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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 10 2013, 01:02 PM Post #901 |
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An innocent young lad in Japan Took a ride in a Nissan Sedan --------------------- --------------------- -------------------------------- |
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| waiting4atickle | May 10 2013, 01:25 PM Post #902 |
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An innocent young lad in Japan Took a ride in a Nissan Sedan It wasn't so plush |
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| dai Cottomy | May 10 2013, 01:39 PM Post #903 |
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An innocent young lad in Japan Took a ride in a Nissan Sedan It wasn't so plush A bit hard on the tush |
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| Mobson | May 10 2013, 01:51 PM Post #904 |
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An innocent young lad in Japan Took a ride in a Nissan Sedan It wasn't so plush A bit hard on the tush No AirCon so he used a fan |
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| Mobson | May 10 2013, 01:52 PM Post #905 |
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Young Dimitrov lived happily in Minsk |
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| dai Cottomy | May 10 2013, 04:56 PM Post #906 |
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Young Dimitrov lived happily in Minsk 'Til the family moved to Chelyabinsk |
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| waiting4atickle | May 10 2013, 05:16 PM Post #907 |
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Young Dimitrov lived happily in Minsk 'Til the family moved to Chelyabinsk His sweetheart, Svetlana |
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| Mobson | May 10 2013, 05:22 PM Post #908 |
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Young Dimitrov lived happily in Minsk 'Til the family moved to Chelyabinsk His sweetheart, Svetlana Choked on a sultana |
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| dai Cottomy | May 11 2013, 02:26 PM Post #909 |
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Young Dimitrov lived happily in Minsk 'Til the family moved to Chelyabinsk His sweetheart, Svetlana Choked on a sultana In a cafe in Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk Meanwhile in a terrace in Wapping |
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| waiting4atickle | May 11 2013, 02:52 PM Post #910 |
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Meanwhile in a terrace in Wapping There's been an outbreak of wife-swapping |
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| dai Cottomy | May 11 2013, 08:56 PM Post #911 |
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Meanwhile in a terrace in Wapping There's been an outbreak of wife-swapping The Smiths at number nine |
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| Caro | May 12 2013, 06:19 AM Post #912 |
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Meanwhile in a terrace in Wapping There's been an outbreak of wife-swapping The Smiths at number nine For the Browns took a shine |
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| dai Cottomy | May 12 2013, 09:41 AM Post #913 |
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Meanwhile in a terrace in Wapping There's been an outbreak of wife-swapping The Smiths at number nine For the Browns took a shine But the wives sent the husbands out shopping It's all very different in France |
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| Norm Deplume | May 12 2013, 09:44 AM Post #914 |
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It's all very different in France Where the Can-Can's the favourite dance |
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| Caro | May 13 2013, 06:48 AM Post #915 |
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It's all very different in France Where the Can-Can's the favourite dance They swoop and they swirl |
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| waiting4atickle | May 13 2013, 09:01 AM Post #916 |
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It's all very different in France Where the Can-Can's the favourite dance They swoop and they swirl With a high-kicking girl |
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| Mobson | May 13 2013, 01:35 PM Post #917 |
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It's all very different in France Where the Can-Can's the favourite dance They swoop and they swirl With a high-kicking girl Leading off with a horsey-type prance Edited by Mobson, May 13 2013, 01:37 PM.
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| Mobson | May 13 2013, 01:37 PM Post #918 |
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The men take the lead throwing Euro's |
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| Norm Deplume | May 14 2013, 11:51 AM Post #919 |
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The men take the lead throwing Euro's At the people in Citizen Advice Bureaux |
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| tafkaj | May 14 2013, 02:29 PM Post #920 |
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The men take the lead throwing Euro's At the people in Citizen Advice Bureaux Who exchange them for yen |
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| dai Cottomy | May 14 2013, 02:31 PM Post #921 |
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The men take the lead throwing Euro's At the people in Citizen Advice Bureaux Who exchange them for yen In packets of ten |
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| Mobson | May 15 2013, 07:46 AM Post #922 |
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The men take the lead throwing Euro's At the people in Citizen Advice Bureaux Who exchange them for yen In packets of ten Monitoring how far that currency goes |
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| Mobson | May 15 2013, 07:47 AM Post #923 |
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Poor Wigan are condemned to relegation |
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| waiting4atickle | May 15 2013, 09:10 AM Post #924 |
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Poor Wigan are condemned to relegation They're going to build a pier as consolation* *Thought I'd continue the non-standard metre. |
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| Mobson | May 15 2013, 09:24 AM Post #925 |
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that's the spirit ticks! Poor Wigan are condemned to relegation They're going to build a pier as consolation They'll jump off when its done |
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| Norm Deplume | May 15 2013, 01:29 PM Post #926 |
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Poor Wigan are condemned to relegation They're going to build a pier as consolation They'll jump off when its done While eating a bun |
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| Mobson | May 16 2013, 08:23 AM Post #927 |
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Poor Wigan are condemned to relegation They're going to build a pier as consolation They'll jump off when its done While eating a bun That should salve their desolation. Edited by Mobson, May 16 2013, 08:24 AM.
