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| caissier | Sep 18 2012, 09:07 AM Post #1 |
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waiting4atickle Yesterday, 10:44 PM IP: 86.28.198.150 ยท Post #3467 Posts:6,484Group:MembersMember#12Joined:Jul 11, 2011 There was an old hero called Ajax who certainly lived life to the max His fighting was mythic His muscles terrythic From the years he'd spent building haystacks. Now they're gunning for poor old Brock Edited by caissier, Sep 18 2012, 09:08 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 18 2013, 09:11 PM Post #1501 |
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A dancer from downtown Detroit Saw a chance that she had to exploit With a swift soft-shoe-shuffle Which caused quite a kerfuffle When they saw how she was so adroit Her physical prowess was daunting |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 18 2013, 09:12 PM Post #1502 |
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A dancer from downtown Detroit Saw a chance that she had to exploit With a swift soft-shoe-shuffle Which caused quite a kerfuffle She tripped and got quite maladroit A hot beef and horseradish sandwich |
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| Mobson | Dec 19 2013, 12:25 AM Post #1503 |
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A dancer from downtown Detroit Saw a chance that she had to exploit With a swift soft-shoe-shuffle Which caused quite a kerfuffle She danced with the aid of a quoit Edited by Mobson, Dec 19 2013, 12:25 AM.
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| Mobson | Dec 19 2013, 12:32 AM Post #1504 |
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Marco the cat was a Burmilla |
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| chocster | Dec 19 2013, 10:32 AM Post #1505 |
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Marco the cat was a Burmilla A stowaway escaping from Manila |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 20 2013, 12:44 PM Post #1506 |
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Wrong page syndrome seems to have reached epidemic proportions. Her physical prowess was daunting Her physique she was always flaunting |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 20 2013, 12:55 PM Post #1507 |
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Her physical prowess was daunting Her physique she was always flaunting The sight of her arm |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 20 2013, 01:28 PM Post #1508 |
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Her physical prowess was daunting Her physique she was always flaunting The sight of her arm Would cause much alarm |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 20 2013, 05:00 PM Post #1509 |
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Her physical prowess was daunting Her physique she was always flaunting The sight of her arm Would cause much alarm It would stop a ghost in its haunting Alarming as it now seems to be |
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| chocster | Dec 20 2013, 06:53 PM Post #1510 |
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Alarming as it now seems to be My hair started greying at age three |
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| tafkaj | Dec 21 2013, 01:29 PM Post #1511 |
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Alarming as it now seems to be My hair started greying at age three But Junior Grecian |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 21 2013, 01:48 PM Post #1512 |
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Alarming as it now seems to be My hair started greying at age three But Junior Grecian (Or was he Phoenician?) |
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| Mobson | Dec 21 2013, 04:03 PM Post #1513 |
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Alarming as it now seems to be My hair started greying at age three But Junior Grecian (Or was he Phoenician?) Turned me back to black in a jiffy |
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| Mobson | Dec 21 2013, 04:07 PM Post #1514 |
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I then started to age prematurely |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 21 2013, 05:04 PM Post #1515 |
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I then started to age prematurely Of course, very gently and demurely |
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| Caro | Dec 23 2013, 12:12 AM Post #1516 |
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I then started to age prematurely Of course, very gently and demurely, With a hint of a limp |
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| tafkaj | Dec 23 2013, 12:26 PM Post #1517 |
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I then started to age prematurely Of course, very gently and demurely, With a hint of a limp And a blue Hillman Imp |
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| chocster | Dec 25 2013, 10:59 AM Post #1518 |
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I then started to age prematurely Of course, very gently and demurely, With a hint of a limp And a blue Hillman Imp With a boot full of the chocolate curly-wurly. OMG, t'was my favourite chocolate bar |
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| Norm Deplume | Dec 25 2013, 04:18 PM Post #1519 |
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OMG, t'was my favourite chocolate bar But made me sick while driving the car |
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| Mobson | Dec 27 2013, 12:23 AM Post #1520 |
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OMG, t'was my favourite chocolate bar But made me sick while driving the car I'm going on a diet |
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| chocster | Dec 27 2013, 01:43 AM Post #1521 |
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OMG, t'was my favourite chocolate bar But made me sick while driving the car I'm going on a diet Not gonna fry it |
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| Mobson | Dec 28 2013, 10:01 AM Post #1522 |
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OMG, t'was my favourite chocolate bar But made me sick while driving the car I'm going on a diet Not gonna fry it This time I've really gone too far |
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| Mobson | Dec 28 2013, 10:05 AM Post #1523 |
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Fast approaching Twenty Thousand and Fourteen |
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| tafkaj | Dec 28 2013, 01:45 PM Post #1524 |
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Fast approaching Twenty Thousand and Fourteen - Another year on, same Queen |
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| waiting4atickle | Dec 30 2013, 01:43 PM Post #1525 |
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Fast approaching Twenty Thousand and Fourteen - Another year on, same Queen And same Status Quo |
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| dai Cottomy | Dec 30 2013, 02:22 PM Post #1526 |
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Fast approaching Twenty Thousand and Fourteen - Another year on, same Queen And same Status Quo Rocking to-and-fro |
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| Mobson | Dec 31 2013, 03:02 PM Post #1527 |
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Fast approaching Twenty Thousand and Fourteen Another year on, same Queen And same Status Quo Rocking to-and-fro Unsure where I'm going, but know where I've been Edited by Mobson, Dec 31 2013, 03:04 PM.
