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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| Caro | Jun 10 2013, 11:11 PM Post #1001 |
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A bee-keeper, not very young Said, "Oh dear, I have just been so stung" |
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| Mobson | Jun 11 2013, 09:09 AM Post #1002 |
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A bee-keeper, not very young Said, "Oh dear, I have just been so stung" The bee promptly died |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 11 2013, 10:02 AM Post #1003 |
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A bee-keeper, not very young Was arrested for "taking-a-bung" OOOOPS!! (again) Edited by Norm Deplume, Jun 11 2013, 04:30 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 11 2013, 10:36 AM Post #1004 |
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A bee-keeper, not very young Said, "Oh dear, I have just been so stung" The bee promptly died And the bee-keeper cried |
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| tafkaj | Jun 11 2013, 02:47 PM Post #1005 |
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A bee-keeper, not very young Said, "Oh dear, I have just been so stung" The bee promptly died And the bee-keeper cried And Ave Maria was sung. ****************************************** A soldier in ancient Beijing |
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| Mobson | Jun 11 2013, 03:46 PM Post #1006 |
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A soldier in ancient Beijing Stole the Emperor's favourite ring |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 11 2013, 04:31 PM Post #1007 |
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A soldier in ancient Beijing Stole the Emperor's favourite ring The old chap got quite cross |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 12 2013, 12:08 PM Post #1008 |
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A soldier in ancient Beijing Stole the Emperor's favourite ring The old chap got quite cross When he discovered his loss |
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| Mobson | Jun 12 2013, 01:00 PM Post #1009 |
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A soldier in ancient Beijing Stole the Emperor's favourite ring The old chap got quite cross When he discovered his loss And cut off the thief's ding a ling |
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| Mobson | Jun 12 2013, 01:00 PM Post #1010 |
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When witches were burnt at t'stake
Edited by Mobson, Jun 12 2013, 01:05 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 12 2013, 01:21 PM Post #1011 |
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When witches were burnt at t'stake And ducking stools lay in the lake |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 12 2013, 05:52 PM Post #1012 |
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When witches were burnt at t'stake And ducking stools lay in the lake There was trouble in Salem |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 12 2013, 06:18 PM Post #1013 |
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When witches were burnt at t'stake And ducking stools lay in the lake There was trouble in Salem (I can't say that I blame 'em) |
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| Mobson | Jun 12 2013, 09:58 PM Post #1014 |
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When witches were burnt at t'stake And ducking stools lay in the lake There was trouble in Salem (I can't say that I blame 'em) Tho' most of 'em were blomin' fake |
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| Mobson | Jun 12 2013, 09:59 PM Post #1015 |
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A waitress named Wendy from Ware Edited by Mobson, Jun 12 2013, 10:02 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 12 2013, 10:13 PM Post #1016 |
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A waitress named Wendy from Ware Wore a badge that said "Handle with care" |
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| Mobson | Jun 13 2013, 07:42 AM Post #1017 |
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A waitress named Wendy from Ware Wore a badge that said "Handle with care" When her bottom was tweaked |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 13 2013, 09:14 AM Post #1018 |
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A waitress named Wendy from Ware Wore a badge that said "Handle with care" When her bottom was tweaked The girl fairly freaked |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 13 2013, 10:35 AM Post #1019 |
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A waitress named Wendy from Ware Wore a badge that said "Handle with care" When her bottom was tweaked The girl fairly freaked Shouting "Hey young man, don't you dare" A tea boy,- young Larry from Luton |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 13 2013, 11:07 AM Post #1020 |
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A tea boy,- young Larry from Luton Was allergic to peanuts and gluten |
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| Mobson | Jun 13 2013, 11:22 AM Post #1021 |
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A tea boy,- young Larry from Luton Was allergic to peanuts and gluten An allergy undetected |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 13 2013, 02:32 PM Post #1022 |
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A tea boy,- young Larry from Luton Was allergic to peanuts and gluten An allergy undetected But not unexpected |
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| Mobson | Jun 13 2013, 04:08 PM Post #1023 |
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A tea boy,- young Larry from Luton Was allergic to peanuts and gluten An allergy undetected But not unexpected He ate peanut sarnies & died on his futon Edited by Mobson, Jun 13 2013, 04:13 PM.
