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Laughter Is The Best Medicine?; Jokes anyone? XD
Topic Started: Sep 25 2010, 08:26 PM (1,738 Views)
KillYouForHugs
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Smoochie
Sep 27 2010, 08:10 AM
Isang bata ang inutusan para bumuli sa isang Store ng Juice na nasa Sachet

Tanong ng Bata: Ale, pabili nga po ng isang Juice na nasa Litro Pack.

Wika ng Aleng Tindera: Yung powder ba?

Sagot ng Bata: Bat Ale, may bareta ba kayong Juice?
Ang galing ng batang yan!
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Smoochie
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Kahit ako hindi ko nagets >< baka un yung joke... :yay:
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Smoochie
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"LIHAM"

DEAR: BULAG

pakisabi kay Bingi na nanalo si Pilay sa takbuhan...

nagmamahal
WALANG KAMAY :yay:
Edited by Smoochie, Sep 27 2010, 08:26 PM.
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Smoochie
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Daddy:nak,bili mo ko ng softdrinks.
Anak:coke o pepsi?
D:coke
A:diet o regular
D:regular
A:bote o incan?
D:bote
A:8oz. o litro?
D:punyeta!tubig na lang!
A:mineral o natural?
D:mineral
A:malamig o hindi?
D:lintek! hampasin na kita ng walis eh!
A:tambo otingting?
D:HAYOP KA!
A:kabayo o baboy? :osakawaves:
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System32
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kung wari ganito, kung uuwi ka pero mabagal ka maglakad, diba gagabihin ka? XD.

aha. hirap i explain
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Smoochie
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UAN: itay penge po ng pera kasi sabi ni teacher bumili daw kami ng COCOMBAN.

ITAY: anak ang laki ang tanda tanda mo na 15 years old ka na un parin tawag mo.

ANAK: ano po ba ang tama??

ITAY: edi





BOMB PAPPER
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Smoochie
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FRENCH LESSON
French lesson naman
ashes - a vou
ballon - lo vou
car - re vou
cough - u vou
drug - sha vou
goodbye - ba vou
hazy - mala vou
naked - hu vou
pipe - tu vou
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HELLLOOOOO!
COUPLE TALKING:

Wife: Hon,fix mo naman ang ilaw natin sa labas.

Husband: Helllooo, Electrician ba ako???

Wife: Ed di paki gawa mo na lang yung hagdanan natin.


HUSBAND: Helllooo... Karpintero ba'ko????

Umalis si Husband....Pagbalik nya,gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay. Tinanong nya si Misis kung sinong gumawa.

Wife: Kasi kanina... a man saw me crying....sabi ko ang daming sira dito sa bahay natin, so he offered to help in exchange for EITHER sex or bake daw ako ng cake.


Husband: So... pinag bake mo sya cake????


Wife: HELLLOOO..... BAKER BA AKO??????

:osakawaves:
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z3rker
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wew
nakakatuwa tong si smoochie... kakahiya man pero binasa ko lahat ng jokes nya.... haha daming alam!
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System32
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z3rker
Sep 27 2010, 10:13 PM
nakakatuwa tong si smoochie... kakahiya man pero binasa ko lahat ng jokes nya.... haha daming alam!
tama ka dun. haha. ayus to :osakawaves:
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System32
Sep 27 2010, 10:23 PM
z3rker
Sep 27 2010, 10:13 PM
nakakatuwa tong si smoochie... kakahiya man pero binasa ko lahat ng jokes nya.... haha daming alam!
tama ka dun. haha. ayus to :osakawaves:
@z3rker & System32: Thank you... :ahihi: kahit ako natatawa na sa pinopost ko... nag aask na nga ako sa mga friends ko kung ano pa magandang joke ^^ Please post your jokes! :look:
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Quaraezha
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Hey Guys! How about you read this ENGLISH poem?

LAST FOG SEA IN DIE

Thing none knew see in die
Who bought, who bad
The hill key none taught see in die
Last fog see in die

Fog must done knew see who one
Thin knee tea gas sun
Cash sea see in die
Who bought, who bad
Bull ball money peace.

In knee love bus knee who one
Dean act money in die
Key knee league see who one
The hill be not tea knee in die
Knee love as son see who one
Be thin see in die!

Edited by Quaraezha, Sep 28 2010, 01:00 AM.
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Ang Batang Makulit

Bata: Manong manong, pabili po ng ubas.

Tindero: Wala kaming ubas

KINABUKASAN

Bata: Manong manong, pabili po ng ubas.

Tindero: Wala kaming ubas.

KINABUKASAN

Bata: Manong manong, pabili po ng ubas.

Tindero: Wala nga kaming ubas! ang kulit mo ah! Kapag tinanong mo ulit yan iiistapler ko na yang bibig mo!

KINABUKASAN

Bata: Manong manong, may stapler po kayo?

Tindero: Wala.

Bata: Pabili po ng ubas... :carameldansen:
Edited by Smoochie, Sep 28 2010, 08:11 AM.
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Tyrean
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I lol'd @ Z
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Shusuke
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Laspag si Inday amfota.
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- シンプル -

Nipponggo to Tagalog Translation daw?

Is this your car? - Otomoto

Is this my car? - Otokoto

Is this your noodles? - Mikimoto

This is my desk - Itodesko

Speechless? - Wasabe

I have a lot of things to do - Hironaka

Old lady? - Kurukurubot

A blind man who has been cured - Nakakita

A man listening to a Walkman/Diskman - Nakasone

Katulong (DH) - Otosang

Mahirap - Nakamura

Mayaman - Nakaguchi

Komiks - Wakasang

Tricycle - Tatrogurung

Pangit - Kamukamo

Maganda - Kamukako

Cigarette Factory - Yosigawa

Tamad - Yokogawa

Makati ang ulo - Mekoto

Makati ang kilikili - Mebarakubakirikiri
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JUAN: Aray! Bakit mo ko sinuntok?

PEDRO: Tinawag mo kong hippopotamus eh!

JUAN: Last year pa yun ah!

PEDRO: Ngayon ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh!

:bleh:
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Smoochie
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Namimili: meron po ba kayong seksi na damit na babagay sa akin?
Tindera: fitted ba?
Namimili: hindi po, yung skirt, spaghetti, short shorts.. ect
Tindera: ahh gusto mo ng PAMPANGA!
Namimili: anong pampanga?
Tindera: yung PAMPANGAHASA! :ahihi:
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Z is polluting my innocent mind :cry:
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- シンプル -

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