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| MythrilX | Jul 15 2011, 05:30 PM Post #1 |
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MythrilV grew up as a short midgety skinny dumbass, then he jumped in a pool of toxic waste and became tall and strong like a fat ape, then one day he found his way into the crimson blades and then he started mercenarying........end of story ![]() and now heres an extended version that is not related to the story above MythrilV was orphaned when young and was adopted by a giant and his four sons, those giants raised him to be big and strong,being able to lift tree trunks at the young age of 6 and now taller than you average person.All was well until he reached the age of 17. One day, while helping his family with chores, they were attacked by an army of bandits called the Swarmtroopers led by darth the vader, who's face has never been seen by anyone.the Swarmtroopers stormed the house,ready to steal everything and kill everyone.however MythrilV's adopted father was a trained giant warrior who was in a royal army for 16 years fought back along with his 4 sons while MythrilV ran from his house MythrilV fled from his home and ran into a forest.where he befriended an intelligent ape, this intelligent ape showed MythrilV the way of pummeling your enemies to the ground, various wrestling moves, and utilizing your environment to your fullest potential. for the next 4 years, MythrilV spent his days training and training punching trees until they broke and fighting like a savage beast.soon a wise and blind monk that went by the name of li cin came across MythrilV in his travels and sense the rage within MythrilV, taking him to the lodge of legends(YES IT REFERENCES LETHS STORY A LITTLE) where he fought many warriors for a very long long time until he failed to take on the more elite warriors of the lodge of legends After his sense of rage was gone, he traveled around town, and going to local towns to beat criminals. however,revenge was still on his mind, every day he keeps thinking of darth the vader and says "i'll get you someday".one day while traveling he sees a familiar face, one who haunted his past and destroyed his life. the infamous darth the vader himself along with a few Swarmtroopers. MythrilV grabbed the nearest tree trunk and rushed into the swarm of swarmtroopers. "He's not even human!!!! RUUUUUUNNNN" yelled a swarmtrooper. Darth the vader attacked MythrilV but MythrilV overwhelmed him and defeated him, MythrilV then removed darth the vader's masked and said "THIS...........IS..VENGANCE!!!!!!",then slit his throat. after that he started traveling again and traveled to the little town of Colhen. he stayed at the inn until the crimson blade mistaken him as a rookie mercenary. soon he fought a giant spider,saved the oracle, and had a nice semi-relaxing life in quahog........I mean Colhen. Days later he met ANOTHER familiar face, one who was from the lodge of legends. He is called Lethop,a master swordsmen who promotes wearing no pants, he showed the powers that MythrilV could gained by wearing no pants and so he joined the cult.............i mean guild. then MythrilV lives happily ever after. Edited by MythrilX, Aug 11 2011, 01:02 AM.
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| Lethop | Jul 15 2011, 06:35 PM Post #2 |
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LOL nice. He's like the superman of the guild. Except he wasn't a mutant. Who would he be compared to?
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| MythrilX | Jul 15 2011, 06:45 PM Post #3 |
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teh hulk, i'm pretty much making him seem cool by insulting him at the same time
Edited by MythrilX, Jul 15 2011, 06:47 PM.
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| Ravey | Jul 16 2011, 04:58 PM Post #4 |
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Rave, The beer lover!
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He was soooo cool, he got kicked from Evie and Lann parties....Those skinny beetches! D:< Fatty needs lovin's too
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| MythrilX | Jul 17 2011, 02:53 AM Post #5 |
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you can't blame karoks for being awesomely fat |
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| jeffdachef | Jul 23 2011, 04:54 AM Post #6 |
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kool i thought only fallout 3 had super mutants. i guess there's one in vindictus too! ps: DONT EAT ME!! |
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| Rozen | Jul 23 2011, 02:04 PM Post #7 |
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good story, good story you will get 1/10000 for trying. xD |
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| MythrilX | Jul 23 2011, 10:14 PM Post #8 |
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i didnt really put much effort into it,but if i did it would be epic-er than this
Edited by MythrilX, Jul 23 2011, 10:14 PM.
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