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| Mobson | Jun 13 2013, 04:14 PM Post #1024 |
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Giancarlo was a great pizza maker |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 13 2013, 04:33 PM Post #1025 |
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Giancarlo was a great pizza maker But was also a great 'Mickey taker' |
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| Mobson | Jun 13 2013, 05:10 PM Post #1026 |
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Giancarlo was a great pizza maker But was also a great 'Mickey taker' did things with his dough |
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| tafkaj | Jun 15 2013, 12:40 PM Post #1027 |
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Giancarlo was a great pizza maker But was also a great 'Mickey taker' Did things with his dough That we oughtn't to know |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 15 2013, 03:51 PM Post #1028 |
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Giancarlo was a great pizza maker But was also a great 'Mickey taker' Did things with his dough That we oughtn't to know Using herbs and an old cocktail shaker He baked all his pizzas 'il forno' Edited by Norm Deplume, Jun 15 2013, 03:52 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 15 2013, 05:19 PM Post #1029 |
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He baked all his pizzas 'il forno' While reading the news in 'Il Giorno' |
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| Mobson | Jun 16 2013, 09:49 AM Post #1030 |
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He baked all his pizzas 'il forno' While reading the news in 'Il Giorno' To fire his imagination |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 16 2013, 04:23 PM Post #1031 |
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He baked all his pizzas 'il forno' While reading the news in 'Il Giorno' To fire his imagination and ward-off starvation |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 19 2013, 03:01 PM Post #1032 |
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He baked all his pizzas 'il forno' While reading the news in 'Il Giorno' To fire his imagination and ward-off starvation He searched the web for some porno The tailor who made Gianni's shirts Edited by Norm Deplume, Jun 19 2013, 03:02 PM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 19 2013, 04:43 PM Post #1033 |
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The tailor who made Gianni's shirts Drives a Ferrari rented from Hertz |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 19 2013, 06:43 PM Post #1034 |
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The tailor who made Gianni's shirts Drives a Ferrari rented from Hertz He pulls lots of birds |
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| Mobson | Jun 19 2013, 07:49 PM Post #1035 |
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The tailor who made Gianni's shirts Drives a Ferrari rented from Hertz He pulls lots of birds Tho' a man of few words |
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| Caro | Jun 20 2013, 09:49 AM Post #1036 |
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The tailor who made Gianni's shirts Drives a Ferrari rented from Hertz He pulls lots of birds Tho' a man of few words And those come in just fits and spurts. To Italy's shores they descend |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 20 2013, 10:52 AM Post #1037 |
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To Italy's shores they descend And drive the natives right round the bend |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 20 2013, 04:59 PM Post #1038 |
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To Italy's shores they descend And drive the natives right round the bend In their smart Prada clothes |
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| Caro | Jun 21 2013, 01:08 AM Post #1039 |
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To Italy's shores they descend And drive the natives right round the bend In their smart Prada clothes They prance and they pose |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 22 2013, 10:07 AM Post #1040 |
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To Italy's shores they descend And drive the natives right round the bend In their smart Prada clothes They prance and they pose For the sake of the latest trend I suppose if it's all down to me |
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| tafkaj | Jun 22 2013, 12:27 PM Post #1041 |
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I suppose if it's all down to me, The number of Tops would be Three |
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| waiting4atickle | Jun 22 2013, 10:38 PM Post #1042 |
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I suppose if it's all down to me, The number of Tops would be Three But it's not, there are four |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 23 2013, 09:56 AM Post #1043 |
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suppose if it's all down to me, The number of Tops would be Three But it's not, there are four Goodness me! Are you sure? |
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| Mobson | Jun 23 2013, 10:20 AM Post #1044 |
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I suppose if it's all down to me, The number of Tops would be Three But it's not, there are four Goodness me! Are you sure? Yes of course, confirmed officially. Edited by Mobson, Jun 23 2013, 10:21 AM.
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| Mobson | Jun 23 2013, 10:22 AM Post #1045 |
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Whilst waiting for today's match to start
Edited by Mobson, Jun 23 2013, 10:23 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 23 2013, 03:55 PM Post #1046 |
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Whilst waiting for today's match to start I found that I did not have the heart |
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| Caro | Jun 24 2013, 04:13 AM Post #1047 |
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Whilst waiting for today's match to start I found that I did not have the heart To hope for too much |
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 24 2013, 03:48 PM Post #1048 |
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Whilst waiting for today's match to start I found that I did not have the heart To hope for too much Don't go "into touch" |
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| tafkaj | Jun 25 2013, 12:56 PM Post #1049 |
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Whilst waiting for today's match to start I found that I did not have the heart To hope for too much Don't go "into touch" - I'm sure that front row ripped a fart. ******************************************** It's shocking - the programme called Prism Edited by tafkaj, Jun 25 2013, 02:11 PM.
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| Mobson | Jun 25 2013, 01:30 PM Post #1050 |
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not sure that makes sense taf!Edited by Mobson, Jun 25 2013, 01:31 PM.
