| Kyung Foolery; NEXTWAVE vs Ja Gi and Mason Daniels - Redemption 08/21/11 | |
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| Arizonas Most Wanted | Aug 21 2011, 09:00 PM Post #1 |
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[The scene opens up on the rich, beautiful scenery of sunny Puerto PeƱasco, otherwise known by most English-speaking tourists as "Rocky Point." The town, which connects the Baja peninsula with the rest of Mexico, sits about 100 kilometers from the Arizona border and is a big vacation spot for those Arizonians who want to experience the beach but don't want to drive 8 hours over to California to do so. And this is where we find your heroes and mine, the new number one contenders to the PW Tag Team titles, those lovable scamps known as NEXTWAVE~! Adrian and Rachel are currently lounging next to each other on the beach, a number condos behind them in the background, while a restaurant sits a little ways away on the beachfront. Adrian is wearing a pair of red Superman "S-shield" swim trunks with no shirt, and a black baseball cap with the Nextwave logo on it, while Rachel is wearing a black bikini screen printed with little red hearts and white skulls, her skin gleaming from a thick application of sunblock.] Adrian: Ahh... this is good. I forgot how relaxing this place could be. Rachel: It's not Hawaii... but it's close. Adrian: It's not Hawaii, but it's definitely something we needed after the last few weeks or so. [Rachel nods in agreement.] Rachel: Amen to that, babe... amen to that. Adrian: With this stalker situation, The Stone and Chaos incident, the looong flight back between Rome and home, and well... the TV Title loss... [He glances away momentarily.] Adrian: It's good to have a break. Rachel: Indeed... besides, we needed the recharge. Adrian: Aye, we did. It helps that it's a short drive for such a fantastic vi- Brandon: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Adrian: ... [Adrian cut is off by the loud, girlish squeal of his best friend Brandon Young water skiing by on the back of a boat.] Rachel: I wonder if I'd get arrested for shooting him with a paint ball gun... [Adrian chuckles.] Adrian: Eh, he's alright. I mean I'd laugh, but the guy's been through some stuff in the last week. Rachel: I can't believe it, but he managed to get knocked even goofier. Adrian: Yeah... Fuckin' concussions, how do they work? [Adrian shakes his head at his own bad joke before reaching down and taking a sip from a bottle of water.] Rachel: Are you sure he's medically cleared to be out there? I mean, water feels mighty hard when you smack into it if you're going fast enough. Adrian: I'm not sure on that either, but Cecil has orders to slow down every few minutes so he can't ever get fast enough to hit that hard. At least, that's the theory. [Rachel... somehow does not look comforted by this fact. Adrian notices his wife's look and grabs her hand.] Adrian: I know that doesn't help, love, but... it's Bacon. You know him, he gets an idea in his head it's nearly impossible to stop him. At least this way he's got some chaperoning. Ceece is gonna pull him back to land soon enough anyways. Rachel: Yeah, I know. I can't help but worry, though. Adrian: Oh, I know. I cringe every time he hits a wave. Sonofabitch better end up okay, or I'ma kill him. Rachel: And then I'll resurrect his ass long enough to kill him again. [Adrian chuckles again.] Adrian: But anyways, enough thinking about bad things, we're supposed to be relaxing and celebrating! Did you hear that crowd when we popped outta the delorean? And wrestling inside the friggen COLISEUM?! Man, that was epic. Rachel: And now we've got an even BIGGER reason to lodge our boots so far up the collective asses of those jerkasses Stone and what's-his-face. They've got our titles, after all. Adrian: Heh, yeah. I'm just itching to really teach Chris Chaos a lesson in who you DON'T try to use as a stepping stone for your shambling career. Rachel: Word. [Adrian gives his wife a weird look.] Rachel: What?! You say it all the time! Adrian: ...Fair enough. So, ya see who we have this we- Brandon: WOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [Adrian is once again interrupted by the Young Gun as the boat drives near them going past.] Adrian: Gah dammit Brandon! Anywho, you see who we get this week? Rachel: Yep! None other than your good buddy Jaggy-- Adrian: ...Babe, I know we do the cutesy nicknames and all, but Ja Gi's actually a pretty cool guy. Also saying it like that brings back memories of a tiny half-Japanese man thinking he's a bling-wearing gangsta and rolling with (air quotes) "phat bitches and hoes," and well, that's just... [Adrian shudders.] Rachel: Then what am I supposed to call him? I mean, I MARRIED you, and you have a nickname. Adrian: And I loves my nickname, but I dunno, he at least deserves more respect than the rest of the guys we've beaten 'round here yknow? Rachel: Well GiGi