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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Jun 5 2011, 02:50 PM Post #1 |
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Main Event : Australian Heavyweight Title ; Adrian Tanner Jr Vs Syberus! [Fade in to...blackness. Then three words appear on the screen. "No Man's Land" Ross Carlisle : Looks like this one has been thrown out as a no contest, we got ourselves a draw folks, and that means Syberus retains his World Cruiserweight strap. Melvin: What the…? Voice Over: "The beginning of a beautiful friendship?" [Adrian Tanner slides into the ring with his chair and starts swinging at the five assailants.] Ross Carlisle: I don’t believe this. Is Adrian Tanner helping Triple B? Voiceover:"Wouldnt have been the first time." [Tanner gets everyone to back off, and then stands in between Bill and the five, as Bill starts to get to his feet.] Voiceover: But this was so much more fun. Melvin: Nope! [Tanner drops the chair, and turns toward Bill] Ross Carlisle: REVOLVER!! What is going on here? Tanner drops the man he beat for the Australian Title with his finishing move and then rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp. Voiceover: Paging Triple B. Can you hear me? Did you get the message, Tripps? Did I make it clear enough for you? [Tanner drops the chair, and turns toward Bill] Ross Carlisle: REVOLVER!! Voiceover: Reality check time ladies and germs. I am the real deal, and anyone who doesnt like it, well... [Tanner drops the chair, and turns toward Bill] Ross Carlisle: REVOLVER!! [The camera pulls back to reveal Adrian Tanner, dressed in blue track pants and his brand new "Revolver" T-shirt. He's standing on the hill below "The Nut," in Port Stanley, Tasmania, a red bandana tied to keep his hair back and dark blue tinted sunglasses shield his eyes from the bright sun. The Australian Heavyweight Title is draped across his shoulder.] Adrian Tanner: Welcome new viewers and old, to what shall from now on be recogonized as "The Adrian Tanner show!" The weekly viewing of Ring Syndicate Australia where Adrian Tanner attempts, quite impossibly, to bring some poor shmuck the commish puts in his path up to par with his level of awesomeness. God, I love that. I just cant get over how great that sounds! Adrian Tanner (moving his hands as if they were a marquee) Australian Heavyweight Champion! Oh sure, at first it was kinda bittersweet. I mean I bust my ass for 5 months and earn a shot for the Australian Title, then by sheer improbable odds I actually WIN. Then everyone and their mama comes out of the woodwork, "well, hyuk, that had to be a screwjob. There's no way this kid coulda actually beaten the allmihgty wrestler who doesnt do wrasslin moves for a title said wrassler who doesnt do wrasslin moves didnt deserve in the first place..." [That's called sarcasm ladies.] Adrian Tanner: Here I am, poor kid from backwater Tucson,Arizona and I actually managed to do the unthinkable, and Noone around here can accept that fact. But that's ok, ladies. See, I get it now. It's so clear to me now... You're all jealous. Yep, no use hiding it anymore. Why? Because in one night, in one match I, Adrian Tanner, did the unthinkable. I BEAT BBB. And in that one match, in that one victory, I proved that I was better than every single person in this company, and that eats you all alive. But that's ok ladies. I mean, why shouldnt it? Because I did things the right way. I came into this company, and I worked my ass off. I never asked for any title shots, I never bitched and moaned about getting left off a card. I simply showed up, and did my job. Night after night, victory after victory. I didnt play politcs. I can't stand Paul e Normous, and I've never played find the magic ball with Drags. I came out and did my job, and when I was given my shot, I made it count exactly like I said it would, and that pisses you assholes off! Because the insecure jackoffs that run around this fed couldnt take that blow to their egos. They couldnt accept that a kid who stood out and took the right approach could become the Australian Heavyweight Champion before any of them! Well, it happened ladies. And get used to it, because now that I've got this belt I dont plan on giving it up anytime soon. [Adrian walks up the hill towards the top of The Nut. He stops almost at the top, the sun shining brightly behind him, so bright that it seems like he's the only thing that can be seen.] Adrian: Ohh, look The Messiah's back. The Messiah that my brother Christian used to idolise, is back. The Messiah that my bro Bryant used to call a friend, is back. Well, good for you buddy. (Adrian gives the thumbs up a sign to the camera with a half hearted smile.)I just hope you're not expecting the same blind loyalty you got from my idiot brothers, because y'know, Im not them. Oh, and messy... I can call you messy right? You interefere in my business again, Im knockin you the fuck out. Just fair warning. That brings me to another point. The crumbling egos around here is sad. I mean, really guys, I knew I was going to have to deal with the insults once I won, but can't you retards come up with something better than comparing me to my brothers' success, or lack there of? Even the commish, who has no right to make fun of anyone's success when he knows that he carried around a certain Jr title that never rightfully belonged to him, is doing it now. So, one more time, for the really slow people out there like Tripps and Drags I'll clear this up for ya. Come here. (motioning to the camera) You see this? (The camera does a close up as Adrian points to the Australian title.) Adrian: What does that say? (pointing to the name plate) Does it say, Christian Tanner? (The camera shakes left-to-right, signafying a "no") Adrian: Does it say Bryant Tanner? (The camera shakes no again) Adrian: No it doesnt. It says, "Adrian Tanner," doesnt it? (The camera shakes up and down signafying a yes) Adrian: So...since it's here, (pats the belt) across my shoulder, then that must make me 'gasp' Adrian Tanner! Is that easy enough for you to understand now Drags? I doubt it, but that'll have to do. That brings me to shmuck number 2. Syberus. A guy who, like me, beat BBB. A guy who, like me, noone believed he could do it. But there is a difference between us... I pinned Tripps. You didnt. Im the Australian Heavyweight Champion! You're not. I'm already in your head Syb. The lack of bullshit not already spouting from your mouth proves it. That's pretty surprising too. Because considering the fact I've already beaten you, I almost expected to watch tv and see three promos from you about it already. Or maybe your just doing what I did, taking a few days off to relax. Bill took me lightly Syb, and look where it got him. You took me lightly once too. Don't take me lightly again.... [Tanner drops the chair, and turns toward Bill] Ross Carlisle: REVOLVER!! [FADE] |
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