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| Mobson | May 16 2013, 08:27 AM Post #928 |
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"Cricket's here again" shouts Bumble |
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| waiting4atickle | May 16 2013, 08:38 AM Post #929 |
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"Cricket's here again" shouts Bumble "So that's why it's raining", we grumble |
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| Mobson | May 16 2013, 12:42 PM Post #930 |
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"Cricket's here again" shouts Bumble "So that's why it's raining", we grumble With many distractions |
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| becky sharp | May 16 2013, 12:44 PM Post #931 |
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"Cricket's here again" shouts Bumble "So that's why it's raining", we grumble With many distractions And disparate factions |
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| waiting4atickle | May 16 2013, 01:09 PM Post #932 |
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I was going to write "My niece's contractions" (due today) but you beat me to the (fourth) line, Becky. "Cricket's here again" shouts Bumble "So that's why it's raining", we grumble With many distractions And disparate factions Our batsmen have started to stumble. Should a May baby boy be called Buddy? |
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| Norm Deplume | May 16 2013, 02:14 PM Post #933 |
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Should a May baby boy be called Buddy? Not if his complexion is ruddy |
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| waiting4atickle | May 17 2013, 12:05 AM Post #934 |
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Should a May baby boy be called Buddy? Not if his complexion is ruddy He may seem a darling |
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| Norm Deplume | May 17 2013, 10:30 AM Post #935 |
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Should a May baby boy be called Buddy? Not if his complexion is ruddy He may seem a darling But so does a starling |
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| Norm Deplume | May 18 2013, 06:21 PM Post #936 |
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Should a May baby boy be called Buddy? Not if his complexion is ruddy He may seem a darling But so does a starling So don't be an old fuddy-duddy On the good ship HMS Pullet |
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| waiting4atickle | May 18 2013, 07:27 PM Post #937 |
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On the good ship HMS Pullet The bosun has bitten the bullet |
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| Mobson | May 18 2013, 10:06 PM Post #938 |
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On the good ship HMS Pullet The bosun has bitten the bullet While rolling some shag Edited by Mobson, May 18 2013, 10:06 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 19 2013, 03:05 PM Post #939 |
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On the good ship HMS Pullet The bosun has bitten the bullet While rolling some shag Sitting on his kitbag |
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| Mobson | May 20 2013, 01:51 AM Post #940 |
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On the good ship HMS Pullet The bosun has bitten the bullet While rolling some shag Sitting on his kitbag It blew off the top of his mullet |
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| Mobson | May 20 2013, 01:52 AM Post #941 |
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....Well I'm bloody pleased with that one!
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| waiting4atickle | May 20 2013, 08:52 AM Post #942 |
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Well I'm bloody pleased with that one! My laurels I'll now rest upon |
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| Norm Deplume | May 20 2013, 11:18 AM Post #943 |
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Well I'm bloody pleased with that one! My laurels I'll now rest upon My powettik gene |
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| dai Cottomy | May 20 2013, 12:01 PM Post #944 |
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Well I'm bloody pleased with that one! My laurels I'll now rest upon My powettik gene Is a well-oiled machine |
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| Norm Deplume | May 20 2013, 02:48 PM Post #945 |
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Well I'm bloody pleased with that one! My laurels I'll now rest upon My powettik gene Is a well-oiled machine That works like a dream. Tres Bon! I wish I was forty years younger |
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| waiting4atickle | May 20 2013, 06:20 PM Post #946 |
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I wish I was forty years younger And had me a nice firm cucumber |
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| Norm Deplume | May 20 2013, 07:59 PM Post #947 |
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I wish I was forty years younger And had me a nice firm cucumber To wave in the breeze |
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| Mobson | May 21 2013, 11:51 AM Post #948 |
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I wish I was forty years younger And had me a nice firm cucumber To wave in the breeze Not drooped to my knees Edited by Mobson, May 21 2013, 11:53 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | May 21 2013, 05:21 PM Post #949 |
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I wish I was forty years younger And had me a nice firm cucumber To wave in the breeze Not drooped to my knees All the things for which I hunger I've been told there'll be heatwaves in June |
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| Mobson | May 21 2013, 06:25 PM Post #950 |
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I've been told there'll be heatwaves in June She's experiencing the menopause too soon |
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| waiting4atickle | May 21 2013, 06:51 PM Post #951 |
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I've been told there'll be heatwaves in June She's experiencing the menopause too soon But will July stay cool? |
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| Norm Deplume | May 22 2013, 10:32 AM Post #952 |