sounds even worse, and JaJa sounds like I'm screaming 'yes' in German over and over again.... hm. I'm gonna have to come back to this one. [The Arizona Assassin shakes his head with a laugh.] Adrian: Luckily there's someone else we can focus on till' ya do! Rachel: Oh, you mean Masey... A.K.A. "he who talks right out of his ass like his drunkie friend". Adrian: Mase, I was going to come on here and congratulate you for being the last match Diet Rach graced Pw's presence with for the time being, but apparently you and her are 'good friends.' I'm not sure how you can be good friends with a woman you barely had any interaction with outside of her accepting your open challenge. I mean you could say you guys met offscreen and all, but given that I saw firsthand what she does when she isnt in that ring, that's probably not likely. Or it opens up a whole new side of you, mister "Dean of Extreme." Either way, moving on. Rachel: They totally followed the bad porno formula. [Wait, what?! Adrian gives his wife another funny look.] Rachel: Y'know... guy meets girl, girl hits knees for guy, instant friends! Adrian: ...That could explain it. Hell with Drunk Classic, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest. Just look at how quickly she wanted to jump MY bones. But yeah, Mase, I can't deny you've got talent. You do, buddy. You're a hell of a talent, but uh... [He scratches his head.] Adrian: The thought you and Ja Gi, well no I'll leave him outta this rant, but the thought that you... have more what did you say? "Heart" and "drive" than me or this little lady over here? [He points over to Rachel.] Adrian: Well, ah... how do I put this nicely? You are out of your fucking mind. [A stern glare to the camera from the Arizona Assassin soon follows. ...and it is a glare his wife mirrors.] Rachel: Yes, because it's impossible for anyone else to have more heart than the person that's still relatively new to the company, that is itching to win their first-ever championship, and that generally is out to prove that Yes, Virginia, they DO belong in this business, right? News flash, Masey-- YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT DESCRIBES. That also describes ME to a tee... and unlike your testicle-having ass, I've been fighting to prove that last bit ever since the first time that I even mentioned wanting to be a wrestler, not just a piece of ass in skimpy tights! Adrian: It's telling, really, how seemingly everyone we've faced, your 'good friend' most certainly included, has had the same little diatribe to give us. "We're better than you guys, you dont have the heart for this, you can't POSSIBLY win when you're married and have to look out for each other, yadda yadda rinse and repeat." I was really hoping, facing Ja Gi and you, that this time would be different. Well I know I can count on that from Ja Gi but once again I expected something better out of a guy like you Mase. It seems to me that the 'new breed' of wrestling really is all just a bunch of hot air and empty threats, because that's what guys like you have been every single time I or we've faced one of 'em. And this time is, unfortunately, no different. So we've got the chemistry, but you and Ja Gi have the heart, right? How exactly does that work? I mean, even though this'll be the thousandth time I've related this, it's not like Rach and me come from wrestling families or anything. It's not like the two of us were pretty much BORN into this or anything! But no, you, mister still-fresh-outta-wrestling-school rookie, YOU most assuredly have US beat in the heart department, it must be, because you say so. [Adrian just stares at the camera.] Rachel: But Adge, pulling his head out of his ass and actually looking at the world around him rather than living in his own self-righteous fantasy world is too HARD! [The Atomic Redhead scoffs.] Rachel: Since you're fresh out of wrestling school, I'll be nice and give you a little life lesson, free of charge. No matter how big and bad you think you are, no matter how much you tell yourself that you're the one that wants it the most... there is always, ALWAYS someone out there that is just waiting to make you their BITCH that night because they want it more than you do. They NEED it, they NEED that victory like it's a bottle of water in the middle of the desert. I've ran into a couple of folks like that, Adge has ran into his fair share of them over the span of his career... and at Redemption? You're going to be standing across the ring from TWO of them. And while oversized, tattooed guys aren't my type... that won't stop me from whippin' your ass as if you were paying me to dominate your ass. Adrian: My lovely wife is right on point, Mase. I've already seen what a true PW champion looks like, and it ain't you. Not yet anyways. No, he's that guy that's gonna be standing by your side in this match. And while he beat me at Golden Dreams, that doesn't mean I'm not able to