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| Mobson | Dec 31 2013, 03:04 PM Post #1528 |
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Deciding to make new resolutions |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 1 2014, 12:50 AM Post #1529 |
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Deciding to make new resolutions They seldom offer solutions |
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| Mobson | Jan 1 2014, 06:16 AM Post #1530 |
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Deciding to make new resolutions They seldom offer solutions 'Cos try as you may Edited by Mobson, Jan 1 2014, 06:17 AM.
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| chocster | Jan 1 2014, 09:05 AM Post #1531 |
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Deciding to make new resolutions They seldom offer solutions 'Cos try as you may This or that way |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 1 2014, 11:45 AM Post #1532 |
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Deciding to make new resolutions They seldom offer solutions 'Cos try as you may This or that way I don't have the right contributions Another New Year has now dawned |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 1 2014, 11:47 AM Post #1533 |
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Another New Year has now dawned It's going to be bad we've been warned |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 1 2014, 07:47 PM Post #1534 |
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Another New Year has now dawned It's going to be bad we've been warned We're deeper in debt |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 1 2014, 08:52 PM Post #1535 |
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Another New Year has now dawned It's going to be bad we've been warned We're deeper in debt But not too bad, as yet Edited by Norm Deplume, Jan 1 2014, 08:52 PM.
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 1 2014, 09:03 PM Post #1536 |
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Another New Year has now dawned It's going to be bad we've been warned We're deeper in debt But not too bad, as yet Although most of the silver's been pawned. An umbrella maker from Stroud |
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| Mobson | Jan 2 2014, 12:50 AM Post #1537 |
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An umbrella maker from Stroud Made his elderly mother so proud Edited by Mobson, Jan 2 2014, 12:50 AM.
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 2 2014, 02:52 AM Post #1538 |
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An umbrella maker from Stroud Made his elderly mother so proud The sales of his brolly |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 2 2014, 06:00 PM Post #1539 |
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An umbrella maker from Stroud Made his elderly mother so proud The sales of his brolly Brought in so much lolly |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 2 2014, 06:29 PM Post #1540 |
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An umbrella maker from Stroud Made his elderly mother so proud The sales of his brolly Brought in so much lolly That he's now on number nine cloud His brother made clothes from old rags |
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| Mobson | Jan 3 2014, 04:24 AM Post #1541 |
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His brother made clothes from old rags Riffled from the dead corpses of hags Edited by Mobson, Jan 3 2014, 04:24 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 3 2014, 10:56 AM Post #1542 |
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His brother made clothes from old rags Riffled from the dead corpses of hags He made blouses and shirts |
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| Mobson | Jan 3 2014, 11:25 AM Post #1543 |
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His brother made clothes from old rags Riffled from the dead corpses of hags He made blouses and shirts And trousers and skirts |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 4 2014, 02:56 AM Post #1544 |
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His brother made clothes from old rags Riffled from the dead corpses of hags He made blouses and shirts And trousers and skirts Which he swapped for whisky and fags His sister made shirts for our sailors |
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| Mobson | Jan 4 2014, 05:56 AM Post #1545 |
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His sister made shirts for our sailors But you'd hardly call them tailors Edited by Mobson, Jan 4 2014, 05:56 AM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 4 2014, 11:03 AM Post #1546 |
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His sister made shirts for our sailors But you'd hardly call them tailors The shirts had no tails |
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| tafkaj | Jan 4 2014, 12:39 PM Post #1547 |
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His sister made shirts for our sailors But you'd hardly call them tailors The shirts had no tails, And, though made from sails, |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 4 2014, 04:47 PM Post #1548 |
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His sister made shirts for our sailors But you'd hardly call them tailors The shirts had no tails, And, though made from sails, They wouldn't wear them on whalers Their cousin made stockings for nurses |