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I've been told there'll be heatwaves in June She's experiencing the menopause too soon But will July stay cool? Will we swim in the pool? |
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| rumbaba | May 22 2013, 10:35 AM Post #953 |
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I've been told there'll be heatwaves in June She's experiencing the menopause too soon But will July stay cool? Will we swim in the pool? By the light of the silvery moon |
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| rumbaba | May 22 2013, 10:36 AM Post #954 |
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It's a bit dull and dreary today |
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| dai Cottomy | May 22 2013, 10:44 AM Post #955 |
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It's a bit dull and dreary today Just wait 'til the Bank Holiday! |
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| Norm Deplume | May 22 2013, 01:22 PM Post #956 |
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It's a bit dull and dreary today Just wait 'til the Bank Holiday! Probably be just the same |
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| Mobson | May 23 2013, 09:45 AM Post #957 |
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It's a bit dull and dreary today Just wait 'til the Bank Holiday! Probably be just the same Weather watching's inane |
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| Caro | May 23 2013, 11:01 AM Post #958 |
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It's a bit dull and dreary today Just wait 'til the Bank Holiday! Probably be just the same Weather watching's inane But hard to resist, fine or gray. I'm off on a jaunt for a week |
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| dai Cottomy | May 23 2013, 11:13 AM Post #959 |
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I'm off on a jaunt for a week Won't tell you where, but they speak Greek |
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| Norm Deplume | May 23 2013, 11:18 AM Post #960 |
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I'm off on a jaunt for a week Won't tell you where, but they speak Greek Is it Corfu or Rhodes? |
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| dai Cottomy | May 23 2013, 02:32 PM Post #961 |
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I'm off on a jaunt for a week Won't tell you where, but they speak Greek Is it Corfu or Rhodes? Or the Antipodes ?
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| Mobson | May 23 2013, 04:46 PM Post #962 |
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I'm off on a jaunt for a week Won't tell you where, but they speak Greek Is it Corfu or Rhodes? Or the Antipodes ? I simply can't say of where I speak Edited by Mobson, May 23 2013, 04:46 PM.
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| rumbaba | May 24 2013, 10:09 AM Post #963 |
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Blimey, scanning's gone right out the window |
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| Norm Deplume | May 24 2013, 10:29 AM Post #964 |
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Blimey, scanning's gone right out the window Did he fall or was he pushed, I want to know? |
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| Mobson | May 24 2013, 12:02 PM Post #965 |
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Blimey, scanning's gone right out the window Did he fall or was he pushed, I want to know? Surely not foul play |
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| waiting4atickle | May 24 2013, 09:35 PM Post #966 |
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Blimey, scanning's gone right out the window Did he fall or was he pushed, I want to know? Surely not foul play He was in a bad way |
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| dai Cottomy | May 25 2013, 01:20 AM Post #967 |
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Blimey, scanning's gone right out the window Did he fall or was he pushed, I want to know? Surely not foul play He was in a bad way All through trying to spy on a bimbo Peeping Toms play a dangerous game |
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| Mobson | May 25 2013, 11:19 AM Post #968 |
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Peeping Toms play a dangerous game but to die for it is a crying shame |
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| Norm Deplume | May 25 2013, 03:52 PM Post #969 |
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Peeping Toms play a dangerous game but to die for it is a crying shame Pull your curtains at night |
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| Mobson | May 25 2013, 05:29 PM Post #970 |
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Peeping Toms play a dangerous game but to die for it is a crying shame Pull your curtains at night So you don't get a fright |
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| tafkaj | May 28 2013, 01:15 PM Post #971 |
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Peeping Toms play a dangerous game But to die for it is a crying shame Pull your curtains at night So you don't get a fright - Good advice; now I'll not get the blame! ******************************************** The adventures of Edmund Blackadder |
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| Norm Deplume | May 28 2013, 03:16 PM Post #972 |
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The adventures of Edmund Blackadder Weren't approved by his Mamma and Dadda |
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| waiting4atickle | May 28 2013, 08:06 PM Post #973 |
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The adventures of Edmund Blackadder Weren't approved by his Mamma and Dadda They didn't like his plans |
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| Norm Deplume | May 29 2013, 10:48 AM Post #974 |
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The adventures of Edmund Blackadder Weren't approved by his Mamma and Dadda They didn't like his plans So they tied up his hands |
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| Mobson | May 29 2013, 11:02 AM Post #975 |
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The adventures of Edmund Blackadder Weren't approved by his Mamma and Dadda They didn't like his plans So they tied up his hands Which sent him mad and then madder |
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| Mobson | May 29 2013, 11:03 AM Post #976 |
