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Laughter Is The Best Medicine?; Jokes anyone? XD
Topic Started: Sep 25 2010, 08:26 PM (1,739 Views)
Smoochie
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Knock knock.
Who`s there?
CIVIL
Civil who?
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na mahirap,
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na may malasakit.
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Smoochie
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paniki.
Paniki who?
Oh Mickey you’re so fine, You’re so fine you blow my mind, Paniki! Hey, hey! Paniki! Hey, hey!
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Daming alam ni Smoochie! xD....

MAAAIIIISSS! XD
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Smoochie
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haha sa mga palabas at kaibigan ko nakukuha yang mga yan. kaw din naman madami alam. watch mo nga pala yung mga videos na nasa Showtime thread! sana ma pinned na yun para malinis yung forums at pati ito pinned na din.
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Smoochie
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Madaming madaming lalaki.
Madaming madaming lalaki who?
Sugod mga kapatid, tayo ay magsama sama. Iwagayway na ang bandera, rakenrol hanggang umaga.



TANONG: Asan yung madaming madaming lalaki?
Titititititititititititititi ...
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Smoochie
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knock knock
who's there?
hate you na!
hate you na who?


hate you na!









hate you na!!

















hate you na!!!









waaahhh!!!











dobidobidobidobido
dobidobidobidobido :osakawaves:
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Oraph
^ PWEEEDEEEE!

XDDDDD
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Smoochie
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knock knock!
who's there?
Hito...
Hito who?
Hito akoooh oohhh. basang-basa sa ulan ah ... walang masisilungan, walang malalapitan...
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Girl: doc, pacheck-up po
Doc: sige hubad ka ng panty at bra tapos higa ka :oha:
Girl: hindi po ako, itong lola ko po
Doc: sige lola, hinga na lang po ng malalim :ahihi:


:rejoice:
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Smoochie
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I really love the "hate you na" hahaha dobidobidobidobido :osakawaves:
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Kakaasar! Bad trip! Sumali ako dun sa pa-raffle ng SURF, yun fill-in the blanks :
BUHAY AY NAGKAKAROON NG KU____.
































KULAY pala sagot, akala ko kase KULOR !!


NGEEEEE :swt:
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Smoochie
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TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?
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Knock Knock!
Whos THERE!? Britney Spears

Britney Spears who!?

Knock Knock!
Whos THERE!? Britney Spears

Britney Spears Who!?


Oops!
I DID IT AGAIN!
I played with your heart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby, baby
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Sep 25 2010, 09:01 PM
ANAK! GISING NA! MATUTULOG NA TAYO!
my favorite irony. lol :happy:




-- here's mine.

paano niyo malalaman kung mabagl lumipad ung eroplano ? haha medyo corny to :osakawaves:
Edited by System32, Sep 27 2010, 01:38 AM.
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System32
Sep 27 2010, 01:36 AM
Quaraezha
Sep 25 2010, 09:01 PM
ANAK! GISING NA! MATUTULOG NA TAYO!
my favorite irony. lol :happy:




-- here's mine.

paano niyo malalaman kung mabagl lumipad ung eroplano ? haha medyo corny to :osakawaves:
Pano? Pano? :eh?:
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Ama: Ngayong tapos ka na ng high school, ano ang kukunin mo sa kolehiyo?

Anak: Law po.

Ama: Ano? Tapos ka na ng HIGH, babalik ka pa sa LOW?!
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Smoochie
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May tatlong mag-kakaibigan nagpapatandaan ng lolong namatay
friend#1.Lolo ko namatay noong edad na 60 years old.
friend#2.Lolo ko naman namatay noong edad na 80 years old
friend#3.Wala mga lolo nyo sa lolo ko lolo ko, sa sobrang katandaan, kami na ang pumatay.
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Smoochie
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Isang bata ang inutusan para bumuli sa isang Store ng Juice na nasa Sachet

Tanong ng Bata: Ale, pabili nga po ng isang Juice na nasa Litro Pack.

Wika ng Aleng Tindera: Yung powder ba?

Sagot ng Bata: Bat Ale, may bareta ba kayong Juice?
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System32
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sagot sa tanong ko.


kapag ginabi ung airplane, mabagal siya. hehe :ahihi:
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System32
Sep 27 2010, 08:45 AM
sagot sa tanong ko.


kapag ginabi ung airplane, mabagal siya. hehe :ahihi:
WHAT!? :eh?:

DI KO GETS!! :cry:
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