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| Topic Started: Nov 25 2008, 05:33 PM (85 Views) | |
| cowwer6 | Nov 25 2008, 05:33 PM Post #1 |
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How did De Pere, WI get its name? 2 Canadians were fishin in a boat and 1 looks over the edge and says, "My, its deep 'ere." No offense to any Canadians. I happen to know some Canadians and they are very cool. 
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| BarfsOnYou | Nov 25 2008, 06:19 PM Post #2 |
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I don't get it (also, I think I scared Artrutio away from the site with my small rant on Canada)  _______ So a white guy, a black guy, an Asian, a Pakistani, an Arabian, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "What, is this some kind of joke?" Edit: No, Alf, it is not racist to say that somebody is black, or to refer to somebody as a black person. It's only being racist if you insult somebody for being black, or insult black people in general. Edited by BarfsOnYou, Nov 28 2008, 01:28 PM.
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| cowwer6 | Nov 25 2008, 08:43 PM Post #3 |
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Lol at your joke! Mine is an old joke in Wisconsin. You have to know the city De Pere and how the stereotypical Canadian fishermen talk to get the joke I guess. |
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| SantAlf(alfey) | Nov 26 2008, 03:06 PM Post #4 |
No, my real name is Alf.
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Okay theres like, a man... HAHAHAHA ITS SO FUNNEH =D |
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| Ieuan94 | Nov 26 2008, 05:05 PM Post #5 |
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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest says to the rabbi "Hey, have you heard the one about us?" |
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Ieuan94. Doing it now, regretting it later. That's my motto, what's yours? | |
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| SantAlf(alfey) | Nov 27 2008, 03:04 PM Post #6 |
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No, my real name is Alf.
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The communist tape lords took over the post office and made it illegal to wrap parcels in string, leaving balls of string jobless. Millions of pieces of string turn up for job interviews, but are turned down. Then, 1 piece of string comes up, but the interviewer says, 'Didn't you hear? We don't take string. And you are a string, are you not?' So the string says, 'No, I'm a frayed knot.' |
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| BarfsOnYou | Nov 28 2008, 01:55 PM Post #7 |
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So 2 friends Bob and Jon,go out golfing one day, and they make a 50 dollar bet on who's going to win the match. They play through 17 holes, and on the 18th hole, Bob is ahead of Jon by one point. He takes his swing and hits the ball a very long distance. They both go out to find out where the ball landed. ''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' Bob says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither is able to find it. Since losing a ball brings a 4 point penalty, Bob secretly pulled a ball from his pocket and tossed it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announced. ''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon said, "you'd cheat me out of 50 bucks?'' ''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!'' ''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon said, ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!'' |
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| Dualdog7 | Nov 29 2008, 05:56 PM Post #8 |
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lool Easy one. I HOPE YOU GET IT!!! Three guys walk into a building. you'd think one of them would see it |
w00t me -Interz Attempts! am i interz??- OYEAZOWNAGE | |
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| Emote | Nov 29 2008, 08:37 PM Post #9 |
2nd Top Poster! <3
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ok, so four people walk into a building, each of them go to a office and start emailing all of they're friends. they keep on doing this till the building opens once the building opens they all have to use they're habaloofsjuice to dissapear into the daylight. OK THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE I JUS CAME WIHT DAT NOW |
 thread link in sig I got my self some inters  ALFEY, I R BEET U IN POSTS
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| cowwer6 | Nov 29 2008, 10:47 PM Post #10 |
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3 men walk into a bar the forth one ducks. |
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| Christmas time is GABE | Nov 30 2008, 01:13 AM Post #11 |
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u scared me away.... uhh sorry to disapoint you barfs but i'm still here  i post alot and i diddent know u made a rant on canadaJOKE HO KK. SO HERES THE EARTH, THAT IS A SWEET EARTH YOU MIGHT SAY. WITH THE ICE CAPE MELTING THE METEORS BECOMING CRAZY TO THE EARTH*BOOM* THE O - ZONE LEAVING AND THE SUN EXPLODING WERE DEFENITLY GONNA BLOW OURSELFS UP WUTEVER. HO KK, SO BACICLY WE GOT CHINA, FRANCE, INDIA, ISRAEL, PAKASTAN, RUSSIA, UK, AND US, WITH NUKES, WE GOT ABOUT 2600 MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.... WUTEVER. ONE DAY WE DECIDE THE CHINISE ARE GOING DOWN, SO WE SEND A NUKE OVER TO THEM AND RUSSIA LIEK A MOTHER LAND!!!! anyone taking the hint? |
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| Emote | Nov 30 2008, 01:35 AM Post #12 |
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i get it, it just some parts from 'end of ze world' on youtube I STILL THINK NO ONE GETS MY JOKE |
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thread link in sig I got my self some inters ALFEY, I R BEET U IN POSTS
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| Christmas time is GABE | Nov 30 2008, 01:51 AM Post #13 |
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yes it was just random parts on end of ze world that just fit together very well no, no one got your joke because you said yourself "its not a joke" ps:i striped the last line from family guy Edited by Christmas time is GABE, Nov 30 2008, 01:52 AM.
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| BarfsOnYou | Nov 30 2008, 06:52 PM Post #14 |
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Lol, I don't want you leaving the site, if you think that's what I was aiming at. You're my only global mod! Back on topic now... _____ A city council was looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity advertised, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor... "Ah, crap!" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the town hall. _____ |
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| sixx | Dec 2 2008, 02:19 PM Post #15 |
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wats black and white and red allover answer: a nun in a blender
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