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I do feel I'm watching too much sport |
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| Norm Deplume | May 31 2013, 12:00 PM Post #977 |
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I do feel I'm watching too much sport If someone walks in, I'll get caught Edited by Norm Deplume, May 31 2013, 12:00 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 1 2013, 02:21 PM Post #978 |
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I do feel I'm watching too much sport If someone walks in, I'll get caught My eyes are 'a-goggle' |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 1 2013, 06:31 PM Post #979 |
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I do feel I'm watching too much sport If someone walks in, I'll get caught My eyes are 'a-goggle' Mind's starting to boggle |
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| Caro | Jun 2 2013, 08:50 AM Post #980 |
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I do feel I'm watching too much sport If someone walks in, I'll get caught My eyes are 'a-goggle' Mind's starting to boggle I'll cheer them, no matter what sort. It snowed and it snowed in Queenstown |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 3 2013, 03:59 PM Post #981 |
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It snowed and it snowed in Queenstown It looked like a carpet of swan's down |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 4 2013, 12:49 AM Post #982 |
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It snowed and it snowed in Queenstown It looked like a carpet of swan's down But despite how it looked |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 4 2013, 10:24 AM Post #983 |
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It snowed and it snowed in Queenstown It looked like a carpet of swan's down But despite how it looked I admit I was hooked |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 8 2013, 04:18 PM Post #984 |
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snowed and it snowed in Queenstown It looked like a carpet of swan's down But despite how it looked I admit I was hooked Then it rained and turned it all brown A sympathetic tailor in Reading |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 9 2013, 12:26 AM Post #985 |
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A sympathetic tailor in Reading Was making a suit for a wedding |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 9 2013, 12:12 PM Post #986 |
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A sympathetic tailor in Reading Was making a suit for a wedding But forgot to attach zip |
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| Mobson | Jun 9 2013, 12:14 PM Post #987 |
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A sympathetic tailor in Reading Was making a suit for a wedding But forgot to attach zip or a button or a clip Edited by Mobson, Jun 9 2013, 12:14 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 9 2013, 01:17 PM Post #988 |
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A sympathetic tailor in Reading Was making a suit for a wedding But forgot to attach zip or a button or a clip To stop his beer gut from spreading A fitness instructress from Hitchen |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 9 2013, 01:56 PM Post #989 |
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A fitness instructress from Hitchen Took delight in cussin' and bitchin' |
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| Mobson | Jun 9 2013, 02:06 PM Post #990 |
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A fitness instructress from Hitchen Took delight in cussin' and bitchin When clients protested Edited by Mobson, Jun 9 2013, 02:08 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 9 2013, 06:21 PM Post #991 |
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A fitness instructress from Hitchen Took delight in cussin' and bitchin When clients protested She was arrested |
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| Caro | Jun 10 2013, 06:38 AM Post #992 |
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A fitness instructress from Hitchen Took delight in cussin' and bitchin When clients protested She was arrested The firm are now her a-ditchin'. There once was a young fit ditch digger |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 10 2013, 10:14 AM Post #993 |
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There once was a young fit ditch digger Whose dagger was very much bigger |
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| Mobson | Jun 10 2013, 10:26 AM Post #994 |
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There once was a young fit ditch digger Whose dagger was very much bigger When astride a big hole Edited by Mobson, Jun 10 2013, 10:44 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 10 2013, 11:04 AM Post #995 |
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There once was a young fit ditch digger Whose dagger was very much bigger When astride a big hole It hung like a pole |
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| Mobson | Jun 10 2013, 01:37 PM Post #996 |
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There once was a young fit ditch digger Whose dagger was very much bigger When astride a big hole It hung like a pole Eliciting many a snigger ******************************* A beefy beef eater named Bert Edited by Mobson, Jun 10 2013, 01:37 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 10 2013, 02:58 PM Post #997 |
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A beefy beef eater named Bert Had a sign on the back of his shirt |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 10 2013, 04:15 PM Post #998 |
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A beefy beef eater named Bert Had a sign on the back of his shirt "By Royal Appointment" |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 10 2013, 06:20 PM Post #999 |
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A beefy beef eater named Bert Had a sign on the back of his shirt "By Royal Appointment" For his life-saving ointment |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 10 2013, 10:56 PM Post #1000 |
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A beefy beef eater named Bert Had a sign on the back of his shirt "By Royal Appointment" For his life-saving ointment Which cost just a fiver a squirt. A bee-keeper, not very young |
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