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| chocster | Jan 5 2014, 11:11 PM Post #1549 |
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Their cousin made stockings for nurses And tops and tails for drivers of hearses |
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| tafkaj | Jan 7 2014, 03:57 PM Post #1550 |
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Their cousin made stockings for nurses And tops and tails for drivers of hearses, But they drew the line |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 7 2014, 04:23 PM Post #1551 |
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Their cousin made stockings for nurses And tops and tails for drivers of hearses, But they drew the line To cut it fine |
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| tafkaj | Jan 7 2014, 04:38 PM Post #1552 |
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Their cousin made stockings for nurses And tops and tails for drivers of hearses, But they drew the line To cut it fine With the pencils they keep in their purses. ****************************************** I'm buying a new Gibson guitar |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 7 2014, 08:57 PM Post #1553 |
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I'm buying a new Gibson guitar To replace my multi-strung sitar |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 8 2014, 01:06 PM Post #1554 |
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I'm buying a new Gibson guitar To replace my multi-strung sitar My old plectrum is broke |
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| Caro | Jan 9 2014, 05:19 AM Post #1555 |
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I'm buying a new Gibson guitar To replace my multi-strung sitar My old plectrum is broke I need a new thing to stroke |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 11 2014, 11:13 AM Post #1556 |
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I'm buying a new Gibson guitar To replace my multi-strung sitar My old plectrum is broke I need a new thing to stroke Try this...but don't go too far ! |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 11 2014, 11:14 AM Post #1557 |
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A bumbling old gent from Caerphilly |
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| tafkaj | Jan 11 2014, 12:34 PM Post #1558 |
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A bumbling old gent from Caerphilly Thought cheese names were generally silly |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 12 2014, 03:13 PM Post #1559 |
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A bumbling old gent from Caerphilly Thought cheese names were generally silly Like Stilton and Gouda |
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| tafkaj | Jan 14 2014, 03:08 PM Post #1560 |
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A bumbling old gent from Caerphilly Thought cheese names were generally silly; Like Stilton and Gouda, He thought that they shoulda |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 14 2014, 03:35 PM Post #1561 |
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A bumbling old gent from Caerphilly Thought cheese names were generally silly; Like Stilton and Gouda, He thought that they shoulda Had girls names like Freda or Lily A gorgeous young wench from Glamorgan |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 14 2014, 04:18 PM Post #1562 |
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A gorgeous young wench from Glamorgan A sensation when playing the organ |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 14 2014, 06:20 PM Post #1563 |
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A gorgeous young wench from Glamorgan A sensation when playing the organ Was shy and retiring |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 15 2014, 01:33 PM Post #1564 |
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A gorgeous young wench from Glamorgan A sensation when playing the organ Was shy and retiring When doing the ironing |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 15 2014, 06:25 PM Post #1565 |
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A gorgeous young wench from Glamorgan A sensation when playing the organ Was shy and retiring When doing the ironing She'd watch an episode of Borgen Nobody twerks like our Iris |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 16 2014, 01:23 PM Post #1566 |
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Nobody twerks like our Iris She must have some sort of virus |
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| tafkaj | Jan 17 2014, 12:24 PM Post #1567 |
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Nobody twerks like our Iris, She must have some sort of virus; When she wears short skirts |
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| Caro | Jan 17 2014, 09:19 PM Post #1568 |
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Nobody twerks like our Iris, She must have some sort of virus; When she wears short skirts She shows off in spurts |
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| Mobson | Jan 18 2014, 04:45 AM Post #1569 |
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Nobody twerks like our Iris, She must have some sort of virus; When she wears short skirts She shows off in spurts tho' still not a patch on Miley Cyrus. Edited by Mobson, Jan 18 2014, 04:46 AM.