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| tafkaj | Jun 25 2013, 02:12 PM Post #1051 |
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It does now ...
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 25 2013, 03:26 PM Post #1052 |
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It's shocking - the programme called Prism It's a veritable cataclysm I would would like to extend a warm welcome to our friends in GHQ and NSA, who may be keeping us under constant scrutiny. I trust they will regard our badinage with generous toleration. We are harmless - honestly! Edited by dai Cottomy, Jun 25 2013, 03:28 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jun 25 2013, 05:00 PM Post #1053 |
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It's shocking - the programme called Prism It's a veritable cataclysm A case of Big Brother |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 25 2013, 07:51 PM Post #1054 |
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It's shocking - the programme called Prism It's a veritable cataclysm A case of Big Brother Trying to smother |
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| Caro | Jun 27 2013, 08:22 AM Post #1055 |
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It's shocking - the programme called Prism It's a veritable cataclysm A case of Big Brother Trying to smother Our thoughts or at least try to quiz 'em. In the backblocks we think we're immune |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 27 2013, 08:02 PM Post #1056 |
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In the backblocks we think we're immune But the hackers sing a different tune |
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| tafkaj | Jun 28 2013, 02:14 PM Post #1057 |
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In the backblocks we think we're immune But the hackers sing a different tune They'll get your addresses |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 28 2013, 03:38 PM Post #1058 |
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In the backblocks we think we're immune But the hackers sing a different tune They'll get your addresses No oblige noblesses |
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| Caro | Jun 28 2013, 11:08 PM Post #1059 |
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In the backblocks we think we're immune But the hackers sing a different tune They'll get your addresses No oblige noblesses They'll be into our heads very soon. But the glass is sometimes half full |
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| tafkaj | Jun 29 2013, 11:35 AM Post #1060 |
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But the glass is sometimes half full, So they say, but I think it's bull |
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| dai Cottomy | Jun 29 2013, 03:49 PM Post #1061 |
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But the glass is sometimes half full, So they say, but I think it's bull Half empty, more like |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 1 2013, 04:27 PM Post #1062 |
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But the glass is sometimes half full, So they say, but I think it's bull Half empty, more like So get on yer bike! |
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| Mobson | Jul 2 2013, 09:30 AM Post #1063 |
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But the glass is sometimes half full, So they say, but I think it's bull Half empty, more like So get on yer bike! Stop philosophising, it simply ain't cool
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| Mobson | Jul 2 2013, 09:31 AM Post #1064 |
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The Queen of Tennis lost her crown yesterday |
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| tafkaj | Jul 2 2013, 02:04 PM Post #1065 |
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The Queen of Tennis lost her crown yesterday, While swimming 'cross the River Tay |
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| Caro | Jul 3 2013, 02:46 AM Post #1066 |
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The Queen of Tennis lost her crown yesterday, While swimming 'cross the River Tay It fell from her head |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 3 2013, 09:33 AM Post #1067 |
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The Queen of Tennis lost her crown yesterday, While swimming 'cross the River Tay It fell from her head And sank , like lead |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 3 2013, 05:21 PM Post #1068 |
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The Queen of Tennis lost her crown yesterday, While swimming 'cross the River Tay It fell from her head And sank , like lead But she continued her swim come what may. A lady I know is a plumber |
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| Mobson | Jul 4 2013, 11:20 AM Post #1069 |
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A lady I know is a plumber Tho' men all thinks that's a bummer |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 4 2013, 11:32 PM Post #1070 |
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A lady I know is a plumber Tho' men all think that's a bummer What she does with a ballcock |
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| Caro | Jul 5 2013, 12:15 AM Post #1071 |
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A lady I know is a plumber Tho' men all think that's a bummer What she does with a ballcock While wearing a small frock |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 5 2013, 09:57 AM Post #1072 |
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A lady I know is a plumber Tho' men all think that's a bummer What she does with a ballcock While wearing a small frock Will haunt me for the rest of the Summer A certain young maiden from Kent |
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| Caro | Jul 5 2013, 10:15 AM Post #1073 |
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A certain young maiden from Kent Set her eyes on a very suave gent |
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| Mobson | Jul 5 2013, 10:27 AM Post #1074 |
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Edited by Mobson, Jul 5 2013, 10:27 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 5 2013, 11:46 AM Post #1075 |
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A certain young maiden from Kent Set her eyes on a very suave gent He wore crocodile shoes |
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| Mobson | Jul 5 2013, 02:41 PM Post #1076 |
