Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Add Reply
The start of Zert; Prelude to The Epic of Luxii
Topic Started: Sep 20 2011, 10:57 PM (176 Views)
Zertwvi

(Now its has no crack influence.)So my life started in the 1500's. My parents chose me out of many babies, my body was ideal for their line of work. They trained me in many fighting arts for the young age of 5 months. At the age of five they kicked me out, forcing me to embark on a quest. I slayed many monsters, many of them were cruel human beings. Thus I became reknown throughout the world as the Zert. In my later years of just 10 years I was asked by a king to save his daughter from the vile clutches of an evil sorceress. killid the evil hag, returning the kings daughter to him. Later after many sleuthing hours, I figured out that he was just using his daughters kidnapping to gain tax money without causing a revolt. Thus so, I killed him. AFter this unforunate event I left the castle under the princess' rule. I traveled far and wide, aging to the tender age of 15, still slaying monsters for hefty prices. Eventually I met a sweet farm girl. I stopped my dragon slaying to hang out with her for two years. We became best friends.... Suddenly an ugent message came, saying that a king requested me to slay a sea beasty for two million gold, I agreed reluctantly. Embarking on this quest I never made it to the location of the sea beast. We were intercepted by horrid pirates who promptly took over the boat. I was held captive for years on their ship. The captain used to say to me: "Work hard Zert, I'll probably just kill you in the morning." He repeated this for years until one day he got into a nasty fight with marines. He was stabbed 27 times, shot 54 times and also had a cannon blow his leg off. With his dying breath, he appointed me captain with a smile. I became the Dread Pirate Roberts, and I set out to make millions. After five years as a captain, I decided to return to land. Still holding my captains title, I climbed ashore, close to the farm that I had left. I mounted a hill, only to find that the farm had been burnt down. Filled with rage and panic, I rushed to the burnt timbers, tearing up boards and stones alike. I raged (Will add more on later... to tired....)



Continued in The Epic of Luxii Found in Entertain me thread.
Edited by Zertwvi, Oct 6 2011, 12:36 AM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
« Previous Topic · Role Playing · Next Topic »
Add Reply