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Topic Started: Apr 23 2015, 03:47 AM (71 Views)
Synesthesia
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Link --> Enraged US man shoots his malfunctioning computer

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A man in the US city of Colorado Springs faces police action after becoming so frustrated with his computer that he took it outside and shot it eight times, police say.

"He was having technology problems, so he took it to the back alley and destroyed it," a police spokesman said.

Lucas Hinch was briefly detained for discharging a firearm within the city.

He did not realise he was breaking the law when he went "Wild West" on his machine, local media reported.

A judge is due to decide what penalty he will receive.

"He got tired of fighting with his computer for the last several months," police spokesman Jeff Strossner told the Colorado Springs Gazette.

The paper said that Mr Hinch "shot the darn thing" when ctrl+alt+delete - the traditional method used to re-boot computers - "consistently did not work" on Monday evening.

"He was able to wreak the kind of revenge most of us only dream about," the paper said. "The computer is not expected to recover."
My favourite part was when a borderline mentally retarded person shot a computer with a gun he shouldn't have been allowed to own.
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Mighty Oracle
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Oh dear. XD
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Enrei
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Dude we need guns in America for reasons.
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To commit murder against computers?
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WolfenAmphithere
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^this is precisely the reason
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Enrei
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Apr 23 2015, 02:21 PM
To commit murder against computers?
Exactly. Computers are evil mind control tools used by the government.
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Lotus Prince
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Not a computer, but it'll do.

Edited by Lotus Prince, Apr 23 2015, 09:01 PM.
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Yes, yes it will.

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Edited by Synesthesia, Apr 24 2015, 03:11 AM.
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