get a little payback at Redemption. By the way "champ," it's probably not a good idea to tell your upcoming partner that you're looking to upstage not only us, but HIM in the same match. I know Ja Gi's the honorable sort and probably won't even bother about it, but yeah... bad jujo there, man. Of course it's a moot point, since this is a TAG TEAM match featuring, yknow, an actual TAG TEAM with a year's experience together versus two guys who thanks to you probably won't get along all that well. And again, bravo on that. [He gives a thumbs up.] Adrian: Not only do we have the chemistry, but I guarantee you we have the heart and the drive too, Mase. See, you're still young, you're hungry, I get it. But I'm hungry too guy, I'm hungry to score another set of titles to add to my rather large collection, I'm hungry to even up my run with Ja Gi to one a piece, and I'm also hungry for a world where people like you get some sense knocked into them at an early go around so they learn things they should rightfully know BEFORE they graduate from wrestling school but usually don't. Luckily for you, WE'RE here to teach you that lesson! So hey it works out. Rachel: We ought to charge the bastard for it, while we're at it. Adrian: We should, but I think we'll give this one free of charge. Rachel: Because we're generous like that. Adrian: Indeed. And now I guess we should turn our attention to your partner. Ja Gi, if I didn't say it before I just wanted to say, congrats man! I knew whichever one of us won at Golden Dreams would unseat Stone. All hail the Redempto-vision Champion! [He offers a 'cheers' motion with his water bottle.] Rachel: ...Moonie? Nah, too-belonging-to-a-small-doggish... [Adrian quirks an eyebrow at his wife, whom continues to puzzle out what to nickname Ja Gi.] Adrian: Uh, yeah so... I hope you're ready for round two, man, cause I sure as hell am! You got me once, and that's cool, and you may get me again down the road. But not this time. This time, I have the POWER OF LOVE~! on my side, fighting side by side with the love of my life, to cement our status as the best tag team on Redemption? That's a game I don't lose. If you watched the match at UTCL, you saw how well that same power worked for us then. It's what we do. We're not just bound by the same laws of tag team wrestling, there's an added bonus that gives us +5 to hulking and +10 to winning matches when everyone else says we can't. Rachel: And that's not even counting the +pi that we have just because we're us. Adrian: Right. That's not to say we're taking you lightly, I know better than that. In fact, the loss at Golden Dreams has only made us focus even more on how to defeat you. Rachel: And the way to beat you, dude... is to play to our strengths. We've proven, time and time again, that we are the most cohesive unit in PW today-- and that's something that, no matter how much your rookie of a partner thinks it doesn't matter, is going to tip the scales in our favor. Adrian: That we have, and that it will. Individually, you're a match for either one of us, but the difference here is going to be the TEAM, and as long as they keep throwing paired together duos at us, we will ALWAYS have the upper hand. You're a smart fighter, but so are we. Mase the jury's still out on. But whatever strategy you have for this match is going to be nullified by a partner who's young, inexperienced, and outright admitted he wanted to gain the upper hand over you as much as us. While we are cool, calculated, and totally in sync. Rachel: Indeed. Although once the ending bell is over, you had best believe that we'll help you put lil' Masey over your knee so you can give him the whipping he deserves. Adrian: Damn skippy. [He chuckles at the mental image of the three of them holding Mason Daniels over Ja Gi's knee.] Adrian: Win or lose though -even though it's totally gonna be a win- I have to say it's once again an honor to face you in combat, mister Kyung Moon. You are a worthy opponent, and a hell of a guy. I look forward to lockin' up with you again. I just hope you'll forgive me when it's Mase or YOU staring up at the lights this time. [And there's the smirk!] Rachel: ...I've got it! Adrian: Got what? Rachel: What I'll call Ja Gi. Adrian: Oh? Rachel: Yep! He shall be known as.. Kung-Fu! Adrian: ... [Adrian bursts into laughter.] Rachel: What?! It fits! For his king-fu is mighty indeed... y'know, just not mighty enough to beat our combined strength. [Adrian's head tilts as he looks as he wife.] Adrian: ...Uh huh. [He shakes his head.] Adrian: Well uh, anyways... Ja Gi, Mase, we'll see ya in the ring. And when you're waking up in the trainers room wondering what happened and how you got there? Rachel: Be sure to tell 'em NEXTWAVE sent you! [The camera starts to fa-] Brandon: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Adrian: ... [Adrian facepalms. Then we fade for real.] |
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