can clearly make out Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia sitting near the head of the table. An old gypsy woman sits at the head, holding a crystal ball in her hands.] Old gypsy woman: Now, we are about to begin a powerful act. You must all be at one with yourselves and be sure you want to go through with this, because once we do there is no stopping it. Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Look lady, I didn’t hire you to preach about the dangers of what we’re doing. I hired you to do a job, so…do it. Old gypsy woman: No one speaks to Madame Isabella like that! I should curse you for that. Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Please! You’re not even a real gypsy. You’re name’s Jackie and Brandon found you out on the street working as a hooker to get money for your crackfiend addiction! Now, unless you don’t want that $200 I promised, then get the fuck on with it. Madame Isabella: I never..! [Adrian points towards the door as if to say “there’s the door.” “Madame Isabella” takes her seat.] Madame Isabella: …Right. Where were we? Ahhh yesss. (picks up her crystal ball) Yeesss, I sense very powerful forces in the air. Everyone, join hands and we shall commence the séance’. Spirits, you have visitors who wish to speak with you, let me be your guide, I command you! [The candles start to flicker as Madame Isabella starts to twitch in her seat.] Madame Isabella: (speaking a strange voice) “Heeellllloooo. Heeeelp me! Please, make it stop! Make the bad man stop talking, for the love of god, make it stoooop!! [Madame Isabella starts to twitch violently and scream in pain, muttering the same thing over and over again…”Make him stop.”] Brandon Fernadez: Ohh ohh, I know this one. [Adrian nods in Brandon’s direction] Brandon: It’s all the people that have committed suicide after listening to BBB drone on about absolutely nothing over and over and over again, right? Madame Isabella: (Still speaking in a strange voice, although she’s particially recovered from the pain she was feeling earlier) You are correct child. Are they any questions you’d like to ask them? Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Meh, That kind of explains itself. I mean who around here doesn’t want to kill themselves after hearing Bill speak? Next spirit, please. [Madame Isabella looks up, then her eyes roll back into her head and she starts violently twitching again, so hard that she falls backwards and slams her head on the floor behind her.] Brandon: Is she….ok? Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Good question… [Adrian and Brandon rush over to Madame Isabella’s chair. They grab her and help her back into the seat.] Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Are you alright, there? Um…hello? [Adrian grabs a nearby stick and begins poking the unconscious hooker/gypsy psychic with it] Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Hello? Are you… [Madame Isabella’s head flies up from its position on the table. Her eyes are glazed over with blood flowing from her forehead, and foam coming from her mouth. She starts to shriek wildly, then simply falls back onto the desk.] Brandon: O….k. Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: What the hell was that? [Adrian begins to poke the poor woman with the stick again] Madame Isabella: RAAAARGH!!! [Madame Isabella flies upward in her seat again and begins to speak in a deep voice.] Madame Isabella: I am Zeus, god of thunder~! You will all bow to me!! Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Oh Christ no. Brandon: I Thought this tool was dead, yo? Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: He is dead. Madame Isabella: I am Zeus, God of thunder~!!!! Bow to me peons! Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: All right there, Jackie. Calm down now. That’s enough; we’re done playing séance now. Madame Isabella: SILENCE! I am Zeus, God of thunder!! I command you to bow to me! Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Ooooook, “Zeus,” fine. So “Zeus,” what brings you here today? You didn’t get enough from the beating I gave you last time? Madame Isabella: SILENCE MORTAL~! I am not the imposter who calls himself Zeus and pretends to do things not possible by mere mortals, I am ZEUS, greek god of thunder~!!!! Brandon: What the hell do we do now, yo? Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: …Just play along for now. Oh, all mighty Zeus, forgive me. But while you’re here, could I ask you a few questions? Madame Isabella: You may. Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: What did you think of that imposter “Zues?” Madame Isabella: “Zues” was a Herpes attack on the nutsack of the universe. How dare that peon usurp my name! Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Especially without spelling it right eh? Madame Isabella: The misspelling was the ultimate in ignorance and unforgivable! I must thank you Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia for putting this imposter out of the universes misery. Adrian tanner, Champion of Australia: …That’s what I’m here for. “Zues’s” friend, “Nasty” rash appeared on the scene here in Australia recently, and proceeded to call me the “lowest form of life,” and that only “steers and queers” come from Arizona. What would you say about this, oh all mighty Zeus? Madame Isabella: 1st, You’re ignorant opponent has Arizona mixed up with Texas. Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Trust me, it doesn’t take much to confuse ol’ neddy boy. Madame Isabella: Secondly, him calling you the lowest form of life is about as moronic as BBB thinking his promos are entertaining. Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Wow, so even the gods believe Tripps should be shot and put out to pasture like the rest of us do? Madame Isabella: Very much so. Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Well, thank you all mighty one. But now its time to get your head examined. Boys…. [A group of security guards bursts through the door and tackle Madame Isabella/Zeus. Adrian and Brandon simply stand up and walk out of the room.] Brandon: So, you coming to KC’s going away party? Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: And miss my last chance to piss of Chris before seeing him for another two-three months? Are you kidding me? Of coarse I am. Brandon: Heh, all right. I’ll go get the car. Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Cool. Be there in a few. [Brandon leaves toward the elevator] Adrian Tanner, Champion of Australia: Ned, little bit of advice pal, Stay far away from that ring on Friday. And I mean far away. Or don’t, and see what It feels like to have both your legs broken at my hands. Either way’s fine with me, really. [Adrian pats his Australian heavyweight title that’s draped over his shoulder] Adrian tanner, Champion of Australia: God, it’s good to be king. [FADE] |
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