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Laughter Is The Best Medicine?; Jokes anyone? XD
Topic Started: Sep 25 2010, 08:26 PM (1,737 Views)
Smoochie
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Now Keeshie is the one who's polluting our innocent minds! :cry:
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Stradivarius
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Sep 25 2010, 08:58 PM
DVD
Pedro: soli ko tong nabili kong DVD
Juan: anong problema?
Pedro: walang picture saka sound. Sayang, suspense thriller pa yata ito
Juan: anong title?
Pedro: The Lens Cleaner
Wahaha benta natawa ko dito haha
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Whhhhyyy? :ow:

My Innocence... It's Fadiing :cry:
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Butter
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Buttercream Cake
Edited by Butter, Sep 29 2010, 11:23 PM.
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Quaraezha
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King of Awesome

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Quaintfire
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El Vice Kapitan de Marino
Tatay: Juan anak, painumin mo na yung kalabaw natin. Baka nauuhaw na.
Juan: Opo, tay!

(pagbalik ni Juan)
Tatay: Anak, pinainom mo na ba yung kalabaw?
Juan: Opo itay. Kaso ayaw uminom nung
kalabaw.
Tatay: Oh bakit ayaw? Baka naman hindi mo nilinis yung iinuman ng kalabaw?
Juan: Tay malinis po!
Tatay: San mo ba nilagay yung tubig?

Juan
: Sa baso po Tay! Kaso ayaw po uminom eh. Ano kaya problema nun?
Tatay: Sana nilagyan mo ng straw! Para nilubos lubos mo na yang katangahan mong
lintek na bata ka! Bwiseeet!!!

:toink: Tehahahaha
Edited by Quaintfire, Sep 30 2010, 09:36 PM.
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Stradivarius
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Sep 30 2010, 12:09 AM
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:hurrhurr:
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System32
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Quaintfire
Sep 30 2010, 08:39 PM
Tatay: Juan anak, painumin mo na yung kalabaw natin. Baka nauuhaw na.
Juan: Opo, tay!

(pagbalik ni Juan)
Tatay: Anak, pinainom mo na ba yung kalabaw?
Juan: Opo itay. Kaso ayaw uminom nung
kalabaw.
Tatay: Oh bakit ayaw? Baka naman hindi mo nilinis yung iinuman ng kalabaw?
Juan: Tay malinis po!
Tatay: San mo ba nilagay yung tubig?

Juan
: Sa baso po Tay! Kaso ayaw po uminom eh. Ano kaya problema nun?
Tatay: Sana nilagyan mo ng straw! Para nilubos lubos mo na yang katangan mong
lintek na bata ka! Bwiseeet!!!

:toink: Tehahahaha
Ayos to. Pati tatay kinonsinte ung anak. haha
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Axel
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Vaizel, Lord of Freedom
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Sep 30 2010, 12:09 AM
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- シンプル -

Butter
Sep 29 2010, 11:22 PM
:icameanimated:
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KillYouForHugs
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Oraph
^ CARROT FIGHT!? :P
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Butter
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Sing along to this!

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Quaraezha
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Butter
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I'd love to hear you sing this, Zero. :hurr:
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Smoochie
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What is the title of the song? :hmm:
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Quaraezha
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Indeed, I am very glad that I finally am returning home.
That's the English Translation of Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой
By Edward Khill

the song is also known as "Trololo" or "The Russian RickRoll"
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Smoochie
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@Zero
any video or audio that i can watch it?
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shadow30
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what the hell is RickRoll anyway? i've read/heard it being used a lot but I don't get it.

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KillYouForHugs
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At a US check point, a muslim is being interviewed.

soldier: name pls?

muslim: abdul salam

soldier: sex?

abdul: everyday

soldier: no i mean if male or female?

abdul: doesn't matter even camel.
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Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest




A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.



Male readers, continue reading....

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
Moral of the story: Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!
Edited by SuzukiAiri, Oct 21 2010, 09:38 PM.
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