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war story's; talk about...The War
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dgon94	Apr 3 2011, 12:12 AM Post #1
the thing you find annoying Posts: 84 Group: Members Member #55 Joined: Apr 2, 2011	yup i remember my war how can i not...so many dead so little gained It was 1911 we were set up in Maryland geting ready to head out to the war zone. Captain McCoy was filling us in what was going to happen when we landed on that beach. "Alright now Listen up" he said "we are going to land on a beach in Canada, when we land we will be looking for a person he is a threat to America and must be killed do i make my self clear", "sir yes sir" every man said and we went off...most of us never comin back. We where but 200 miles from canden land when we ran into a Hostile ship, the one ship we pry'd to phantom not to see. It was the C.S.S Milk and it was sailed by Captain Crunch. "Ready the guns" yelled McCoy and every man jumped up from eating or sleeping and ran to a empty cannon and loading it with the black ball's. We weighted geting closer it only took a few minutes for them to get in rage to fire, but it felt like hours, then we heard a shot we did not know if it came from us or Crunch's men. Got my answer when i looked to the guy next to me laying dead on the deck. He was hit with a grape shot, cut the roof of his mouth so bad he did in a instent. Now 5 men lay dead as we fired back and so on it went for 15 minutes every shot would see a new hole in one of the ships or a man falling dead. Finally the Milk stopped firing, it was sinking and fast, we put at lest 15 good holes at her bottom. As the men jumped off to try and saves there lives Captain Crunch grabed a rope and swing himself over to are ship he landed right in front of me his sword pointed at my neck. "Anyone move's and he's a dead man" he said pushing his sword a little to touch my neck. That was the first time I seen death and it would not be the last. He lifted me up turning me around and replacing the sword at my neck he walk over to McCoy. "alright there's a new Captain here and if no one likes that this man dies" he yelled looking at McCoy. Everyone grented there teeth know that one word might case my death. The next few second's were a blur to me all i remember is a loud pop and me and Crunch falling to the ground. I awoke a few minutes later in a cot, when I looked up I seen McCoy standing over me smiling. "Still with the living I see Mr.Gonce" he held out his hand and helped me out of the cot. I asked him what happend all he said was "Crunch is dead, does not matter how. Come on we made land fall". After gearing up and heading inland we came to a stop in front of the cave behind some trees. "Ok men we're here right through that cave is a deadly thing that is a threat to America and what we stand for so lock and load and on my comand charge" everyone got ready weighted for his word. "CHARGE!!" He screamed and we all went running. Men filed out of the cave and started shooting at us and we shoot back. This to went on and on till three men got into the cave with out being seen as the fighting went on, Me, McCoy, and Gorge my beast friend and wing man. We went deep into the cave going through many rooms till finally we got to two large door's. "Ok this is it you two ready" we noded and Captain McCoy kicked open one of the door's. " Alright we got you put your hands up" we filed in and pointed are gun's as well to a seat in the middle of the room turned around faceing a stone wall with a picture. "So you finally found me" the man in the chair said as he slowly turned around. I had to hold back vomit as I seen a giant rabbit siting there eating a bowl of trix cereal. He quickly pulled out a pistol and shot McCoy and Gorge in the head both feel dead, I shot my gun shooting the pistol from his hand he watched it fall to the ground. He looked back at me with the want to kill in his eyes "silly rabbit trix is for kids". I walked out of there in the blood of McCoy and Gorge the men cheering for we had won the battle and America was safe from that damn rabbit.



RationalMisnomer	Apr 3 2011, 12:17 AM Post #2
Growing up Posts: 52 Group: Members Member #64 Joined: Apr 2, 2011	...What. I think I just read a story about a war between cereal characters.



dgon94	Apr 3 2011, 12:25 AM Post #3
the thing you find annoying Posts: 84 Group: Members Member #55 Joined: Apr 2, 2011	RationalMisnomer Apr 3 2011, 12:17 AM ...What. I think I just read a story about a war between cereal characters. no Sir you just read history



dgon94	Apr 3 2011, 01:54 AM Post #4
the thing you find annoying Posts: 84 Group: Members Member #55 Joined: Apr 2, 2011	bad part is i put like 45 minutes into that T.T



GFPPM	Apr 3 2011, 02:20 AM Post #5
Your Friendly Neighborhood Pothead Gamer Posts: 177 Group: Members Member #68 Joined: Apr 2, 2011	Thank god I never went to college. I would never be able to digest all of this knowledge



dgon94	Apr 3 2011, 10:19 AM Post #6
the thing you find annoying Posts: 84 Group: Members Member #55 Joined: Apr 2, 2011	wha..no one ealse has a war story to tell



OverLad	Apr 4 2011, 09:18 AM Post #7
Pimp'n Desperado Posts: 88 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: Apr 2, 2011	No but i could make one up if you want :)



dgon94	Apr 4 2011, 02:09 PM Post #8
the thing you find annoying Posts: 84 Group: Members Member #55 Joined: Apr 2, 2011	OverLad Apr 4 2011, 09:18 AM No but i could make one up if you want :) well mine was 99% real



Squirrely Pie	Apr 5 2011, 08:12 PM Post #9
Platypus of Doom Posts: 121 Group: Members Member #66 Joined: Apr 2, 2011	Quote: well mine was 99% real What was in the other 1%?



warc9	Apr 16 2011, 11:22 PM Post #10
T3H KING OF LOLZ Posts: 35 Group: Members Member #62 Joined: Apr 2, 2011	I was in a war, I killed 1337 people with out reloading. I also took down a tank with my pistil. I lived to tell the tail.



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