| The legendary BBQ Chef; typical asian kungfu storyline | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 23 2011, 05:12 AM (216 Views) | |
| jeffdachef | Jul 23 2011, 05:12 AM Post #1 |
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there once was a boy who was trained in the shaolin temple deep in the heart of china. He was trained in swords, spears and the art of using chi to produce a life flare when near death and make his skin hard like stone. He normally was assigned to kitchen duty and he loved to cook, especially spearing fried tofu and vegetables into shiskebabs which later on made spears his weapon of choice. Training was harsh and rigorous which felt good to the boy but one thing really bothered him, the monks were.... VEGETARIAN!!!! (dun dun dun.) Years without meat caused him to grow a resentment toward the monks and one day, he set out and a vicious red-eyed polar bear attacked him. the battle was fierce with bodyslams, bear claws, and bear hugs but the young monk stood victorious and exhausted... but also... HUNGRY. there was no vegetation nearby, so in order to survive, he did the forbidden act of grilling up the bear meat. Oh how he enjoyed the succulent ambrosia known as protein and meat juices. he decided to leave the temple only to find him ended up being chased by shaolin kung fu ninjas which stole his pants. Thus making it difficult for him to get a job anywhere in the cities. scorned and rejected everywhere, he found a safe haven and a wise hermit. the wise hermit lethop taught him the path to living life with no pants and accepting it. He was welcomed to the hermit's family and enjoyed making bbq irukul ribs and thor shiskebabs and titan tacos for everybody and lived happily every after in the family known as no pants. |
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| Rozen | Jul 23 2011, 02:06 PM Post #2 |
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YOUR STORY IS COPY RIGHTED !!! I dunno where it copy righted from but you GOT FIRE!!! |
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| MythrilX | Jul 23 2011, 10:18 PM Post #3 |
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i liked the story and it seems soooo asian |
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| FatWalrus | Jul 23 2011, 10:23 PM Post #4 |
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I must try some of your titan tacos. |
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| Lethop | Jul 25 2011, 01:58 AM Post #5 |
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Oh man that was too good I was laughing all the way through. Very well done ![]() Thanks for the special mentioning
Edited by Lethop, Jul 25 2011, 01:59 AM.
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| Aira_Stone | Jul 28 2011, 03:27 AM Post #6 |
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Wow that was the most hilarious thing I've read for a while. Thanks for that. |
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