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| Mobson | Jan 18 2014, 05:24 AM Post #1570 |
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Whilst trying to remember your name |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 18 2014, 11:11 AM Post #1571 |
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Whilst trying to remember your name I thought of one very much the same |
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| tafkaj | Jan 18 2014, 01:32 PM Post #1572 |
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Whilst trying to remember your name I thought of one very much the same, But it didn't quite cut it |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 18 2014, 04:12 PM Post #1573 |
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Whilst trying to remember your name I thought of one very much the same, But it didn't quite cut it I tried again but it |
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| Mobson | Jan 18 2014, 06:30 PM Post #1574 |
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Whilst trying to remember your name I thought of one very much the same But it didn't quite cut it I tried again but it just wouldn't jump out of the frame... |
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| Mobson | Jan 18 2014, 06:30 PM Post #1575 |
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Can't wait for these dark days to pass |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 18 2014, 06:36 PM Post #1576 |
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Can't wait for these dark days to pass So I can get out and cut the grass |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 19 2014, 04:37 PM Post #1577 |
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Can't wait for these dark days to pass So I can get out and cut the grass Trim the hedge, plant a tree |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 19 2014, 05:36 PM Post #1578 |
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Can't wait for these dark days to pass So I can get out and cut the grass Trim the hedge, plant a tree Oh, what fun that will be! |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 19 2014, 06:07 PM Post #1579 |
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Can't wait for these dark days to pass So I can get out and cut the grass Trim the hedge, plant a tree Oh, what fun that will be! All complete, take a rest, sit on arse There are new buds on all of our trees |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 19 2014, 06:09 PM Post #1580 |
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There are new buds on all of our trees Let's hope we get plenty of bees Edited by dai Cottomy, Jan 19 2014, 06:13 PM.
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 20 2014, 11:44 AM Post #1581 |
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There are new buds on all of our trees Let's all hope we get plenty of bees And lots of sun too |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 20 2014, 01:29 PM Post #1582 |
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There are new buds on all of our trees Let's all hope we get plenty of bees And lots of sun too With plenty to do |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 20 2014, 06:27 PM Post #1583 |
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There are new buds on all of our trees Let's all hope we get plenty of bees And lots of sun too With plenty to do So our brains and our bodies don't seize. When it's dreich and you're at a loose end |
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| chocster | Jan 20 2014, 11:02 PM Post #1584 |
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When it's dreich and you're at a loose end Do try and avoid going round the bend |
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| Caro | Jan 21 2014, 06:19 AM Post #1585 |
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When it's dreich and you're at a loose end Do try and avoid going round the bend Don't go all loopy |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 21 2014, 11:15 AM Post #1586 |
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When it's dreich and you're at a loose end Do try and avoid going round the bend Don't go all loopy And start shouting "Whoopee" |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 21 2014, 01:34 PM Post #1587 |
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When it's dreich and you're at a loose end Do try and avoid going round the bend Don't go all loopy And start shouting "Whoopee" Strip off and take a bath with a friend Once upon a time there were fairies |
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| tafkaj | Jan 21 2014, 03:14 PM Post #1588 |
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Once upon a time there were fairies Who suffered v. badly with caries |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 21 2014, 04:55 PM Post #1589 |
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Once upon a time there were fairies Who suffered v. badly with caries Their dentist was blind |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 24 2014, 11:43 AM Post #1590 |
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Once upon a time there were fairies Who suffered v. badly with caries Their dentist was blind So he couldn't find |
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| tafkaj | Jan 25 2014, 12:34 PM Post #1591 |
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Once upon a time there were fairies Who suffered v. badly with caries Their dentist was blind So he couldn't find The spot on his head where his hair is. ***************************************** A relic from a different age |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 25 2014, 02:04 PM Post #1592 |
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A relic from a different age Was locked in a chain-linked-fence cage |
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| Caro | Jan 26 2014, 11:09 PM Post #1593 |
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A relic from a different age Was locked in a chain-linked-fence cage She created a stink |
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| chocster | Jan 26 2014, 11:31 PM Post #1594 |
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A relic from a different age Was locked in a chain-linked-fence cage She created a stink Her poo was pink |
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| waiting4atickle | Jan 27 2014, 12:13 AM Post #1595 |
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A relic from a different age Was locked in a chain-linked-fence cage She created a stink Her poo was pink Now she's a star of screen and stage. There was a young woman from Burma |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 27 2014, 11:17 AM Post #1596 |
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There was a young woman from Burma Whose antics caused many to murmur |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 27 2014, 02:53 PM Post #1597 |
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There was a young woman from Burma Whose antics caused many to murmur To cool things down |
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| dai Cottomy | Jan 28 2014, 10:15 AM Post #1598 |
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There was a young woman from Burma Whose antics caused many to murmur To cool things down She married a clown |
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| Caro | Jan 29 2014, 05:26 AM Post #1599 |
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There was a young woman from Burma Whose antics caused many to murmur To cool things down She married a clown Her control of him was much firmer. She spanked him and whipped him most strongly |
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| Norm Deplume | Jan 29 2014, 11:09 AM Post #1600 |
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She spanked him and whipped him most strongly Her S and M sessions were longly |
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