| Laughter Is The Best Medicine?; Jokes anyone? XD | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 25 2010, 08:26 PM (1,738 Views) | |
| KillYouForHugs | Sep 27 2010, 07:01 PM Post #41 |
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Oraph
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Ang galing ng batang yan! |
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| Smoochie | Sep 27 2010, 07:34 PM Post #42 |
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Kahit ako hindi ko nagets >< baka un yung joke...
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| Smoochie | Sep 27 2010, 08:25 PM Post #43 |
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"LIHAM" DEAR: BULAG pakisabi kay Bingi na nanalo si Pilay sa takbuhan... nagmamahal WALANG KAMAY
Edited by Smoochie, Sep 27 2010, 08:26 PM.
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| Smoochie | Sep 27 2010, 08:27 PM Post #44 |
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Daddy:nak,bili mo ko ng softdrinks. Anak:coke o pepsi? D:coke A:diet o regular D:regular A:bote o incan? D:bote A:8oz. o litro? D:punyeta!tubig na lang! A:mineral o natural? D:mineral A:malamig o hindi? D:lintek! hampasin na kita ng walis eh! A:tambo otingting? D:HAYOP KA! A:kabayo o baboy?
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| System32 | Sep 27 2010, 08:37 PM Post #45 |
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kung wari ganito, kung uuwi ka pero mabagal ka maglakad, diba gagabihin ka? XD. aha. hirap i explain |
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| Smoochie | Sep 27 2010, 09:16 PM Post #46 |
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UAN: itay penge po ng pera kasi sabi ni teacher bumili daw kami ng COCOMBAN. ITAY: anak ang laki ang tanda tanda mo na 15 years old ka na un parin tawag mo. ANAK: ano po ba ang tama?? ITAY: edi BOMB PAPPER |
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| Smoochie | Sep 27 2010, 09:23 PM Post #47 |
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FRENCH LESSON French lesson naman ashes - a vou ballon - lo vou car - re vou cough - u vou drug - sha vou goodbye - ba vou hazy - mala vou naked - hu vou pipe - tu vou |
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| Smoochie | Sep 27 2010, 09:27 PM Post #48 |
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HELLLOOOOO! COUPLE TALKING: Wife: Hon,fix mo naman ang ilaw natin sa labas. Husband: Helllooo, Electrician ba ako??? Wife: Ed di paki gawa mo na lang yung hagdanan natin. HUSBAND: Helllooo... Karpintero ba'ko???? Umalis si Husband....Pagbalik nya,gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay. Tinanong nya si Misis kung sinong gumawa. Wife: Kasi kanina... a man saw me crying....sabi ko ang daming sira dito sa bahay natin, so he offered to help in exchange for EITHER sex or bake daw ako ng cake. Husband: So... pinag bake mo sya cake???? Wife: HELLLOOO..... BAKER BA AKO??????
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| z3rker | Sep 27 2010, 10:13 PM Post #49 |
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nakakatuwa tong si smoochie... kakahiya man pero binasa ko lahat ng jokes nya.... haha daming alam! |
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| System32 | Sep 27 2010, 10:23 PM Post #50 |
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tama ka dun. haha. ayus to
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| Smoochie | Sep 27 2010, 10:29 PM Post #51 |
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@z3rker & System32: Thank you... kahit ako natatawa na sa pinopost ko... nag aask na nga ako sa mga friends ko kung ano pa magandang joke ^^ Please post your jokes!
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| Quaraezha | Sep 28 2010, 01:00 AM Post #52 |
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King of Awesome
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Hey Guys! How about you read this ENGLISH poem? LAST FOG SEA IN DIE Thing none knew see in die Who bought, who bad The hill key none taught see in die Last fog see in die Fog must done knew see who one Thin knee tea gas sun Cash sea see in die Who bought, who bad Bull ball money peace. In knee love bus knee who one Dean act money in die Key knee league see who one The hill be not tea knee in die Knee love as son see who one Be thin see in die! Edited by Quaraezha, Sep 28 2010, 01:00 AM.
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| Smoochie | Sep 28 2010, 08:11 AM Post #53 |
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Ang Batang Makulit Bata: Manong manong, pabili po ng ubas. Tindero: Wala kaming ubas KINABUKASAN Bata: Manong manong, pabili po ng ubas. Tindero: Wala kaming ubas. KINABUKASAN Bata: Manong manong, pabili po ng ubas. Tindero: Wala nga kaming ubas! ang kulit mo ah! Kapag tinanong mo ulit yan iiistapler ko na yang bibig mo! KINABUKASAN Bata: Manong manong, may stapler po kayo? Tindero: Wala. Bata: Pabili po ng ubas...
Edited by Smoochie, Sep 28 2010, 08:11 AM.
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| Tyrean | Sep 28 2010, 08:41 AM Post #54 |
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He who captures the moon
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I lol'd @ Z |
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| Shusuke | Sep 28 2010, 08:56 AM Post #55 |
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Recruitment Officer
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Laspag si Inday amfota. |
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| Keeshie | Sep 28 2010, 01:20 PM Post #56 |
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- シンプル -
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Nipponggo to Tagalog Translation daw? Is this your car? - Otomoto Is this my car? - Otokoto Is this your noodles? - Mikimoto This is my desk - Itodesko Speechless? - Wasabe I have a lot of things to do - Hironaka Old lady? - Kurukurubot A blind man who has been cured - Nakakita A man listening to a Walkman/Diskman - Nakasone Katulong (DH) - Otosang Mahirap - Nakamura Mayaman - Nakaguchi Komiks - Wakasang Tricycle - Tatrogurung Pangit - Kamukamo Maganda - Kamukako Cigarette Factory - Yosigawa Tamad - Yokogawa Makati ang ulo - Mekoto Makati ang kilikili - Mebarakubakirikiri |
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| Bakuryu | Sep 28 2010, 02:27 PM Post #57 |
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The Mole
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JUAN: Aray! Bakit mo ko sinuntok? PEDRO: Tinawag mo kong hippopotamus eh! JUAN: Last year pa yun ah! PEDRO: Ngayon ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh!
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| Smoochie | Sep 28 2010, 02:47 PM Post #58 |
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Namimili: meron po ba kayong seksi na damit na babagay sa akin? Tindera: fitted ba? Namimili: hindi po, yung skirt, spaghetti, short shorts.. ect Tindera: ahh gusto mo ng PAMPANGA! Namimili: anong pampanga? Tindera: yung PAMPANGAHASA!
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| KillYouForHugs | Sep 28 2010, 10:44 PM Post #59 |
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Oraph
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Z is polluting my innocent mind
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| Keeshie | Sep 29 2010, 11:29 AM Post #60 |
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kahit ako natatawa na sa pinopost ko... nag aask na nga ako sa mga friends ko kung ano pa magandang joke ^^ Please post your jokes!




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