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What's the worst injury you've ever had?
Topic Started: Oct 2 2010, 01:57 AM (351 Views)
Mighty Oracle
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Since I'm about to go to bed, I'll post mine tomorrow. But you guys go on ahead without me.
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Super Slash
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I got nailed in the back of my left foot with a warehouse door when I was around 6 or so. I had to get stitches, and I wasn't even put to sleep for them; I was held down. =(

I think the stitches themselves hurt worse than the actual wound.
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Super Slash
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Oh yeah, and another one I had which was probably worse, was when I went to a dentist to get one of my teeth pulled. He pulled it with a wrench and without numbing it at all. That hurt. Really, really bad. Stupid dentist.

I was a bit younger than I was when I had the injury I described above, too, I believe.
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Raven
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I've been pretty lucky throughout my life, the worst injury I can remember is just a giant graze I got when I fell over once. Nothing major, but it did hurt like hell :U
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Enrei
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I slipped with my great sword and almost severed my head...Oh wait, that was in Malifaux >_>

I got kicked in the jaw, but that didn't hurt that much. The guy realized he had slipped and was able to reduce his strength a bit(Tae Kwon Do practice stuff), but my jaw still pops and gets screwed up some times...
I got kicked in the nose extremely hard as a kid and bled for a good 30 minutes, and that same year I also skidded across asphalt on my elbow...

I really don't get hurt much.
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Trixter
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I broke my left arm when I was 5. I was with some friends in a backyard (our backyard was essentially a huge downward hill) and we tried to pile in like four of us in a small play-car that barely held two 5-year olds. It ended up tipping over on my side.

I don't really remember it hurting too much, but what sucks is that I got the chicken pox like two days after getting the cast for it. <_<
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Mighty Oracle
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As promised, here is my story:

When I was like 7 my aunt ordered a product from QVC that was called the "tire horse swing". It was basically a horse made out of tire rubber that you had to tie to a tree. There were large ears protruding upward from the head. When I was riding on it, my face got too close to them, and my left eye smashed right into the left ear. I don't remember if it bled or not, but I seem to recall that it did.

There was also a very deep scratch. I had to go to the hospital immediately afterward, where he [the doctor] said that he had never seen such a severe cut in the eye before.

Subsequent to this event, I had to wear an eye patch for several weeks until I healed. It left permanent damage though, in that my left eye is now permanently lower than my right one. It consistently looks more shut.

Another notable injury occurred a couple years later. I attempted to perform a backflip on my aunt's bed. I didn't make it all the way through. Instead, both my knees clobbered my nose head on, and it bled immensely. Hurt like hell too. This caused the bone in my nose to bend a little bit, and it now has a slightly distorted appearance.

Also, though I have no definitive proof of this, or even solid evidence, I strongly believe that this injury is what led to my now widespread nasal problems.
Edited by Mighty Oracle, Oct 2 2010, 10:41 PM.
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Lotus Prince
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I fell on asphalt on got a scar on my right knee. This was back in the first or second grade, so it's nearly invisible now.
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Incredamage
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I've... Had stupid accidents. XD

I forgot how old I was, but it's ranged between 4-7. In the apartments we lived in in Germany, there was this park in the backyard. It was decent size, with a set of like five swings, a see-saw, and a huuuuge (at least to me at that age), very wide slide. Could fit like 3-4 of us at once and we would race down. I think it was at least ten feet tall. One day, me and the other kids from the area decided to get daring. We'd have the 3-4 other kids racing down the slide, BUT, we'd also have two kids sliding down each side of the raised little edges of the slide. It was plastic, so it couldn't hurt. Everybody in front of me went down fine, and eventually it was my turn.

Apparently, gravity likes my right side to be on the ground more than my left. <_< I'm holding on tight like all the other kids while we're merrily sliding down. All I know is that in one second my body decided it was time to get off a little too high up the slide, my hands lose their grip, and I was falling. People can't turn themselves around like cats, you know. :sadawesome: So the way I fell, I landed. On my back. Hard enough (yeah, the sand didn't help) for the wind to be knocked out of me. I couldn't breathe for at least five minutes. XD I cried like a punk.

Next one is worse in my opinion.

I'm at least nine or twelve now. I'm hanging out at my friend's friend's house for some odd reason. We're in the living room, and for some reason we were called outside. Probably to leave, but that's not all that important.

Now, I'm guessing the friend's friend's parents had cleaned the front of the house when we weren't looking. It might've been that, or it might've been the lighting from outside. For whatever reason, I thought their screen door (I call it a screen door. Might be different. The glass-plastic type of door. :P) was open already.

It wasn't.

I only wish somebody was sitting to the side of me taping it with a slow motion feature. XD From what I remember from the .5 seconds of impact, my face was the only thing that hit the door. I knocked my head back, turned around, and screamed bloody murder, followed by hours of my nose stinging like mad and a day or so of not feeling my nose at all. Somehow, it didn't bleed. Might've been all the kids and their parents laughing at me. XD
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Jackson
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^ bahahahha

Well I was at my friend's birthday party just hanging out and stuff when we picked up this foam finger. For some odd reason (I was about 13 years old) I wanted to round house kick him. So When I came around expecting to hit his side, I hit his hand. The impact was so hard that it nearly sprained my ankle. I couldn't walk on it for a week.

I was getting ready to go camping with two of my friends and My friend Brian and I thought it would be funny to make a recording on Michael's phone of us beating up Michael. So we grabbed the phone ad started recording. It sounded kind of like this "Hi I'm Brian." "And I'm Jackson, and we're gonna kick Micahel's ass!" *Running* *Oh god what are you doing?* (Super High pitch girl scream) Except the girl scream was me.

What happened was when Brian and I were running into Michael's room, Brian and I got caught into the door.... So did my toe. My right pinky toe got caught against the door and broke my toe, tore the skin in half on the webbing of my toe and broke the nail. We all thought I just stubbed my toe so I sat onto Michael's bed and shook bad because it hurt so much. Brian looks down and sees a blood trail from the door to the bed where my foot was just bleeding everywhere. All over the couch, Brian's shoes, and Mike's bed. After I died a little inside I couldn't stop laughing.
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