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A certain young maiden from Kent Set her eyes on a very suave gent He wore crocodile shoes But who would he choose |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 5 2013, 11:23 PM Post #1077 |
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A certain young maiden from Kent Set her eyes on a very suave gent He wore crocodile shoes But who would he choose - That coy girl or a goer from Gwent? A crocodile hunter from Oz |
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| Mobson | Jul 6 2013, 12:38 AM Post #1078 |
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A crocodile hunter from Oz Stopped killing them because |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 6 2013, 10:42 AM Post #1079 |
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A crocodile hunter from Oz Stopped killing them because A coy croc called Nancy |
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| Mobson | Jul 6 2013, 11:21 AM Post #1080 |
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A crocodile hunter from Oz Stopped killing them because A coy croc called Nancy Had taken his fancy |
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| tafkaj | Jul 6 2013, 12:29 PM Post #1081 |
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A crocodile hunter from Oz Stopped killing them because A coy croc called Nancy Had taken his fancy Quite unlike how his wife now does. ******************************************* Don't worry, we're now nearly there |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 6 2013, 05:49 PM Post #1082 |
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Don't worry, we are now nearly there I'll put my clothes on 'cos I'm bare |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 6 2013, 06:39 PM Post #1083 |
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Don't worry, we are now nearly there I'll put my clothes on 'cos I'm bare Don't want to scare the horses |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 7 2013, 10:34 AM Post #1084 |
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Don't worry, we are now nearly there I'll put my clothes on 'cos I'm bare Don't want to scare the horses, the Police or Her Majesty's Forces |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 8 2013, 10:42 AM Post #1085 |
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Don't worry, we are now nearly there I'll put my clothes on 'cos I'm bare Don't want to scare the horses, the Police or Her Majesty's Forces But what is more,--Do I care? In Bournemouth one fine, starry night Edited by Norm Deplume, Jul 8 2013, 10:42 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 8 2013, 12:57 PM Post #1086 |
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In Bournemouth one fine, starry night I saw a sight which gave me a fright |
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| Mobson | Jul 8 2013, 02:28 PM Post #1087 |
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In Bournemouth one fine, starry night I saw a sight which gave me a fright A naked man on the beach |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 8 2013, 04:18 PM Post #1088 |
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In Bournemouth one fine, starry night I saw a sight which gave me a fright A naked man on the beach Being bled by a leech |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 8 2013, 05:22 PM Post #1089 |
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In Bournemouth one fine, starry night I saw a sight which gave me a fright A naked man on the beach Being bled by a leech Believe me, that's not a pretty sight While deliberating, the jury was out |
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| waiting4atickle | Jul 8 2013, 07:19 PM Post #1090 |
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While deliberating, the jury was out The ladies drank vodka, the men drank stout |
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| Rikiiboy | Jul 9 2013, 07:44 AM Post #1091 |
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While deliberating, the jury was out The ladies drank vodka, the men drank stout The verdict was missed |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 9 2013, 08:29 AM Post #1092 |
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While deliberating, the jury was out The ladies drank vodka, the men drank stout The verdict was missed The ladies were kissed |
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| Caro | Jul 9 2013, 10:19 AM Post #1093 |
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While deliberating, the jury was out The ladies drank vodka, the men drank stout The verdict was missed The ladies were kissed Who knows what the case was about? Who killed those two babes in the Tower? |
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| Mobson | Jul 9 2013, 10:42 AM Post #1094 |
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Who killed those two babes in the Tower? Asked Andrew Castle to David Gower |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 9 2013, 10:49 AM Post #1095 |
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Who killed those two babes in the Tower? Asked Andrew Castle to David Gower "Wasn't me," answered Dave |
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| Mobson | Jul 9 2013, 10:50 AM Post #1096 |
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Who killed those two babes in the Tower? Asked Andrew Castle to David Gower "Wasn't me," answered Dave "I'm a coward, not brave" |
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| dai Cottomy | Jul 9 2013, 01:37 PM Post #1097 |
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Who killed those two babes in the Tower? Asked Andrew Castle to David Gower "Wasn't me," answered Dave "I'm a coward, not brave" With that, he beheaded a flower Hardship abounded in days of yore |
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| tafkaj | Jul 9 2013, 01:41 PM Post #1098 |
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Hardship abounded in days of yore, They had to walk barefoot on th'floor |
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| Norm Deplume | Jul 9 2013, 03:44 PM Post #1099 |
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Hardship abounded in days of yore, They had to walk barefoot on th'floor With soles like leather |
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| Mobson | Jul 10 2013, 08:14 PM Post #1100 |
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Hardship abounded in days of yore, They had to walk barefoot on th'floor With soles like leather No matter the weather Edited by Mobson, Jul 10 2013, 08:14 PM.
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not sure that makes sense taf!

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